r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5d ago

Some people really need to leave their homes more

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u/AliveMouse5 5d ago

Decent 1 ct diamond studs would be a couple thousand easily

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u/AlphaCharlieUno 5d ago

Yeah, I’m a bitchy HR lady paid second lowest in the division and I walk around with about 1.3 cts in my ears every day. To be fair, my BF is an engineer and they were a very shocking (obviously good) Christmas gift.

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u/BurnedOutTriton 5d ago

Nerdy engineers need a bitchy HR lady to protect them. He's clearly trying to lure you with shiny things for continued protection.

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u/AlphaCharlieUno 5d ago

Now I’m on a mission to find all of the shiny shoes and hand bags.

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 5d ago

Never too late to get yourself educated and get a better degree so that you don't have to be stuck in HR your whole life.

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u/idekbruno 5d ago edited 5d ago

“How can I be a condescending asshole today?”

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 5d ago

Are you seriously implying that people working in HR aren’t educated?

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u/AlphaCharlieUno 5d ago

I have a graduate degree, certifications, a professional license. All of that without any student loan debt. Most of the people I have met in the HR community have advanced degrees. Comments like the ones above just make me laugh at their ignorance.

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u/KittyClawnado 5d ago

Hahahahahahaha you privileged fuck

Ever looked at the cost of tuition lately or did mommy and daddy pay for it for you?

Maybe you should look into finishing school for that smarmy little shit attitude of yours. Never too late!

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u/Enragedgolem 5d ago

the fuck?

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u/hypsignathus 5d ago

? Look, HR can be annoying to everyone else and is just as prone to administrative bloat as every other department, but thinking HR is some dead end useless boring job just shows that you don’t know what is important for running a company (or any organization). “Thought leaders” would be so remarkably SOL without HR.

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u/chimpfunkz 5d ago

But that's diamonds. The cost is mostly the diamonds. You can get 22k gold earrings for 800 and they'd be gaudy AF. $800 if you're not buying diamonds, will get you a lot.

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u/devilwearsllbean 5d ago

Not at Tiffany’s