r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 4d ago
Some people really need to leave their homes more
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u/TheLandFanIn814 4d ago
Trump shits in a gold toilet and probably spends $800 a week on golf balls.
Miss me with the "out of touch Kamala" bullshit.
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u/Knightfall90 4d ago
$800 on Golf Balls seems kinda low honestly.
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u/grungegoth 4d ago
It's what he spends to pay somebody washing them.
Tifify
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u/Knightfall90 4d ago
That’s nice to assume he would actually pay someone that much to do it. And if he did pay someone, it would probably be the illegals he hates so much.
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u/SB-Farms 4d ago
Nah, he just waits til tax payers are paying for him to golf at marlago and charges the government $2000/hr for the ball washer services.
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u/KathrynBooks 4d ago
Isn't that Laura Loomers job now that Milania is back in NYC?
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u/ronthesloth69 4d ago
He is such a good golfer he probably hasn’t spent $800 total on golf balls in his life!
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u/peach23 4d ago
For real. My husband made very little as a teacher and saved a chunk out of every paycheck to buy me nice diamond earrings one year. I absolutely didn’t expect it and we don’t splurge a lot on those things, but nice earrings is just not the same as filthy rich
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u/dsmith422 4d ago
And its not like they expire. They are something you keep your whole life and pass down to your descendants.
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u/jfsindel 4d ago
To add, you can buy things like this secondhand. Kamala did not, most likely, but people do take very good care of things and then sell them off or give them away. I know family members who have designer bags originally worth 5k but they buy them secondhand for 500 simply because the owner just gets rid of it.
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u/Bud_Grant 4d ago
An easy comparison is Trump's cufflinks. Does anyone think the ones he wears are less than $800?
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u/Sanskur 4d ago
He wears a $20,000 watch (a Rolex 18038 according to a watch enthusiast website) when he golfs.
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u/Outside_Performer_66 4d ago
I think he probably wears $80 cufflinks that he would say are worth $8000. Because his image is worth more to him than honesty, so lying becomes preferable to being genuine, at least to him.
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u/Any_Will_86 4d ago
Charlie Sheen told a story about Trump playing bigshot and gifting someone what he claims were 'platinum' cuff links. The person was at jewelry store for his wife when he relayed the story. Ends up they were some oddball non-precious metal... When you fail the self-awareness test to Charlie Sheen I think there is an issue.
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u/SB-Farms 4d ago
Not even, Charlie sheen said trump gave him his own personal “platinum and Diamond” cufflinks and had them appraised while he was having other stuff looked at, he said the appraiser scoffed and said “ these are pewter, and bad zirconia”
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u/Nimindir 4d ago
I literally burst out laughing at that last line. For several seconds. 'Oh she's wearing pearls, she's so out of touch!" *meanwhile Turmp and his... everything*
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u/Specialist_Ad9073 4d ago
They’re trying to make her John Kerry. The Swift Boat bullshit and wind surfing made him out of touch compared to the goddamn Bush clan.
There are some really fucking stupid Americans who actually buy this bullshit.
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u/BloodOfTheDamned 4d ago
Her net worth is 3.5 million, Walz’s is reportedly under 1 million. Trump’s is 4 billion. More than a thousand times higher. And Vance’s is around 10 mil. One of these is substantially closer to that of the average American. And one of them actually planned for a debate they knew they’d be having. And she absolutely spanked her opponent like the petulant toddler he behaves like he is.
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u/driverdan 4d ago
Trump’s is 4 billion.
That may be what he claims but it's nowhere near that.
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u/kukukele 4d ago
Wrong. Trump is such a good golfer he uses the same ball for an entire calendar year! The only time he replaces a golf ball is when Titleist or the USGA ask him to donate the ball to their museum to commemorate it.
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u/AbjectAppointment 4d ago
he was on a $450K monthly allowance 35 years ago.
https://www.nytimes.com/1990/06/26/business/quick-who-d-have-trouble-living-on-450000-a-month.html
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u/jmurgen4143 4d ago
Wow, a woman in her sixties(?) who has worked all her life has nice earrings, what a weird thing to take issue with, you should have just ended on debunking the ear piece conspiracy.
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u/dilla_zilla 4d ago edited 4d ago
And one who was an attorney, though frequently (entirely?) in public service (DA, AG) before she was elected to the Senate. Those are not low paying jobs. Her husband is an attorney as well. JFC, it's not like she offered to bet someone $10k.
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u/valkycam12 4d ago
And who is the Vice President, who makes a couple of hundred thousand a year. Jeezus Melania usually wears thousands if not tens of thousands in clothes and accessories (excluding the jewelry). These people are pathetic.
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u/takanishi79 4d ago
But that's all fine on Melania because she's just a trophy. Please don't examine any of Mr Trump's clothing or accessory budgets. /s
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u/justrock54 4d ago
I work as a paralegal for a law firm- I'm a single senior. I wouldn't spend that on earrings because I'd lose them, but I bought myself a $1000 shearling jacket last year. It was a splurge absolutely, but FFS if I can manage that a pair of lawyers can buy those earrings without blinking.
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u/badtowergirl 4d ago
I bet your sherling jacket looks gorgeous on you! I’m an upper middle-class working person with 2 kids in college. I could easily afford those earrings and I make much less than Kamala. I choose to wait until my kids are financially independent, which I expect to happen when I’m about 55, still years younger than Kamala is now. It’s simply not surprising or noteworthy in any way that she’d wear $800 earrings.
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u/SquirellyMofo 4d ago
And married to a guy who was an entertainer lawyer in Hollywood
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u/Block444Universe 4d ago
They literally have nothing else. That’s what that means. Pretty fucking good candidate if that’s all they are finding
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u/TheAskewOne 4d ago
They did the same with the Obamas. They were constantly scrutinizing what Michelle wore and attacking her for it. Not to mention the tan suit.
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u/Dramatic_Raisin 4d ago
It seems there are certain types of people that get butthurt when other certain types of people are successful…….
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u/Nimrod_Butts 4d ago
Haha not racists tho, they're not racist at all! Just ask them, they'll tell you. They're not racist at all they just hate the Obama's for what they did to the country, nothing specific, but they sure did.... Uhm... Something. Worst president ever, for reasons. Really real and tangible reasons, they never can seem to articulate...
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u/OutrageousTie1573 4d ago
They are mad she worked and earned nice things instead of staying home and raising ten kids and growing her own parsley.
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u/iamwearingashirt 4d ago
Tbh $800 is actually kinda cheap for jewelry for a woman of her status.
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u/Hunger_Of_The_Pine_ 4d ago
Yeah, I'd say $800 jewellery is "normal" person jewellery (though a very special item for the average person).
It's something the normal person would have to save for, but unless you are on or below the poverty line is definitely a special item that would be within reach.
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u/Suitable-Matter-6151 4d ago
This. Most of the watches these guys wear are in the tens of thousands.
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u/RickBourbon 4d ago
This coming from tough guys that drive 80k trucks and complain about gas prices for their 2500 super duties they use to drive to Daytona Beach.
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u/wilbur313 4d ago
Honestly I was wondering what their reaction would be if she drove up to the stage in a lifted F150 King ranch edition.
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u/Garden_Of_Nox 4d ago
Can't believe former attorney general and current vice president of the United States can afford earrings 😡
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u/Youbettereatthatshit 4d ago
The Apple Watch Ultra is $800. I see hundreds of those around, along with the high end Apple, Samsung, and pixel phones.
Like, who’s their audience? I’d buy my wife, maybe not earrings, but a pendant necklace for $400-600 for her birthday.
I get eggs are expensive, and frustratingly so, but people still buy nice stuff from time to time.
Unlike the 80 year old cry baby who spends more money on gold plated stupid so that serves no purpose
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u/WazuufTheKrusher 4d ago
You forgot everyone in America is dirt poor and can barely afford food but also upgrade their phones every year and pay for fiber optic wifi. I swear to god democrats are objectively much better than republicans but our social media presence is somehow just as braindead
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u/GraXXoR 4d ago
But Trump's spawn getting 2 BILLION dollars from the Saudis should never be mentioned...
People sometimes think a billion is kinda like a big million.
They forget that the POOREST billionaire could spend a million dollars a day for nearly 3 years. The richest billionaires could spend a million dollars a day for over FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!
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u/Thkturret1 4d ago
The example I like to use to show the difference between a million and billion is 1 million seconds = about 12 days 1 billion seconds = about 32 years
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u/GraXXoR 4d ago
humans are just not built to understand geometric progression.
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u/hoonyosrs 4d ago
You know the difference between a million dollars, and a billion dollars?
About a billion dollars.
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u/most_dopamine 4d ago
I am not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination and my wife has $800 earrings I bought her for an anniversary gift. I weld and she's a nurse. but damnit they look nice on her and she's worth it.
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u/verballyabusivecat 4d ago
but damnit they look nice on her and she's worth it.
This is so goddamn cute - I hope I find love like yall one day! ❤️
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u/Saxophobia1275 4d ago
I bought my wife an $800 pair of earrings when I sold my magic the gathering collection 😂
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u/Retro_Dad 4d ago
Please tell me she didn't sell her ears to buy you an organizer for your MtG cards - O. Henry what an ending!
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u/bunsprites 4d ago
Organizer?!?!?! You're telling me yall don't just keep your magic cards loose in a drawer???
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u/WittsandGrit 4d ago
I was going to buy my wife $800 earings but I bought 2 whole pairs of Trump sneakers instead
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u/MisterDonkey 4d ago
What the hell is wrong with you? That's just bad financial decision making. You couldn't even get her something that will appreciate in value, like Trump NFTs?
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u/Dearic75 4d ago
Good point. I hear if you buy $7500 worth of them, they’ll send you a scrap or cloth that may or may not be from a suit he once wore. Just think how much that will be worth in a few years!
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u/Taoist-Fox72 4d ago
Pssh. Be gone, plebeian.
The real Wizards learned to disregard females to acquire more cardboard. Thou art a fool!
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u/jdmay101 4d ago
Harris is also a lawyer. Even if she'd never done anything in politics and just stayed a prosecutor her whole career she'd absolutely have some decent jewelery just to wear in court.
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u/LaTeChX 4d ago
I weld and she's a nurse.
Non sequitur but it sucks that people who make things and keep people alive are not paid well enough in this country.
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u/KadenKraw 4d ago
Nurses and welders a bit into their career can easily make 100k + a year in many parts of the country
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u/Recent_Novel_6243 4d ago
SOME Nurses CAN make good money, but they’ll need to be either traveling, specialized, or have a master/doctorate. At that point, only the nurse practitioner would have anything close to a decent work-life balance and decent pay. Traveling and specialty nursing can be lucrative but good luck picking up the kids or going on a date night with your SO.
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u/DueCaramel7770 4d ago
My gf has an $800 watch I bought her for her birthday lol we are not a wealthy couple 😭 I ended up making it from a random bitcoin investment so I treated us!
She loves it and wears it every day, so worth it for me
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u/CrayonTendies 4d ago
Don’t let them make you feel bad because they’re shaming the vice president for wearing $800 earrings to debate someone who inherited $400,000,000, shits in a gold toilet and made a career out of not paying hard working people like welders.
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u/sasheenka 4d ago
$800 for earrings isn’t even that much…
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u/Kissit777 4d ago
Especially at Tiffany’s
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u/yrar3 4d ago
She said I think I
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u/NeedNewNameAgain 4d ago
Remember the film and as I recall
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u/bsEEmsCE 4d ago
the Chinese neighbor was racist
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u/egosomnio 4d ago
Wildly racist for no reason. Did he even have any plot relevance or was he just there to be a racist joke? It's been ages since I've watched that.
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u/archercc81 4d ago
Yeah that is what I was thinking. Like, Im a regular IT dude who lives in a townhome and Ive definitely bought my girlfriend $800 earrings. That isnt rich people sh*t.
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u/AliveMouse5 4d ago
Decent 1 ct diamond studs would be a couple thousand easily
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u/AlphaCharlieUno 4d ago
Yeah, I’m a bitchy HR lady paid second lowest in the division and I walk around with about 1.3 cts in my ears every day. To be fair, my BF is an engineer and they were a very shocking (obviously good) Christmas gift.
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u/ElvisAndretti 4d ago
Especially not at Tiffany’s. The last time I went in there I came out $4000 lighter.
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u/Haradion_01 4d ago edited 4d ago
I mean, I'd never pay that much for earrings. I've never spent more than £100 on a pair of shoes, and I'll be cold in the ground before I spend more than £20 on a shirt no matter how nice it it is.
But I'd easily spend that much on parts for my PC; something my colleague thinks is absurd when she can sort something that fits her purposes for a third of the price.
People will cheerfully spend £800 on that one nice thing they want, if they have it.
The difference between that an the out of touch crazies is how many 'one nice things' they have.
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u/Leprechaun_lord 4d ago
This feels like something out of a Simpsons joke from 20 years ago:
Kamala’s rich enough to afford $800 earrings! She’s too rich to be president. Paid for by the reelect Donald Trump committee.
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u/Pulguinuni 4d ago
These look like something I would save up and gift my mother on a special occasion.
She may have even wore them as a good luck charm. The assumption is if they were a gift, the person who gifted her the earrings is with her in that stage symbolically.
Something every woman does, we attach so much sentimental value to jewelry, specially if growing up working class.
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u/Free_Management2894 4d ago
I gifted my parents a $1900 TV a few years ago because they are pensioners and where watching on a pretty small TV.
Guess I'm out of touch with the "common person".
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u/Azazel9088 4d ago
If she started to work at the age of 18, she had to save 1.5 bucks per month for 42 years to be able to buy those at the age of 60. That costs less than a blue checkmark on twitter.
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u/Careful_Middle4049 4d ago
Saving a dollar a month for 42 years makes it seem way more expensive than 800 bucks, I’m not gonna lie.
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u/Brutalur 4d ago
....and the opponent empties his diapers into a golden toilet.....
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u/CapStar300 4d ago edited 4d ago
Because she wore expensive earrings, she's out of touch.
If she'd worn cheap earrings she'd be "not taking this seriously" or "not showing enough respect".
Women really can't win, can they.
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u/zerovanillacodered 4d ago
Is it even that expensive? $800 pearl earrings? It’s definitely nice jewelry but less than 1,000 dollars
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u/Dry_Mastodon7574 4d ago
I have a $200 Tiffany necklace I got over 10 years ago. The quality of this silver necklace is amazing. It still looks brand new and I don't do anything to it. Her $800 earrings are immediately family heirlooms. If I could afford the pearl eariings, I would get them in a heartbeat. They are worth the money.
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u/Worried-Pick4848 4d ago
Well they surely are heirlooms now. They're the earrings she wore to a Presidential debate. Only the second woman to do that and the first woman of color. They are a piece of history now.
If she becomes President it's decent odds those earrings (or a repilca) go on display in her Presidential library.
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u/Aggravating_Front824 4d ago
It's expensive but not insane or anything, and for a major politician it's downright cheap
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u/Redbird2992 4d ago
As far as Jewelery goes that’s “middle class expensive” at most though. I’ve gotten my wife Tiffany before for special events like bdays and anniversary’s and while it was a hit financially it wasn’t at the same level as “buying a berkin” or a 5k bracelet shaped like a “bent nail”.
Like this is achievable levels of expensive for most people and if my wife was doing something as big she’d probably be wearing a similarly priced pair of earrings and we are firmly “lower middle class”. I don’t see an issue here at all tbh.
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u/Spare-Half796 4d ago
I’m no jewelry special buy considering the ones Melania wears are at the very least 4x the price, this is not a story
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u/tessellation__ 4d ago
Right! That’s like something you’d find in the Costco catalog and you’d be like OK well that’s pricey but Costco is always a good deal. They really do a good job picking their, stuff add to cart. It’s not costume jewelry. It shouldn’t cost 10 bucks.
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u/UngusChungus94 4d ago
Not really? I mean, I spent over twice that on my fiancées engagement ring and I barely clear 70k a year, less when I bought it.
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u/Livid-Technician1872 4d ago
Didn’t they make a big deal when she was wearing converse? Saying it’s not befitting of a presidential candidate? Now the earrings are too expensive?
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u/Fluid_Jellyfish9620 4d ago
more like dems cannot win when it comes to MAGA cultists.
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u/Electrical_Ad_9584 4d ago
When the other side is constantly changing the rules for their opponent while holding their own guy to literally no standard whatsoever, there comes a point where we just have to stop caring what they say. They have no connection to truth, or fairness, or bipartisanship. They aren’t patriots. They are crazed sports fans willing to risk it all so that their big orange team can win. The more we argue ridiculous points like this with them (which, I’m guiltier than anyone), the more we legitimize their entirely illegitimate positions. They want us to get bogged down debating semantics about things that don’t matter so we don’t talk about what a bad ass Kamala is.
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u/AetheisticGod 4d ago
How dare she make an effort to look good on TV!
Also if she didn't how dare she not make the effort!
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u/ZeisUnwaveringWill 4d ago
AOC talks about this. The clothes and shoes she wore in her photoshoots are multiple thousands of $ but the clothes are loaned to her for her. I mean famous people on the red carpet are also often gifted clothes by the designers because the designers want their name/brand to be associated with these people. I can imagine lots of brands wanting to be associated with Kamala Harris.
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u/AlphaCharlieUno 4d ago
There are a lot of ethical rules around accepting gifts in government (with the obvious exception of Supreme Court Justices). For instance, the First Ladies can accept clothes from designers but they can only be worn and then have to be donated, to like the Smithsonian. They can purchase clothes, but aren’t supposed to get them at a discount.
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u/Technical_Air6660 4d ago
It’s not that expensive! It’s the cost of a weekend flight and hotel or a nice mattress. Which are like regular things people buy. Plus pearls NEVER go out of style.
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u/AnarchoBratzdoll 4d ago
She's an accomplished middle aged woman at an event of massive importance.
I'm none of those things and wear more expensive jewellery day to day. (engagement rings are a weird tradition)
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u/awesomefutureperfect 4d ago
What's missed here is that the debate was basically a job interview, but it was a job interview where the applicant you are in direct competition with is also answering the questions right next to you.
Discussing earrings is beside the point. Kamala had to deftly manage a real job interview while a fat man baby tantrummed through the whole affair which is honestly an indignity. Imagine if on your wedding or college education or other important milestones of your life and right next to you was a boor with shit in his adult diaper screaming boomer facebook conspiracy.
What's sad is the America should be processing what would happen if either candidate becomes president as far as the economy or foreign affairs or the climate or health care and education or immigration. Instead boomer conspiracy nonsense and the republicans admitting that he has 'the concept of a plan' is the end result of the debate.
Yes, some people got something substantive out of the debate, but honestly one of the narratives is that Kamala didn't give enough specifics which is as much bullshit as "economic anxiety". It's a fig leaf. It's a lie that people who say it may genuinely believe because they are in denial about wanting a piece of shit like Trump to be president.
I honestly feel bad for Harris having to share the stage and what should be a dignified event of determining the leadership of the most powerful country in the world with a demented pants shitting fool. It is a genuine embarrassment that half the country isn't better than that.
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u/meliorism_grey 4d ago
To quote Contrapoints, "Donald Trump's apartment looks like Liberace married a Turkmenistani dictator and moved into a Cheesecake Factory."
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u/Spear_Ritual 4d ago
But if she wears Chucks, that not “presidential.” So either way, assholes gonna bitch about something.
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u/Nerazzurro9 4d ago
I literally bought my wife an $800 pair of earrings back when I was making like $65k a year. I wanted to save up and get her something nice. She was touched, and still wears them all the time.
Are any of the people pushing this argument, like, women? Do they at least know any women? Have they never bought their wife a present? Do they own a watch? What are we doing here?
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u/pjyinzer412 4d ago
lol. Of the two on stage at the debate, she was definitely the one “out of touch”. (Please read this in sarcasm).
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u/RawChickenButt 4d ago
Most people are a /s at the end to indicate sarcasm but since this is Reddit you should always assume sarcasm.
Maybe we should start adding a /ns to the end to indicate "not sarcasm" instead.
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u/possibly_being_screw 4d ago
We should start adding /s for ‘serious’. That will clear things up.
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u/Every_Character9930 4d ago
Donald Trump shits on a golden toilet.
JD Vance was brought into the coven of a Silicon Valley billionaire who made him a venture capitalist.
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u/WhatADumbassTake 4d ago
Out of touch? I mean, a good chunk of the population walks around with a $1000 device in their pocket. Some nice jewelry isn't "lording over the peasants" like these decrepit fools want us to think.
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u/54sharks40 4d ago
Donald Trump wears $6000 Brioni suits and can't even bother to get them tailored