Not Melanie Trump…

[u/RetroScores3]

[u/pics-ModTeam]

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[u/General_Hovercraft_9]

lol she’s only 31 and i thought for sure it was going to say 40s or 50s when i saw her pic when i googled her

[u/azureazaleas → u/General_Hovercraft_9]

31?! Good Lord.

[u/Futrel → u/azureazaleas]

11 years younger than Ivanka

[u/dickswabi → u/Futrel]

I was struggling with this whole new “concept” and you just went and made it worse 🤣

[u/Zauberer-IMDB → u/azureazaleas]

Looks like she survived a chimp attack and got reconstructive surgery.

[u/PeachCream81 → u/Zauberer-IMDB]

I shouldn't laugh at your comment because it's based on a tragic real-life incident, but I just cannot help myself. I am quite literally crying into my pasta at work (which is ok because it needed a bit more salt).

[u/TryingToStayOutOfIt → u/General_Hovercraft_9]

She’s…….YOUNGER than me!? That’s supremely fucked, lady.

[u/Bonkgirls → u/TryingToStayOutOfIt]

Imagine being thirty, looking like you're a fifty year old that spend a million dollars on plastic surgery to try to look forty.

Sad.

[u/locofspades → u/General_Hovercraft_9]

Usually this website makes me feel old, but damn it if you didnt make me feel a bit better about 40 today 🤣 at least i dont look like that

[u/Jackalodeath → u/locofspades]

Well you're probably bright enough to not pay someone to make you look like you French kissed a beehive.

[u/colbystan → u/General_Hovercraft_9]

Watching people learn her age is my favorite part of this week lol.

[u/chucklas]

This is what is really getting under Marjorie Taylor Greene’s skin

[u/angryPenguinator → u/chucklas]

Looks like Loomer is getting under Donald's skin as well...

[u/Evil-in-the-Air → u/angryPenguinator]

She has to negotiate her way past several large flaps and folds before she can get to business.

[u/Webfarer → u/Evil-in-the-Air]

How do I delete someone else’s comment?

[u/mac_is_crack → u/Webfarer]

How do I gouge out my own eyes without losing my sight? I, like, have to work and stuff but this is the worst thing I’ve ever read.

[u/scrotalsac69 → u/Webfarer]

What has been seen cannot be unseen. Alas now I need to drink heavily to get rid of the evil thoughts

[u/_Spicy_Mchaggis_ → u/scrotalsac69]

Indeed a horrible day to be literate

[u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party → u/Evil-in-the-Air]

Imagine the smell? She probably has nerve damage from all that poorly done filler in her cheeks so maybe it’s affected the 1st cranial nerve..

That’s a long shot though, and it’s probably bc she’s used to the smell of “putrid” that radiates off her herself. She’s nose blind.

[u/Miersix → u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party]

Not going to lie. Props to you for pulling the cranial nerves into this.

[u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party → u/Miersix]

I mean with all that filler, and how poorly injected it is, her cranial nerves never stood a chance. Sadly it wasn’t 12 and 5 bc then maybe she’d actually stfu

[u/LegfaceMcCullenE13 → u/angryPenguinator]

His five skin

[u/C_M_Dubz → u/LegfaceMcCullenE13]

🤮

[u/nvthrowaway12 → u/chucklas]

For sure. She wanted to be Mrs. Deplorable 

[u/CT_7 → u/nvthrowaway12]

Imagine Laura Looney, Bobo, MTG, Kari Lake parading around with said crowns and sashes

[u/Global_Permission749 → u/chucklas]

Bingo. Marjorie Three Names didn't suddenly find the floor of decorum, she's just jealous mad.

[u/IdkAbtAllThat → u/chucklas]

Holy shit you're right! MTG is mad this woman in stealing her spot as Trump's ball polisher!

It was so out of character for her to call out Loomer's racism but it makes perfect sense now. She's jealous that Loomer is now closer to Trump than she is.

[u/Opening-Cress5028 → u/IdkAbtAllThat]

What’s even funnier is the foreigner imported from a former Soviet country to do the job won’t even polish the knob.

[u/RedofPaw]

Come on, are you trying to tell me Donald Trump, who was once president, would cheat on his wife???

Because if you are that seems on brand.

[u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That → u/RedofPaw]

What? No. Not the leader of the party of family values. Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...and possibly several other women.

Clearly, the gay frog Antifa Haitian deep state globalist Marxist Jewish space lasers forced Trump to cheat on all his wives, because personal responsibility, also it's fake news, and also what about Hunter Biden's laptop?!

Edit: ...you know you don't have to defend him on everything, right? He's just a dude, a very fallible dude, admitting he fucked up will not fracture reality, your god king does not hold the universe together. No need for whataboutism, or BUTTTERY MALES, or more conspiracy theories (you know I'm making fun of you, right?). Maybe have a laugh at yourself for being so ridiculous for the last 9 years? Break the cycle, leave the cult, I believe in you (not really).

[u/EDaniels21 → u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That]

Also, have you noticed how no one seems to care about this laptop anymore now that Biden is stepping down?

[u/Hardcorish → u/EDaniels21]

*insert Gump meme* and just like that.. the laptop story vanished into the ether only to be replaced by immigrants eating cats and dogs.

[u/answerguru]

Temu Melania.

[u/Dependent_Sign_399 → u/answerguru]

I'd take a temu Melania over her. This woman is a racist psycho.

[u/SoloPorUnBeso → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

Jordan Klepper was talking about how MTG was saying Loomer was being racist and he said he didn't even realize there was a level of racist above MTG.

[u/regeya → u/SoloPorUnBeso]

Twitter is hilarious right now, the bots are calling MTG a liberal

[u/Guukoh → u/regeya]

Who is MTG? I read it as “Magic the Gathering” and I feel like that’s not accurate.

[u/RepulsiveWarning9480 → u/Guukoh]

Marjorie taylor green, but dont let her take the acronym

[u/Guukoh → u/RepulsiveWarning9480]

Thank you! Haha I will probably always read it as Magic the Gathering

[u/aerger → u/Guukoh]

As you should — Greene does not deserve to have lasting significance of ANY kind.

[u/darknessraynes → u/Guukoh]

This really made me chuckle. Marjorie Taylor Greene is who they are referencing.

[u/Constant-Plant-9378 → u/SoloPorUnBeso]

Said it was like finding out about the movie rating NC-37.

[u/Poppa_Mo → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

Melania is also a racist psycho. Let's not act like she's some poor slighted woman and just another victim of Trump's bullshit. She's a vapid disgusting human being on the same level as this insane bitch. They're all turds in the same toilet bowl.

[u/wirefox1 → u/Poppa_Mo]

Thank you, this is so often overlooked or ignored. Melania is every bit as bad as trump and believes everything he believes. She's not what most people would call "a good person".

[u/Rfalcon13 → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

9/11 Truther, who was guest of Trump at the 9/11 Memorial.

[u/MayaIngenue → u/Rfalcon13]

Didn't she also say she's a "proud islamaphobe?"

[u/MessOfAJes85 → u/MayaIngenue]

She just posted a couple of days ago how the White House will smell like curry and some other racist shit about if Kamala becomes president. Her and MTG have been back and forth on X calling each other names. Two racists arguing about racism.

[u/Natural-Damage768 → u/MessOfAJes85]

its the exact kind of thing the KKK used to do to rile up lynch mobs

[u/MessOfAJes85 → u/Natural-Damage768]

That’s what I’m worried about. The right is getting more and more activated.

[u/I_like_maps → u/MayaIngenue]

"Muslims are terrible... but you know, not for 9/11"

[u/georgetonorge → u/I_like_maps]

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. Islamic extremism is the source of all evil in the world….

Except 9/11. That was the Republican administration!

Such an odd mixture of belief, though I feel like it’s not even uncommon among that subset of insane people.

[u/FrasierandNiles → u/Rfalcon13]

Can we stop calling them truther and call them what they are instead? Liar!

[u/IcyTransportation961 → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

Melania is also a vile racist, she pushed the birther shit hard with Donald

People try to give her a pass and feel bad for her being married to him

Stop, she chose her life and hurts others for money

[u/HBRWHammer5 → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

Loomer is temu Melania...

[u/wanabepilot → u/HBRWHammer5]

Loomer is temu MTG

[u/strawberry-coughx → u/wanabepilot]

I hate that I understood that sentence

[u/locjaw420 → u/Dependent_Sign_399]

She's only 31! I guess racism ages you badly.

[u/MarkBenec → u/locjaw420]

Holy hell. I’d have guessed mid to late 40s

[u/ExiledUtopian → u/MarkBenec]

As a early 40s guy, I looked at her and thought 50-55, without any stretch of the imagination.

[u/MitchC114]

This is too much scum for one photo. I feel like I’m getting conned just from looking at it

[u/RetroScores3 → u/MitchC114]

You probably own some Trump media stock now

[u/Pepperoni_Dogfart → u/RetroScores3]

Why am I feeling weirdly compelled to tune in to the "World Liberty Financial" crypto event on Monday?

[u/AttackPony]

Jigsaw is into mushroom hunting

[u/shebringsdathings → u/AttackPony]

PUKE, but good one

[u/JustAnotherYouMe]

Is this the girl he's cheating on his wife with? Laura Loomer?

[u/haarp1 → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

holy shit, she's only 30.

[u/ArielPotter → u/haarp1]

Oh…I’m feeling REALLY good about myself rn.

[u/RetroScores3 → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

Yea it’s Loomer.

[u/spoobles → u/RetroScores3]

You mean Looner, amirite?

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

Such a God fearing Christian man would never ^/s

[u/milkeymikey → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

Can you imagine the backlash if this was Harris? And here we are, just moving on with our day.

[u/ericmm76 → u/milkeymikey]

Trump is allowed to be bad. It could not be more clear.

[u/yowzas648 → u/ericmm76]

That’s because we know his character and what he stands for. Or at least that’s what conservatives were saying in the spin room as to why it was bad for Kamala to dodge questions, but fine for Trump.

[u/TheOnlyFallenCookie → u/ericmm76]

Not just allowed. Trump being an asshole is representation for his voters.

[u/BYoungNY → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

I wonder what sort of legal doc him and Melania have for their marriage. It's gotta be crazy one sided, like if she divorces him, she gets nothing, but if he dies, she gets it all or something. I know she's as much to plblame, but emtheres just something there that doesn't make sense... What I'm looking forward to is her tell all book after he passes. Knowing trump, there's gotta be a legal clause in their marriage doc about her talking to the media about him. 

[u/frickindeal → u/BYoungNY]

Notice how his children are barely involved since Melania redid the prenup after the Stormy Daniels stuff? I mean Don Jr. will tweet and Eric shows up here and there, but they don't seem to be on the campaign trail much and Ivanka is completely out since Jared got billions from the Saudis. I think that prenup largely leaves the children out of his money.

[u/TangledUpPuppeteer → u/frickindeal]

Yeah. The money he’s pretty much out of.

[u/myassholealt → u/frickindeal]

What money. After the debts are paid out, what would be left of his estate to pass on?

[u/toilet-boa → u/BYoungNY]

I think that would be pretty standard in these types of marriages. She married for money, so I'm sure she is well-taken care as long as she gives him 1 kid and adheres to the NDA. I would have loved to have seen the re-negotiations after the Stormy Daniels news broke. Clearly, she got out of having to pretend to love and support him, as she had to in the past. She'll be on the hook until after the election and then off she goes to try and be ignored.

[u/JMJimmy → u/BYoungNY]

I am not convinced that she's not his Russian handler

[u/BewareTheLeopard → u/JustAnotherYouMe]

I gotta tell you, I don't think they're fucking. If they were fucking, Loomer would be the first to tell everyone

[u/snotboogie → u/BewareTheLeopard]

She is definitely doing something with him on Trump force 1. I doubt he can fuck anymore , but they're doing something.

[u/swoll9yards → u/snotboogie]

Tell me you have a poo fetish without telling me, Laura!

[u/I_Groped_SandyCheeks → u/swoll9yards]

This is what I get for scrolling reddit while eating breakfast.

[u/RebeccaHowe → u/BewareTheLeopard]

She’s been staying at Mar a lago with him.

[u/xplicit_mike → u/RebeccaHowe]

Yup. She literally spent a few nights with him already

[u/Trumped202NO → u/BewareTheLeopard]

You don't think her and MTG fighting like a couple highschool girls on Twitter is a sign?

[u/Spiritual-Can2604 → u/BewareTheLeopard]

How many ways do you need her to say it?

[u/20miledave]

[u/zhiryst → u/20miledave]

Ironic reaction given how much of a Republican Clint Eastwood is.

[u/greiton → u/zhiryst]

Clint Eastwood dropped his support of Trump in 2020 and backed Michael Bloomburg instead. He is the type of Republican that is repulsed by Trump and his ilk.

[u/Public-Policy24 → u/zhiryst]

talk to the hand chair

[u/AnonymousUsername79 → u/Public-Policy24]

[u/Indaflow]

She’s no Hope Hicks 

[u/illit3 → u/Indaflow]

I believe that was lewandowski's victim

[u/SoupSpelunker → u/illit3]

I thought he was extra-maritally banging the dakota dog-poppin' mama?

[u/IconOfFilth9 → u/SoupSpelunker]

Both apparently

[u/its_an_armoire → u/Indaflow]

Great nickname. Laura Loomer is now No-Hope Hicks.

[u/CurrentlyLucid]

Loomer thinks what they all think, suck up and get rich. Of course, after he uses them, he does not know them, but they keep coming.

[u/MazingerZeta28 → u/CurrentlyLucid]

Has anyone actually gotten rich from an association with Trump? Other than Jared obviously.

[u/Chewy12 → u/MazingerZeta28]

E. Jean Carroll and Stormy Daniels.

[u/Timelymanner → u/Chewy12]

All the people selling maga merch.

[u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq → u/Timelymanner]

I'm pretty sure most of them got left holding the bag on a massive amount of anti-biden merch that became worthless when he dropped out, which is hilarious.

[u/wtjordan1s → u/MazingerZeta28]

His children and his children’s spouses who he put in positions of power way above their level and then used shell companies to funnel Covid relief money to them while denying ppe to blue states.

[u/GrimMilkMan]

The fact Bill Clinton almost had his entire career ended for getting a BJ in the oval office and Trump is able to run around cheating on his wife, be a Convicted Felon and have this election be so close baffles me

Edit: alright, so I've been getting comments on this for a minute so I guess I'll update.

Yes Bill Clinton lied under oath, it just wasn't getting a BJ. I would go and start going off about every time Trump lied but I guarantee I'll get posts saying 'fake news' or whatever idc. I'm going to go and eat my neighbor's dog if you need me /s

[u/OuiMerci → u/GrimMilkMan]

You are not alone. I have been gobsmacked about the last 8 years of my life.

Edit spelling

[u/NorthernKrewe → u/GrimMilkMan]

Blame the internet. Desensitized everyone.

[u/RetroScores3]

trump has been seen mighty close to Laura Loomer lately with his wife no where to be found.

Loomer has recently been battling with goo members on Twitter Cali g Lindsey Graham gay and saying MTG has Arby’s between her legs.

trumps campaign is not excited about her increased presence.

The beef

https://i.imgur.com/nO6BVhF.jpg

Loomer calls Lindsey Graham gay.

https://i.imgur.com/q9duOj5.png

The joke about the title

https://imgur.com/XN0SN8g

Actual pet killer found

https://i.imgur.com/VZVvwiT.jpeg

Edit:

Loomer has said if Kamala wins then the White House is gonna smell like curry.

Edit 2: did we make drudge? Who knows.

https://i.imgur.com/Lif0sL4.jpeg

She hits on a Nazi?

https://x.com/steinkobbe/status/998212853063733248?s=46&t=15EbhBzCEoCL9gMgNFcDDQ

edit 3

Trump responds to her comments

https://imgur.com/a/qyi1Wzu

[u/FaithfulSkeptic → u/RetroScores3]

-RE: curry.

When Kamala Harris was first nominated to be Biden’s VP, and we found out that her mother was Indian and her father was Jamaican, one of my coworkers asked me what I thought of her heritage.

My immediate reaction, which is still my only thought about her heritage to this day: oh MAN I would love to have dinner at her house.

[u/Astronomer-Secure → u/FaithfulSkeptic]

you know they're cooking some AMAZING food in that house. my mind is honestly conjuring up a combo of saag paneer and jerk chicken.

[u/BladeSerenade → u/RetroScores3]

I’m actually impressed she knows who Zangief is lmao

[u/WowThatsRelevant → u/BladeSerenade]

Or at least her handlers do. Which makes sense, he's a Russian character

[u/comcastsupport800 → u/BladeSerenade]

I'm impressed with how much he looks like Zangief

[u/macromorgan → u/RetroScores3]

Homelander and Stormfront vibes from that picture…

[u/richem0nt → u/macromorgan]

My first thought was Homelander and Firecracker

[u/Zanna-K → u/richem0nt]

Same, it's fucking uncanny.

[u/TheDanMonster → u/RetroScores3]

the beef

link

No way I’m clicking on that link

[u/jlb446 → u/TheDanMonster]

Very risky click after the Arby's statement

[u/Boxofmagnets → u/RetroScores3]

Maybe Loomer is a double agent. She did his debate prep

[u/Iron_Rod_Stewart → u/Boxofmagnets]

We should also consider the possibility that they are both just profoundly stupid

[u/Bobby12many → u/Iron_Rod_Stewart]

Too many people attribute cunning and malice to what is no more than basic greed and stupidity.

[u/Tirrus → u/RetroScores3]

Please don’t correct “goo members” it’s weirdly accurate

[u/NovAFloW → u/Tirrus]

I just realized it was supposed to say GOP lol. I paused at goo and was just like, yeah sure.

[u/Optimus_Prime_10 → u/RetroScores3]

Can you explain the pet killer one? It's just a picture. 

[u/Drak_is_Right → u/Optimus_Prime_10]

South Dakota governor Kristi Noem didn't like how her 14 month dog was too excitable and energetic so she shot and killed her. Afterwards as it had her blood pumping, she went and killed a rooster too. She wrote this in an autobiography...

[u/JustADutchRudder → u/Drak_is_Right]

She killed a goat after the dog because the goat was stinky I thought.

[u/Drak_is_Right → u/JustADutchRudder]

Ah! Sorry I could easily be wrong. I didn't really delve into the details too much. Kind of sad.

[u/orionsfyre]

Am I crazy, or is he having an affair while his running mate is out talking about how much their campaign is about family values?

Oh I get it, they love families so much, he's out here trying to start a new one.

[u/Debs_4_Pres → u/orionsfyre]

He's never discussed that with J.D.

[u/mjconver]

She's deliberately pushing her boob into him, he loves it.

[u/captain_chocolate → u/mjconver]

Who stands with their bellies against each other unless they're doing it? Is this normal behavior in business?

[u/TootsNYC → u/captain_chocolate]

well, it’s not business.

But she’ll push herself up against him like that to be suggestive—to him and to everyone else.

[u/DouchecraftCarrier → u/TootsNYC]

Yea they're either doing it or she's very specifically trying to make it look like they are.

[u/TootsNYC → u/DouchecraftCarrier]

I think it’s she’s trying to make it look that way, and he likes the idea that a woman would want people to think he’s so desirable; it feeds his ego

[u/RaygunMarksman → u/TootsNYC]

That's exactly my read. And then I think about this being politics/governance of our country we're discussing and want to jump out of a window.

[u/GodsBGood → u/mjconver]

Clearly, she hates herself. I mean, he's old AF, he's ugly AF, and he's a fucking moron.

[u/Lysol3435 → u/GodsBGood]

Sure, he’s ugly and dumb. But he’s also mean, racist, and incontinent, so he has that going on

[u/Hellknightx → u/Lysol3435]

Hey, he might be all of those things, but at least he's also weird and creepy.

[u/BoxProfessional6987 → u/GodsBGood]

Her parents had her committed twice. She legally can not own a gun in most states because of this

[u/somebodyelse22 → u/BoxProfessional6987]

That must be a large part of the attraction for Trump.

[u/TheLegendTwoSeven → u/BoxProfessional6987]

There’s a lot of Loomer Lore that I’m behind on. I wonder what she’s been diagnosed with.

[u/superVanV1 → u/GodsBGood]

She’s desperately hoping she can be the power behind the throne. That or his absolutely insane at dirty talk and she has a demeaning kink

[u/MtnDewTangClan → u/superVanV1]

Or if you say hello in Russian she'll accidentally reply.

[u/CherryHaterade → u/superVanV1]

It might not even be that ambitious. She might just be angling for a job on Fox News like Kellyanne Conway

[u/czar_el → u/GodsBGood]

Yeah, but she's also each of those things except old.

[u/PotentialSpaceman → u/GodsBGood]

Nah I think she actually likes it weirdly...

She's a mad conspiracy nut who sees him as some kind of saviour...

It's really weird

[u/Ok_Produce_9308 → u/GodsBGood]

And smelly

[u/phinbar → u/mjconver]

When you're a star, they do that.

[u/Independent-Math-914 → u/mjconver]

Just one boob

[u/palinsafterbirth → u/Independent-Math-914]

No i see 3 boobs

[u/zendetta → u/palinsafterbirth]

There! Are! FOUR! Boobs!

[u/thecoolestpants → u/zendetta]

[u/ramdomvariableX]

Finally he found someone who looks at him like Melania looked at Trudeau.

Edit: Here's one of the Melania, Trudeau pics for reference.

[u/elquecazahechado → u/ramdomvariableX]

Have you noticed that she is in close body contact in every picture taken with Trump, she’s playing him.

[u/Drak_is_Right → u/elquecazahechado]

It's making her quite a lot of money and giving a lot of influence.

[u/cwk415 → u/elquecazahechado]

She knows how easy to manipulate he is. Everyone knows how easy to manipulate he is.

[u/a_casual_observer → u/cwk415]

Almost everyone knows how easy he is to manipulate. Trump and the MAGA faithful don't know.

[u/Orange_Kid → u/a_casual_observer]

That's because they're even easier to manipulate. Trump has talked about how easy it is to manipulate them...to them...and they cheered.

[u/DisposableDroid47 → u/ramdomvariableX]

To be fair that's the only face she can make.

[u/lifevicarious → u/ramdomvariableX]

…like he looks at Ivanka.

FTFY

[u/gesasage88]

This lady is supposedly half a decade younger than me?! I’m no spring chicken but that surgery makes her look like she is in her 60s. 😬

[u/Stolen_Sky → u/gesasage88]

She's like a strange plastic vampire

[u/Real-Work-1953]

Laura fucking Loomer is going to be the thing that takes down Trump’s campaign.

[u/Fizzix63 → u/Real-Work-1953]

Donald Trump is perfectly capable of taking down his campaign all by himself thank you very much!

[u/Away_Elk4173]

So he’s likely cheating on his “wife” in the middle of a presidential campaign and this is STILL going to be close? How have republicans fallen this far?

[u/Electrical_Ad_9584 → u/Away_Elk4173]

The polls are literally starting to make me sick. I tell myself not to trust them, that they don’t really mean much, but the fact that he and Kamala are still neck-in-neck (or ever were in the first place!!!) is so disgusting and disconcerting. It’s definitely time for me to unplug for awhile.

[u/Whitealroker1]

If MTG thinks you’re a wacko extremist.

Holy Shit.

[u/Pompitis]

Some women love the perception of power. Even when it's evil.

[u/Boxofmagnets → u/Pompitis]

And sometimes birds of a feather….

[u/Splith → u/Pompitis]

Don't rule out on a Woman choosing evil, loving the perception of power in a Man who has chosen evil. She has agency in all of this.

[u/Ironsulfur]

What a perfect ear, some say the best ear.

[u/Stang1776 → u/Ironsulfur]

We should just call it disfigured. He hates disfigured people, especially troops. Calling him disfigured would eat him up because he thinks he is perfect.

[u/Kim_Thomas]

He’s found his Eva Braun…. now to the bunker for night night juice. 🧃

[u/serendipitousevent]

There must be a plastic surgeon,
Adrift at sea.

For surely a pirate,
Did her surgery.

[u/fassaction → u/serendipitousevent]

Such a wonderful poem 🥹

[u/Own-Organization-532]

Melanie doesn't really care.

[u/totally_italian → u/Own-Organization-532]

Do u?

[u/beakrake]

Hey Melanoma, she got her tits all over your green card.

[u/ravbuc]

Shhhhh she’s is an inside plant and is actively destroying the campaign.

Just let it happen. Shhhhhhh

Dogs and cats and geese, oh my.

[u/MrNopeNada → u/ravbuc]

"When your enemy is destroying itself, do not interfere"

[u/JH_503 → u/ravbuc]

I said this about Vance at first. I thought for sure he was a sabotuer. Or a clone. But he's just a weasel who will do whatever is in his best interest at the moment. Even running alongside someone he called a nazi.

[u/DredZedPrime → u/JH_503]

That's the thing, they're not deliberately sabotaging anything. They just really are that stupid and out of touch.

[u/-Satsujinn-]

Isn't she a little old for him?

[u/OriginalPayment3044]

I love when Trump takes off the tie and gets loose. He looks like an even bigger, white sack of shit. And you know she's blowing him. I wonder if she's as nice as Kayleigh McEnany or Sean Spicer????

[u/cheffromspace → u/OriginalPayment3044]

I'm surprised he allows photos to be taken of him in his golf garb. He looks awful.

[u/qweef_latina2021 → u/cheffromspace]

He looks like raw pork butt shoved into a pile of dirty laundry.

[u/Spartan2470]

Here are more pictures of them together that day. Here is the source. These were taken on August 13, 2023 at the Trump Golf Club in Florida.

[u/albanymetz]

Remember, he may look like he's about to grope the crap out of that lady while she's pressed up against him, but Joe Biden puts his hands on peoples shoulders at times. NEVER FORGET.

[u/LongBeneficial7062]

Gross 🤢

[u/Any_Caramel_9814]

Some other woman with a plastic face

[u/Cold_Drive_53144]

Yet evangelicals think he’s a deity

[u/ICEMANdrake214]

So unlike Kamala, this skank is sleeping her way to the top. The projection is fucking unreal

[u/Dookie120]

They’re definitely fucking

[u/TootsNYC]

I don’t think he’s capable of sexual intercourse, or even particularly interested in it.

But he loves the attention, and she loves the way it looks to others.
This body language makes her look like the aggressor.

[u/Accomplished-Dog1457 → u/TootsNYC]

I agree that he's most likely impotent. It's not uncommon for men that age, even those who aren't obese, survive on a steady diet of Big Macs, and snort Adderall. Then there's the issue with his incontinence.

[u/Guerts33]

Am I the only one who see Billy the puppet in Laura’s face ?

[u/CorenCorias]

Of course it isn't Melania she looks like she actually likes him

[u/tor29c]

I have no money but I have bucket loads of self esteem that will never allow me to be this friendly with a psychopathic rapist.

[u/makualla]

Imagine being so insane that Marjorie Taylor Green calls you out on how batshit crazy you are