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Not Melanie Trump… Politics

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u/Dependent_Sign_399 5d ago

I'd take a temu Melania over her. This woman is a racist psycho.

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u/SoloPorUnBeso 5d ago

Jordan Klepper was talking about how MTG was saying Loomer was being racist and he said he didn't even realize there was a level of racist above MTG.

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u/regeya 5d ago

Twitter is hilarious right now, the bots are calling MTG a liberal

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Who is MTG? I read it as “Magic the Gathering” and I feel like that’s not accurate.

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u/RepulsiveWarning9480 5d ago

Marjorie taylor green, but dont let her take the acronym

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Thank you! Haha I will probably always read it as Magic the Gathering

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u/aerger 5d ago

As you should — Greene does not deserve to have lasting significance of ANY kind.

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u/Bucktabulous 5d ago

I mean, I'd be open to her having the lasting impact of being a cautionary tale.

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 5d ago

She's a giant walking red flag.

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u/aerger 5d ago

I'll allow it

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u/Dub_Coast 5d ago

Greene is her last name but she's definitely a Black/Blue Counter/Removal player

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u/mageta621 5d ago

No, she's a Stax player

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 5d ago

Marjorie soooo wants to be given the instant recognition of always being referred by her three initial name (even though she’s no longer Mrs. Greene cause I guess he finally had enough of her cheating and all the rest of it and divorced her) like her perceived nemesis, AOC. She wants to be the right wing AOC, but AOC is actually very bright, well educated, young, and very pretty, and Marjorie is none of that. Yet she tries so very hard to get AOC to notice her antics and engage her, to “debate” her….it’s weird the obsession Marjorie has with her fellow congressional representative….maybe she just wants to fuck her, who knows? AOC mostly seems to just ignore her and not feed the troll. The republicans have gotten extremely weird in the time of Trump.

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u/LoganWhite5 5d ago

I mean Green decks do specialise in dropping big green beasties, soooo…? 🤷

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u/The_DriveBy 5d ago

Elves. Green will probably have a lasting significance of Elves.

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u/DnDemiurge 5d ago

She's also the one who looks like the Titan who ate Eren's mom in ep 1 lol

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u/Pandoras_Fate 5d ago

More like MAGA THE GATHERING.

She's mad cause she thought she'd be the magamistress. The catfight is both schadenfreude and gross.

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u/PhoenixPhonology 5d ago

Same. I've been aware of her since "jewish space lasers " a couple years ago, but I still hear magic the gathering

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

I wasn’t aware the Jewish had space lasers, but hopefully they use them for good!

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u/greenyoke 5d ago

I still see magic. I kept getting excited like, "Why is magic in the news"... oh it's her again

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u/boostman 5d ago

Margic the Gathering

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u/pongomanswe 5d ago

Marjorie the Griftering

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u/Sloredama 5d ago

At least your acronym is correct I always start off thinking it's machine gun Kelly I can't read lol

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Oh, fuck😂 You were not close my friend!

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u/JunkyardBardo 5d ago

MTG will only mean one thing again very soon. Gamers unite!

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u/The_DriveBy 5d ago

It's Friday, fuckers!

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u/Outrageous_octopussy 5d ago

I know I do 😂

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u/Pinkiees 5d ago

Same!!

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u/Herknificent 5d ago

I always do too, it’s taken a while to get used to her as MTG, but when in a political discussion you gotta leave the cards behind.

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

I’d rather not participate in political discussion unless it’s at an EDH table.

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u/Herknificent 5d ago

No way. I game to get away from bullshit politics and social issues.

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

It was a reference to ingame politics not to irl politics

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Exactly. A Forest is the only Green I’m tapping.

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u/VonBrewskie 5d ago

Ooh. What color of deck would she be under, you think?

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u/TheCapo024 5d ago

Red, obviously. Maybe white.

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u/Coahuiltecaloca 5d ago

I do the same.

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u/TipsyBaker_ 5d ago

Racist magic the gathering, damn those orcs

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u/Canadaguy78 5d ago

I prefer using her rap name: Empty G.

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u/GraveyardJones 5d ago

This is exactly why I never use the initials 🤣

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u/PrincipleInteresting 5d ago

Empty Greene.

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u/ahktarniamut 5d ago

I always get them mixed up with the other one who like to give handies in public places

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u/Renfen76 5d ago

Nah, she's got more of a red/black deck vibe going. Green is nature and growth and creatures.

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u/mageta621 5d ago

No, she's a Stax deck. Misery for everyone

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u/tuppensforRedd 5d ago

Her acronym is 6b

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u/GrazYetti 5d ago

She already has an acronym, it’s B6!

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u/theopacus 5d ago

Major Trailer Greens

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u/DearCryptographer323 5d ago

Yah she can also go by BBBBBB or B6 for short

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u/nukebox 5d ago

That's why people online have pushed to refer to her as "Empty G" which is much better.

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u/TFFPrisoner 5d ago

*Greenee

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u/louhemp007 5d ago

Someone called her B6 and i cant not refer to marge as anything else anymore

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u/rathdro 5d ago

Stick with Empty-G

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u/OTTER887 5d ago

We should just call her "Marge".

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u/TacticalAcquisition 5d ago

Majorly Traitorous Goblin you mean.

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u/darknessraynes 5d ago

This really made me chuckle. Marjorie Taylor Greene is who they are referencing.

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

Additional context : the Jewish space Lazer Lady

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u/5litergasbubble 5d ago

The lady who followed a parkland school survivor down the road while harassing him and calling him a liar

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

The Q Anon lady who said top Democrats and FBI agents should be executed

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Thank you! Sometimes acronyms get hard coded in your brain🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/darknessraynes 5d ago

You’re welcome! And completely understandable.

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u/Practical-Train-9595 5d ago

My husband calls her “Maggie Three Names”

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u/darknessraynes 5d ago

That is great! I’ll have to remember it.

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u/BetterTransition 5d ago

Thank you, I read that as MGK and was like “What did Machine Gun Kelley do?”

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u/AmHotGarbage 5d ago

Fun fact: my friend( a drag queen) is in all out verbal warfare with her and has been blocked on everything. His new drag persona is now Marjorie

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u/Soma2710 5d ago

I saw her referred to as “Empty G” and that made me happy.

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u/BloodiedBlues 5d ago

Magorie Taylor Greene

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u/Garuda34 5d ago

Maggat Taint Greed

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/Kpachecodark 5d ago

Same, I don’t even play that game but that’s what I always think of when I see those initials. It be easier if they referred to her as Trailer Swift.

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

It’s a fun game, I’ve enjoyed it!

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u/nightkil13r 5d ago

It makes politics so much more enjoyable. I see MTG and think the same thing. DEI is Dale Earnhardt inc, as well to me which really irritates the "Didnt Earn It" crowd.

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u/monsterflake 5d ago

I like to think of DEI as Donald Epstein Island.

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u/AmaroWolfwood 5d ago

I know her actual name and I still just read Magic The Gathering out loud in my head. Neanderthal Sarah Palin isn't going to rewrite the acronyms for me.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Same. A Forest is only Green I’m tapping.

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u/theyyg 5d ago

I also came to ask which color deck makes sense in this conversation

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u/Lawdawg_75 5d ago

Ironically, Greene is likely most akin to a red deck with chaos and destruction.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Would not tap

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u/Lawdawg_75 5d ago

Really underappreciated comment. Happy upvote.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Would not tap

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Would not tap

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Would not tap

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

A Forest is the only Green I’m tapping.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

A Forest is the only Green I’m tapping.

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u/Lawdawg_75 5d ago

The Phyrexian Dreadnaught of Georgia politics. A 12/12 creature with trample for a 1 casting cost, but devours lesser creatures as part of the cost and is easily removed because it’s a basic artifact creature.

Edit to add source: https://scryfall.com/card/mir/315/phyrexian-dreadnought

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

I Unsummon your Dreadnought for 1 Blue.

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u/knavingknight 5d ago

Who is MTG? I read it as “Magic the Gathering” and I feel like that’s not accurate.

I wanna live where you live...

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

I don’t watch the news and I pay very little attention to politics. It’s a peaceful life. This is the most “political” interaction I’ve had in a while and I have basically been ignoring the people who have given political responses to this, especially if it didn’t answer my question.

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u/mrdumbass30 5d ago

Margarine Trailerpark Greene

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Mean Toe Greene

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u/Recent-Okra-7531 5d ago

Dude same lol. I was so confused

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u/TheRatThatAteTheMalt 5d ago

Summon Creature... accurate.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Ugh.. Summoning sickness.

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u/notsurehowthishappen 5d ago

🤣 I too read it as magic the gathering

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u/FlyFlamFlyn 5d ago

I do this with “Dale Earnhardt Incorporated” every time someone brings up a DEI hire

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

I don’t know what a DEI hire is, but I choose to accept Dale Earnhardt Incorporated as the correct answer now.

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u/ketjak 5d ago

Magic has to reclaim the colon. M:TG separates it safely. It retains the capital T, though, since The is capitalized as part of a proper noun. Source: have spoken with several designers and brand managers.

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Eh, I disagree. In a world of shorthand and typing on phone keyboards, most people aren’t going to go to the lengths to type the colon, and would rather just MTG. Source - me who doesn’t want to type the colon.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 5d ago

Can we please stop talking about MTG’s colon!?!?!!

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u/ketjak 5d ago

Then we all get to wonder whether the acronym is for Marj or a game, and folks will have to ask what the commenter meant since they think of it as a reference to Magic despite the political context. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Reddikt11 5d ago

Meet the Grahams.

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u/pixienightingale 5d ago

I'm not going to lie, every time I see MTG I think the same, even if I KNOW it must be something else. Then I take an embarrassingly long time figuring it out.

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u/chenilletueuse1 5d ago

I get you. A few months back, i kept hearing about pink water flask and i felt clickbaited everytime. As a Canadian, i really hated the Stanley Cups craze.

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u/rastacola 5d ago

Marjorie Titan Green

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u/Mick_from_Adelaide 5d ago

Three letter acronym, two digit IQ

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u/T-Bear22 5d ago

She is more like a Demon from Magic The Gathering.

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty 5d ago

Log off right now and maintain your innocence!!!!

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u/Low-Spirit6436 5d ago

Marjorie Taylor Green. Known for being a cat shit Krazy MAGA supporter

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u/Hardcorish 5d ago

I'm jealous that you've managed to go this long without her having entered your conscious thought.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 5d ago

Mt. Gox. They started as a magic the gathering trading company and ended as bitcoin scammers.

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u/colemon1991 5d ago

I just call her Margarine Taylor Green. She's an imitation of a person that thinks she is smarter than single brain cell ginger cat.

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u/kabula_lampur 5d ago

At least I'm not alone! I was like, "Wait, how is Magic: The Gathering racist?"

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u/ThreeLivesInOne 5d ago

That's two of us, Commander!

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u/Sunstang 5d ago

Marjorie Trailer Queen

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u/Gargleblaster25 5d ago

Margarine Traitor Greene

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u/Pyrothy 5d ago

"Jewish space laser lady" is how I remember her. I'll never forget being enlightened to the real issues plaguing Americans, like those darn Jews and their space lasers burning the forests down!

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u/Lupine-lover 5d ago

Marjorie Taylor Green

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u/ibhljim21261 5d ago

The best one I’ve seen is Mean Toe Greene

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u/Hegario 5d ago

Marjorie Traitor Greene

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u/RueTabegga 5d ago

I prefer Empty-G.

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u/stevedore2024 5d ago

Marjorie Trailer Queen.

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u/stufmenatooba 5d ago

Marjorie the Ghoul

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u/roadtwich 5d ago

😆 🤣 💀

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u/Rocky-Jones 5d ago

A talking horse from a 60’s television sitcom.

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u/Vader4life 5d ago

I like the way you think.

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u/bow03 5d ago

you've activated my racist trap card sort of like Yu-Gi-Oh but instead yuge-gay-hoe

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u/Chicagosox133 5d ago

Morons the Gathering

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

That’s rich from a Sox fan

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u/Chicagosox133 5d ago

Oh man got me there. Whatever will I do to recover. Maybe…I don’t know…not care.

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u/TheRealMaseCatt 5d ago

Of course you did

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u/whot_the_curtains 5d ago edited 5d ago

The one with the Arby's in her pants. EDIT: LL literally tweeted that about MTG, get over yourself

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u/NYstate 5d ago

Who is MTG?

She's a "Bleach-blonde, Bad-built, Butch body" ultra MAGA.