r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5d ago

Some people really need to leave their homes more

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u/E0H1PPU5 5d ago

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120 hours is approximately the amount of time he spent eating McDonald’s hamberders

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u/taiwanfoose 5d ago

Over the past month

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u/TheLatestTrance 5d ago

In the past week.

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u/Ok_Cod2430 5d ago

In the past hour

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u/Gr1nch5 5d ago

In the past minute

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u/Heavy_Outcome_9573 5d ago

In the past second

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u/cajerunner 5d ago

Right fucking now!!!

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u/Fight_those_bastards 5d ago

Nah, you know that motherfucker horks them down like a dog. Like, 30 seconds max per burger. And while he probably eats 10 a day, that’s still only five minutes.

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u/taiwanfoose 5d ago

Oh, you're definitely right. And while the mental image of him doing so is haunting, I love the use of horks here

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u/CMP24-7 5d ago

And then he eats the dog.

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u/raspey 5d ago

Gotta maintain that figure somehow. I doubt it's easy.

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u/um_chili 5d ago

Hey whoa wait that is inaccurate and disrespectful to our former commander in chief. He doesn't eat at McDonald's.

He has his servants cook him top sirloin steak well done, slathers it in ketchup, and washes it down with Diet Coke. Because he's classy.

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u/Happy-Setting202 5d ago

Why is everyone saying Hamberders did I miss another Trump vocabulary lesson?

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u/E0H1PPU5 5d ago

It was a tweet from his fast food buffet for the Clemson football team

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u/FragrantGangsta 5d ago

God I still can't get over that. imagine having the chance to try food from the White House kitchen, only to get there and be presented with a Big Mac.

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u/Happy-Setting202 5d ago

Of course it’s a tweet lmao

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u/bow03 5d ago

now i have a mental image of homer in hell being stuffed with doughnuts by a machine run by demons and they can't figure out how he can eat so many and still ask for more.

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u/PamelaELee 5d ago

I don’t understand it! James Coco went mad in 15 minutes!

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u/skatistic 5d ago

eating hamberders between gangbangers

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u/alex123124 5d ago

120 hours is approximately how long it takes james Franco to go on a rock climbing expedition

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u/Yes2allofit 5d ago

Thank you for spelling that correctly.

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u/Motor_Software2230 5d ago

Boy loves his Happy Meals.

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u/No_Row780 5d ago

Nothing like a ham bird 🦆

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u/monmonmon77 5d ago

I'd vote for the pink panther detective being astounded by hamburglrrs the whole day