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u/answerguru 5d ago

Temu Melania.

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u/Dependent_Sign_399 5d ago

I'd take a temu Melania over her. This woman is a racist psycho.

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u/SoloPorUnBeso 5d ago

Jordan Klepper was talking about how MTG was saying Loomer was being racist and he said he didn't even realize there was a level of racist above MTG.

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u/regeya 5d ago

Twitter is hilarious right now, the bots are calling MTG a liberal

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Who is MTG? I read it as “Magic the Gathering” and I feel like that’s not accurate.

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u/RepulsiveWarning9480 5d ago

Marjorie taylor green, but dont let her take the acronym

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Thank you! Haha I will probably always read it as Magic the Gathering

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u/aerger 5d ago

As you should — Greene does not deserve to have lasting significance of ANY kind.

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u/Bucktabulous 5d ago

I mean, I'd be open to her having the lasting impact of being a cautionary tale.

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 5d ago

She's a giant walking red flag.

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u/aerger 5d ago

I'll allow it

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u/Dub_Coast 5d ago

Greene is her last name but she's definitely a Black/Blue Counter/Removal player

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u/mageta621 5d ago

No, she's a Stax player

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 5d ago

Marjorie soooo wants to be given the instant recognition of always being referred by her three initial name (even though she’s no longer Mrs. Greene cause I guess he finally had enough of her cheating and all the rest of it and divorced her) like her perceived nemesis, AOC. She wants to be the right wing AOC, but AOC is actually very bright, well educated, young, and very pretty, and Marjorie is none of that. Yet she tries so very hard to get AOC to notice her antics and engage her, to “debate” her….it’s weird the obsession Marjorie has with her fellow congressional representative….maybe she just wants to fuck her, who knows? AOC mostly seems to just ignore her and not feed the troll. The republicans have gotten extremely weird in the time of Trump.

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u/DnDemiurge 5d ago

She's also the one who looks like the Titan who ate Eren's mom in ep 1 lol

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u/Pandoras_Fate 5d ago

More like MAGA THE GATHERING.

She's mad cause she thought she'd be the magamistress. The catfight is both schadenfreude and gross.

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u/PhoenixPhonology 5d ago

Same. I've been aware of her since "jewish space lasers " a couple years ago, but I still hear magic the gathering

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u/greenyoke 5d ago

I still see magic. I kept getting excited like, "Why is magic in the news"... oh it's her again

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u/Canadaguy78 5d ago

I prefer using her rap name: Empty G.

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u/GraveyardJones 5d ago

This is exactly why I never use the initials 🤣

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u/PrincipleInteresting 5d ago

Empty Greene.

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u/darknessraynes 5d ago

This really made me chuckle. Marjorie Taylor Greene is who they are referencing.

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

Additional context : the Jewish space Lazer Lady

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u/5litergasbubble 5d ago

The lady who followed a parkland school survivor down the road while harassing him and calling him a liar

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u/TinyTaters 5d ago

The Q Anon lady who said top Democrats and FBI agents should be executed

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u/Guukoh 5d ago

Thank you! Sometimes acronyms get hard coded in your brain🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BloodiedBlues 5d ago

Magorie Taylor Greene

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u/Garuda34 5d ago

Maggat Taint Greed

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u/Kpachecodark 5d ago

Same, I don’t even play that game but that’s what I always think of when I see those initials. It be easier if they referred to her as Trailer Swift.

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u/nightkil13r 5d ago

It makes politics so much more enjoyable. I see MTG and think the same thing. DEI is Dale Earnhardt inc, as well to me which really irritates the "Didnt Earn It" crowd.

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u/AmaroWolfwood 5d ago

I know her actual name and I still just read Magic The Gathering out loud in my head. Neanderthal Sarah Palin isn't going to rewrite the acronyms for me.

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u/theyyg 5d ago

I also came to ask which color deck makes sense in this conversation

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u/Lawdawg_75 5d ago

The Phyrexian Dreadnaught of Georgia politics. A 12/12 creature with trample for a 1 casting cost, but devours lesser creatures as part of the cost and is easily removed because it’s a basic artifact creature.

Edit to add source: https://scryfall.com/card/mir/315/phyrexian-dreadnought

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u/knavingknight 5d ago

Who is MTG? I read it as “Magic the Gathering” and I feel like that’s not accurate.

I wanna live where you live...

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u/mrdumbass30 5d ago

Margarine Trailerpark Greene

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u/Recent-Okra-7531 5d ago

Dude same lol. I was so confused

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u/TheRatThatAteTheMalt 5d ago

Summon Creature... accurate.

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u/notsurehowthishappen 5d ago

🤣 I too read it as magic the gathering

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u/FlyFlamFlyn 5d ago

I do this with “Dale Earnhardt Incorporated” every time someone brings up a DEI hire

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u/ketjak 5d ago

Magic has to reclaim the colon. M:TG separates it safely. It retains the capital T, though, since The is capitalized as part of a proper noun. Source: have spoken with several designers and brand managers.

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u/Reddikt11 5d ago

Meet the Grahams.

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u/pixienightingale 5d ago

I'm not going to lie, every time I see MTG I think the same, even if I KNOW it must be something else. Then I take an embarrassingly long time figuring it out.

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u/mechwarrior719 5d ago

I have to say, as a former republican voter (Romney was the last republican I voted for), it’s fekkin HILARIOUS watching the GOP fight itself over who loves orange daddy most

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u/CurlsintheClouds 5d ago

RIGHT???

It's also sick and twisted and pathetic. The way these people fawn over the orange thing is just insane.

It's hilarious, but it's also sad.

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u/penguinbbb 5d ago

You know what’s funny (like tragic funny)? Loomer says she has Greene on tape using the n word and it’s obvious she isn’t releasing the file because she realized this would make Greene more popular with MAGA

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u/AthearCaex 5d ago

Everyone I disagree with is a leftist communist

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u/Ok_Condition5837 5d ago

Frankly I'm surprised Putin is allowing DonOld to cheat so publicly on his handler. With someone who would accelerate tanking the election too

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u/RockyattheTop 5d ago

I fully expect they already have a plan in place worse than Jan 6th. I’m not seeing them freak out nearly as much as they should be with how polls have been moving. Something tells me they already know they are going to have to rely on an Ace in the Hole.

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u/Hardcorish 5d ago

This is going to be every election from now on unless/until Republicans can come up with sane policy the average American actually wants to see implemented.

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u/TheStrangestOfKings 5d ago

There have already been rumors swirling around that Mike Johnson will work to uncertify the 2024 election if Trump loses, and is also planning on refusing to certify just enough House races so that the GOP stays in power by the time the certification rolls around, allowing him to still have a majority to vote for Trump. They’re blatantly attempting to end democracy as we know it, and the sad thing is, it’s likely their voters would approve.

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u/RockyattheTop 5d ago

I just want them to know that if they try and rule by something like that, their heads will be on spikes before the week is over. Not saying they for certain will, but if they decide to go that route they won’t be long for this world.

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u/tomdarch 5d ago

The fact that fascists regularly literally murder each other within their "movement" is a reason to stay the fuck away from fascism. Let's see if we can get through this election season without a major Trump circle figure being murdered by one of their own.

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u/ICC-u 5d ago

the bots are calling MTG a liberal

r/leopardsatemyface

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u/_Sympathy_3000-21_ 5d ago

I love it when the circle jerk turns to cannibalism.

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u/Beardog-1 5d ago

MTG just wants to remain number one on Trumps roster

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u/Vanilla_PuddinFudge 5d ago

I already saw "Stormfront and Homelander" posts.

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u/SarahPallorMortis 5d ago

“If you’re not with us, you’re against us”

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 5d ago

Said it was like finding out about the movie rating NC-37.

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u/FutureComplaint 5d ago

NC-37?

Great, I can vote, drink, and die for my country. But I need a fake ID to see whatever is behind NC-37.

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u/GreatQuantum 5d ago

Oh shit I’m a Minor again. And look at me with no pickaxe.

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u/strings___ 5d ago

She's only saying that because Vance's wife is indian. It's straight up politics. The MAGA handlers probably thought if they send MTG after her she'd get the hint.

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u/RandyWatson8 5d ago

She’s only saying it because she doesn’t want to Trump to lose Indian votes.

https://carnegieendowment.orgundefined/?lang=en

https://aapidata.com/featured/indian-americans-by-the-numbers/

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u/Longjumping_Term_156 5d ago

When the member of your political party who talks about Jewish space lasers is calling out other people in your party for being too racist, you should be looking for the closest exit.

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u/SuspiciousSorbet1129 5d ago

Never thought I'd see the day that MTG was upset at someone else's racism. Truly backwards times.

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u/rugid_ron 5d ago

Can you imagine how much that gets under MTGs skin??

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u/Ohnoherewego13 5d ago

I forgot the thread, but it said "if MTG says you're a racist, brotha, you fucked up."

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u/Remy149 5d ago

It’s because people like MTG are subliminal racists who like to use dog whistle’s but leave just enough room to claim they aren’t racist. People like Loomer are so overt they remove the plausible deniability they prefer to have.

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u/Disastrous-Society36 5d ago

OMG..I saw that yesterday and was cracking up 😂

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u/ParisBird 5d ago

I didn't realize she was capable of actually recognizing racism at any level. Actually calling someone out for racism must have felt so uncomfortable and foreign to her. 🙃

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u/Tmscott 5d ago

Don't be fooled, its not about her racism its two women catfighting over a mushroom. Loomer fired back saying that MGT had meatflaps and 'Arby's between her thighs'

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u/Poppa_Mo 5d ago

Melania is also a racist psycho. Let's not act like she's some poor slighted woman and just another victim of Trump's bullshit. She's a vapid disgusting human being on the same level as this insane bitch. They're all turds in the same toilet bowl.

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u/wirefox1 5d ago

Thank you, this is so often overlooked or ignored. Melania is every bit as bad as trump and believes everything he believes. She's not what most people would call "a good person".

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u/The_Homestarmy 5d ago

It's bizarre to me that people are dead set on painting her as, like, some rogue democrat or a sympathetic figure. That woman has always sucked.

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u/wirefox1 5d ago

I've never heard of her until this...so natually I think she sucks. She looks sort of weird too, like..not his type. He's probably using her for emotional support because he's in multiple horrible situations right now...or using her for something. It's what he does.

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u/Theyalreadysaidno 5d ago edited 5d ago

I mean - she married Donald Trump. How good of a person could she be?

He's always been a POS.

I thought after he lost in 2020, she was going to leave him. I guess she thinks he still has a very good chance of becoming president again in 2024.

They probably have some clause in their marriage that states - "when I'm actively campaigning and president, if you stay with me, you get a certain amount of money."

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u/wirefox1 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think we've all wondered if he pays her. lol. But the articles I've read saying Loomer is staying with him at mar a lardo, says Melania is 'stuck' in Manhattan. I don't think she's stuck, I think she's emancipated.

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u/samandtoast 5d ago

Yeah, remember the "I really don't care, do you?" jacket she wore to a migrant detention center for children?

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u/Chudpasta 5d ago

Also dont forget when Stephanie Grisham, Melanie's assistant, texted her on Jan 6th, asking her to send out a message telling the "peaceful tourists" to go home..and her response was "No"....

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u/aulabra 5d ago

💯. Melania is a garbage human and a shitty mother. Her young son had a whole floor to himself at Trump Tower, and was supervised by nannies. Just like Donald, he's never known parental love. It's not an excuse for his psychopathy but illustrates how fucked up humans get when no one loves them.

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u/CabbieCam 5d ago

Ummm, are you referring to Barron as being a psycho or Trump? I mean, Barron could very well be one, but I haven't heard anything to suggest it.

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u/louhemp007 5d ago

A nanny came out and said they had to force kids to play with him, he was abusive, had attacked another kid with a knife in hand, and numerous murdered pets. I guess its ok about the pets since he didnt eat them, but if he did thats ok as he is white and privileged.

In regards to barons behavior

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u/Mechaheph 5d ago

I'm going to assume that Baron Trump likely is maladjusted, and will take after Trump and be a professional dingus, but the rumor of him killing pets is wildly unfounded. The lone man who made those claims being his psychologist has no registered certification in any state.

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u/Bob_Chris 5d ago

Maybe in Springfield?

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u/aulabra 5d ago

Both, but specifically Barron. He's killed at least three small animals and groped boys at sleepovers, according to a man who was staff at his fancy private school. A man smart enough to understand how litigious Trump is so he would not say this if it weren't verifiably true.

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u/digitalfakir 5d ago

I am just glad we can acknowledge how shit they all are. Just because she was "first lady" doesn't mean her being just another selfish, gold-digging pos in this whole Trump cabal is excusable. They are all just there for the money. Almost cartoonishly evil caricatures.

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u/Boopy7 5d ago

Melania is also an immigrant who lied to get a very difficult to get visa, and is really illegal or should be deported for the falsehoods. Moreover she lied about just about her entire past at the Kit Kat Klub, her "career" as a model without any evidence of that career, and her non-existent education. I have no idea how she managed to get away with lying like that as well as with leaving the Oval Office with the gifts given as that is illegal as well. She is still paid by citizens. Remind me again how any of this is just, democratic, or legal.

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 5d ago

And terrible at decorating for Christmas

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u/dantheblindsman 5d ago

Well said!! Bravo!!!💪🏻🙏

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u/Internal_Holiday_552 5d ago

But can’t she be both?

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u/Ryno23-Cove23 5d ago

Yeah, she’s getting everything she deserves.

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u/Rfalcon13 5d ago

9/11 Truther, who was guest of Trump at the 9/11 Memorial.

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u/MayaIngenue 5d ago

Didn't she also say she's a "proud islamaphobe?"

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u/MessOfAJes85 5d ago

She just posted a couple of days ago how the White House will smell like curry and some other racist shit about if Kamala becomes president. Her and MTG have been back and forth on X calling each other names. Two racists arguing about racism.

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u/Natural-Damage768 5d ago

its the exact kind of thing the KKK used to do to rile up lynch mobs

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u/MessOfAJes85 5d ago

That’s what I’m worried about. The right is getting more and more activated.

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u/Natural-Damage768 5d ago

I'd worry for the sake of isolated minority groups, they won't organize significantly. They are largely self-important cowards, so they'll be happy to attack targets that won't or can't fight back but on a larger scale they'd be risking themselves and they won't do that.

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u/unalivezombie 5d ago

Speaking of which.

On the 11th of September Javion Magee, a 21 year old truck driver from Chicago, was found dead hanging from a tree in North Carolina after making a truck delivery.

The police are claiming it was a suicide and that he bought the rope from Walmart right before it happened. They refuse to let the mother see the body and are refusing to release photos to the family "because a mother shouldn't see her son that way. They said they required permission from the father, and then refused even after that was given.

The media is ignoring this and as of today, the 13th, there was only a single article online about the incident.

Last month there was a similar case in Mississippi.

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u/xolana_ 5d ago

Slovenians unfortunately have a reputation for racism in Europe. Someone I know came to Europe on foot from the Middle East and they said they never felt more unsafe and unwelcome than in Slovenia.

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u/MessOfAJes85 5d ago

That’s awful. I feel for Haitians in Ohio right now being accused of eating pets by Trump.

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u/AwetisomeOpossum 5d ago

I mean, having been a minority for a bit, there are worse things to be accused of than eating pussy in suburbia, but the Born Again Clueless truly have no chill, and don't seem at all content to sit around complaining and wishing real hard for someone else to change it. Thank their god it's September and Dollar stores have already put away their summer inventory. Last thing this issue needs is clearance priced tiki torches.

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u/MessOfAJes85 5d ago

The shit these people believe is beyond insane.

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u/AwetisomeOpossum 5d ago

Riiiight??? Despite all evidence too. Fragile white dudes have been in charge as long as anyone can remember, they've been beating, stoning, lynching, and burning anyone they didn't like the entire time, but they keep making queer kids and then saying we're the problem. Maybe the real problem is they're a joke, and even if Costco Jesus were divine, there's only so many reruns of Frasier and 0½ Men anyone can take.

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u/BloodiedBlues 5d ago

The thing in the picture is now saying all of them eat people too.

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u/teas4Uanme 5d ago

Nazis said that about Jews and Socialists- that they were killing German children and drinking their blood or eating them. It's extremely old propaganda designed to drive hatred and dehumanize. These people don't even have the imagination to make up their own propaganda.

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u/Darmok47 5d ago

I guess she doesn't know about Usha Vance.

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u/zombiereign 5d ago

Yeah .. and ruining Arby's for many, many people

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 5d ago

I’d be more likely to visit the White House if it smelled like curry.

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u/qOcO-p 5d ago

She also told Lindsey Graham, "We know you're gay." While she's not wrong it's just funny watching them attack themselves.

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u/MessOfAJes85 5d ago

When his followers started calling Lindsey Graham and John McCain RINOs I seriously thought I woke up in upside down land

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u/jduk43 5d ago

This is what worries me. The language is becoming more and more and more divisive, full of phobic and racist comments. There are way too many republicans who are lapping this up. It’s too late at this point to appeal to their better nature. They’ve gone all in with their hatred of “others.” It will take just a spark for the atrocities to begin by the time of the election. I don’t think it will matter if Trump wins or loses.

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u/Actual-Reference3125 5d ago

“I’m the racist.” “No, I’m the racist.” “Well, I’m the bigger racist.” “Uhuh, I’m the bigliest racist.”

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u/Opening_Wind_1077 5d ago

Are they arguing about who is more racist or who is more white?

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u/Charchimus 5d ago

My house smells like curry often, and honestly I'd say its a flex lol im also not saying it in a way that is attempting to be racist, so there's that too.

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u/TheMightySasquatch 5d ago

It reminds me of those youtube videos where that guy hooks the cordless drills together and starts them up to see which one wins.

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u/sorrymizzjackson 5d ago

They keep threatening us with good food. Trump promised we’d be overtaken by taco trucks and frankly, I’m still waiting. Now we’re supposed to get curry too?! I don’t know if I can stand being disappointed again.

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u/raddishes_united 5d ago

Ooooo infighting drama!

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u/I_like_maps 5d ago

"Muslims are terrible... but you know, not for 9/11"

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u/georgetonorge 5d ago edited 5d ago

Lmao I was thinking the same thing. Islamic extremism is the source of all evil in the world….

Except 9/11. That was the Republican administration!

Such an odd mixture of belief, though I feel like it’s not even uncommon among that subset of insane people.

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u/HotLava00 5d ago

Oh lord, does she think “9/11 was an inside job”? It would track, just curious if that’s the case?

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u/Maleficent-Escape205 5d ago

It all makes sense if you don't think about it.

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u/nneeeeeeerds 5d ago

She's openly racist and frequently says and prints racist things.

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u/CivilFront6549 5d ago

she did but everyone in trumps cabinet was too. that’s table stakes for the gop.

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u/FatMacchio 5d ago

Anyone self-dubbing themselves a “Feisty Jewess,” is almost certainly also a proud islamaphobe

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u/FrasierandNiles 5d ago

Can we stop calling them truther and call them what they are instead? Liar!

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u/Sad_Lettuce_5186 5d ago

Drake and Josh hahaha

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u/TwoTower83 5d ago

more like weirdo

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u/Rfalcon13 5d ago

I had meant to put quotes around truther

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u/AwetisomeOpossum 5d ago

I mean, that's kind of their whole schtick. They keep repeating words and phrases, specific insults, specific lines get repeated, etc. The repetition makes it fact for people who don't think and really believe they can put their head in the sand, ignoring anything they don't like, never having to change or sacrifice anything for their world, and that there's not gonna be a reckoning someday. Donald Trump is brilliant at what he does. Maaaybe luckily for us, he's a one trick CISsy and that turd seems like it's losing it's luster finally. I mean, except the people who dead ass want to ride their mobility scooters in peace with walls and police to keep out the degenerates and a gun just in case anyone asks them for change.

The surprised Pikachu look they always get when they're convicted... The only thing conservative about them is they're self awareness and emotional development.

"EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD IS AN IDIOT! NANCY NOBODY, MIDDLE MANAGER OF MEDIOCRITY FROM MIDDLE OF NOWHERE MICHOHIDAHO MURICA BOWS TO NO ONE!!! AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT I WILL SMASH THINGS WITH A BAD ATTITUDE UNTIL I GET MY WAY!!"

Bunch of fragile c***s if you ask me, but then I've only raised one toddler, so maybe I'm being unfair and it's harder than evidence would say it is to be more than a walking nutsack. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Phasma84 5d ago

This.

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u/thatranger974 5d ago

I didn’t think Trump could go lower. Fucking despicable.

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u/tomdarch 5d ago

As Pete B recently pointed out, the latest distraction. It's entirely possible that Trump can't prevent it, but shit like "people are stealing and eating pets" or "he brought a 9/11 truther to a 9/11 event" are in part, total distractions so we talk about that an not actual substance or how to address our very real problems.

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u/IcyTransportation961 5d ago

Melania is also a vile racist, she pushed the birther shit hard with Donald

People try to give her a pass and feel bad for her being married to him

Stop, she chose her life and hurts others for money

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u/CrazyGunnerr 5d ago

Yeah but what could she possibly do? Divorce him? Oh wait... She could. Yup she still supports the asshole, thus she is also the asshole.

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u/xolana_ 5d ago

Yeah she’s not innocent at all. Unfortunately slovenians have a bit of a reputation among Middle Easterns and Europeans for being racist on another level.

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u/YoungBockRKO 5d ago

Something something “when you marry for money, you earn every penny”

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u/HBRWHammer5 5d ago

Loomer is temu Melania...

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u/wanabepilot 5d ago

Loomer is temu MTG

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u/strawberry-coughx 5d ago

I hate that I understood that sentence

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u/TheColorblindDruid 5d ago

Underrated comment. Languages change so much but we’re going in the wrong direction lol

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u/Grimnebulin68 5d ago

Loomer rubbing toomahs with Boomah

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u/Kingtoke1 5d ago

The 3 temus of the apocalypse

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u/robot_jeans 5d ago

MTG is a temu He-man

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u/Either-Needleworker9 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is it possible for anyone to be Temu MTG? I mean, she’s bad built, bleach blond, butch….

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u/spabettie 5d ago

MTG is Temu MTG.

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u/JamCartExpress 5d ago

What does Magic The Gathering have to do with this-ohhhhhhh

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u/reginald_underfoot 5d ago

Loomer is jigsaw

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u/dewgetit 5d ago

Mtg is temu mtg. Don't promote her.

Loomer is the defect pile that even temu won't try to pass off as legitimate.

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u/RelaxedBrain 5d ago

Loomer is if MTG and Melania did a fusion dance

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u/MovingTarget- 5d ago

MTG is already temu MTG

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u/leggmann 5d ago

Loomer is a tumour.

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u/Dik_Likin_Good 5d ago

Loomer got a face swap with a clown to be melania double.

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u/MarlenaEvans 5d ago

Her face is terrifying. She looks like Jigsaw got a makeover with the drugstore makeup we wore in the early 2000s.

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u/YesterdayFew3769 5d ago

Tell me about this drugstore makeup. Is that why I feel like there is a whole generation of photos where women appear to have a yellowish foundation?

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u/MarlenaEvans 5d ago

That's the reason! At least we had an excuse, if you're a teenager with limited means and bad lighting in your bathroom, it's kind of expected that your make-up will be a kind of bad. Nobody was TikToking us how to fix it back then.

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u/scorpyo72 5d ago

(also because of high def and bad red saturation in live video)

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u/Friendly_Age9160 5d ago

The end of her hair looks like the red doo doo I took after drinking a whole Cup of beet juice

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u/AwetisomeOpossum 5d ago

Tbh, I thought she was Trans the first time I saw her. Like not in a hateful way, I assume she had plastic surgery or fillers injected where she no longer looks natural, on top of rather mannish features and overdone makeup. She's kinda rough.

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u/alchemylion 5d ago

I didn't know what she looks like and just did a google search. This description is Super accurate.

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u/Jonawal1069 5d ago

Nice Jigsaw reference Daredevil

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u/Right-Ad2176 5d ago

Not close to Stephen Miller who strikes terror in me and I am white

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u/CalvinIII 5d ago

Trump Melinoma

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u/RajenBull1 5d ago

Melania is Temu Melania.

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u/unassumingdink 5d ago

First of all, I don't think any of you are being fair to Temu here.

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u/CabbieCam 5d ago

For real... I just started collecting pins, and I bought way more than I want to admit from Temu. After purchasing them, I had a bad feeling that they would be bad copies of whatever might already be on the market from legitimate sellers. The first batch of pins has come, and all but one were beautifully done—I mean, small details were perfect. Only one pin had a slight issue, and I was easily able to get a refund for it. Most of the pins were under $2CAD.

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u/Rocky75617794 5d ago

Loomed is Temu Malaria

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u/juicyfizz 5d ago

Loomer is Temu Jigsaw from Saw

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u/locjaw420 5d ago

She's only 31! I guess racism ages you badly.

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u/MarkBenec 5d ago

Holy hell. I’d have guessed mid to late 40s

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u/ExiledUtopian 5d ago

As a early 40s guy, I looked at her and thought 50-55, without any stretch of the imagination.

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u/thatissomeBS 5d ago

Yeah, as a nearing 40 guy, I definitely thought she was older than me.

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u/ricegator 5d ago

New accelerated aging method just dropped.

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u/No_Lobster_9984 5d ago

No. When you are so ugly, plastic surgery doesn’t fix it

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u/izzyisameme 5d ago

plastic surgery, hatred, racism and lies. a true mix.

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u/VoiceRed 5d ago

Wow, she is only 31? Not to ditz any woman for looking older but I would think about 50 looking at photos. Hmmm

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u/beaucoup_dinky_dau 5d ago

So she is a 9/11 “truther” from age 8? What a bunch of weirdos

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u/GhostofMarat 5d ago

That and tons of cheap shitty plastic surgery

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u/500Danes 5d ago

Holy crap seriously I would have said mid 50's

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u/Walterkovacs1985 5d ago

Melenia doesn't care do you? Melania is just a closeted psycho racist. Her son is a monster and she wears meme coats to check on kids in cages. Fuck both of those turds in heels.

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u/svengoalie 5d ago

I loved Baron in Knives Out

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u/mmorales2270 5d ago

Yeah. Melania is probably relieved that someone else is willing to attend to that disgusting task.

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u/Just-talking-talking 5d ago

PERIOD. You said that beautifully, friend.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Competitive-Pay4332 5d ago

Baron will be booted from NYU for plagiarism

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u/YellowZx5 5d ago

Just how Agent Orange likes them. Racist. Fake body. Worshiping his every move and word.

Melania seems to have grown a little and she might be bad but she knows when to move on. Now that Barron is old enough to GTFO of Trump land.

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u/Madame_Cheshire 5d ago

Apparently Loomer is only 31. Melania is in her 50s and looks so much better than Loomer.

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u/VaginaTractor 5d ago

I didn’t believe her age when I looked it up. She looks like she had plastic surgery to make her look about 20 years older than she is.

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u/Comfortable-Scar4643 5d ago

She says what will put $$ in her pocket.

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u/Yes2allofit 5d ago

And just that fast you explained why she was being allowed to push her ample abdomen up against his when no one gets that close to any former POTUS without several persons including him, approving it.

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u/kdove89 5d ago

Too bad the real one probably doesn't even care. Do you?

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u/MooseNoodles82 5d ago

Temulania Trump.

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