r/pics • u/RetroScores3 • 5d ago

Not Melanie Trump… Politics

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u/Indaflow 5d ago

She’s no Hope Hicks 

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u/illit3 5d ago

I believe that was lewandowski's victim

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u/SoupSpelunker 5d ago

I thought he was extra-maritally banging the dakota dog-poppin' mama?

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u/IconOfFilth9 5d ago

Both apparently

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u/mishap1 5d ago

Must be slim pickings among all those alpha males.

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u/Kyivkid91 5d ago

Damn Cory's been busy 💀

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u/mmorales2270 5d ago

Yes he was.

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u/Rvacat 5d ago

He was banging all of them

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u/BilbOBaggins801 5d ago

Kari Lake had knee pads for a while. Just wouldn't leave.

The next 7 days are going to be insane.

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u/Professional_Car9475 5d ago

So did Kamala…

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u/TheGoonKills 5d ago

Women are not people in their world, but disposable commodities.

He’ll get tired of this one soon enough too

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u/benvader138 5d ago

Trump's got a lot of crazy GFs

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u/walkinman19 5d ago

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

—Donald Trump

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u/drmojo90210 5d ago

He gets around.

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u/cytherian 5d ago

Krispy Kristi... Trump's lawn Noem.

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u/DAS_FX 5d ago

“Dakota dog-popping mom”. Lol

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u/After_Mountain_901 5d ago

I don’t think you’re allowed to put words together in that order. I snorted ngl

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u/Burdiac 5d ago

I thought the book was saying it wasn’t hope hicks he was banging but Nikki Haley

“The president had been spending a notable amount of private time with Haley on Air Force One and was seen to be grooming her for a national political future.”

Michael Wolff

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u/Hill_Reps_For_Jesus 5d ago

i thought that was Wolfsburg

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u/CptJimTKirk 5d ago

Well played. I wanted to make the same joke and was not at all expecting someone to have done it before.

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u/exonwarrior 5d ago

I thought you meant Robert Lewandowski, the Polish footballer, and I was really confused.

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u/marv257 5d ago

We were all victims from seeing his dance tiktoks...

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u/Original_Mission_933 5d ago

Same. I was like dudes wife has been helping him stay in shape all these years. Wtf they talking about lol.

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u/fullback133 5d ago

Fr at this point I know more about Ana than Robert lol. He wouldn’t dare hurt the queen

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u/dreamcastfanboy34 5d ago

Lewandowski also assaulted another MAGA celebrity, Joy Villa.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 5d ago

I think Hope's been on that ride, too.

She had a 'free' condo in Fuckface Tower - pretty much right above his, if I recall correctly.

Seems like she's at least had the good sense to make herself scarce for the last few years.

Edit: Loomer's definitely getting 'Shark-Weeked'

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u/Beardog-1 5d ago

What about Kristi? Maybe he was afraid he would get shot?

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u/ARC_MasterReaper 5d ago

Robert lewandowski? The polish striker?

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u/Artistic-Tax2179 5d ago

What do you mean victim ?

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u/York_Villain 5d ago

He fucked her. They had a thing.

He was sleeping with Kristi Noem as well. Her husband didn't leave her despite it being all over the news for a few days.

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u/Artistic-Tax2179 5d ago

Ooh kinda expected

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u/Intelligent-Ad-2986 5d ago

So now rumors are fact? Damn sheep. 🐑

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u/serpentear 5d ago

4 year old account, less than 50 comments on Reddit, negative 2 karma.

What a fascinating Reddit account.

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u/York_Villain 5d ago edited 5d ago

These were reported as facts from multiple mainstream news sources and books.

You're the one blindly following Trump, but yeah sure go off that I'm the sheep.

Edit: nobody in the trump administration has denied these claims and instead have actually confirmed that it's true. This includes Noem's cuck husband.

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u/jodyleek67 5d ago

He has been charged with sexual assault a couple of times. He assaulted Trashelle Odom (yes, that's her name, good lord). Her husband was a major Republican donor. Imagine, you sexually assault the wife of a major donor for your party! What does he do to people he hates?

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u/Artistic-Tax2179 5d ago

The gop is a hell hole 😰

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u/SAD_CHELSEAFCFAN69 5d ago

Robert Lewandowski?

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u/BilbOBaggins801 5d ago

Among many...

I knew Trump was fucked when Lewandowski and THUMBHEAD were running this...campaign. Where's GORKA!

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u/its_an_armoire 5d ago

Great nickname. Laura Loomer is now No-Hope Hicks.

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u/rabblerabble2000 5d ago

Nope Icks

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u/Various_Taste4366 5d ago

Trump's side Hick Boomer 

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u/CoastGoat 5d ago

We have Hope Hicks at home.

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u/the_mighty__monarch 5d ago

Hopeless Hicks

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u/Datokah 5d ago

More ‘Abandon All Hope’

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u/RunDNA 5d ago

Ye Who Enter Her.

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u/Buckscience 5d ago

Hey-ohhhh!

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u/willowgardener 5d ago

Abandon all hope, hicks

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u/R3dbeardLFC 5d ago

"Ye who enter here"

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u/Esc777 5d ago

He totally had her around because he really wanted to fuck her, same with Loomer. 

Loomer is just such a fucking fascist she would actually go through with it. 

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u/Pristine_Bit7615 5d ago

He is in his 70s. Those days are long gone

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u/DocMethane 5d ago

I bet he doses up on Viagra, Cialis, and yohimbe. And maybe a hit or two of meth.

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u/MyFeetLookLikeHands 5d ago

ngl hope hicks was sooooo fine 😮‍💨

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u/oneshoein 5d ago

She still is tbh.

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u/AlbertPikesGhost 5d ago edited 5d ago

So was Kayleigh McEnany. Why a woman that gorgeous, who was Harvard educated, would kowtow to a slob like Trump, I’ll never know.  

Call me “Mein fuhrer” baby!

 Edit: she got her BA at Georgetown, made a detour to Oxford, then went to Harvard Law School…

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u/MyFeetLookLikeHands 5d ago

the answer with most of these educated conservatives boils down to $$$$$

Ben Shapiro is clearly no dummy so i’m sure he knows he’s full of shit. Honestly, i can’t really blame them. When a large portion of the population is practically actively asking to be fleeced, it’s practically someone’s civic duty to go ahead and do that

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u/CrassOf84 5d ago

The big dividing line is who among them knows they are full of it, and who is buying their own bull shit.

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u/aboatz2 5d ago

I prefer Cassidy Hutchinson. Actual patriotism & bravery can be pretty hot.

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u/Muvseevum 5d ago

Was Cassidy a large woman? I don’t mean fat; I mean like a 104% copy of a woman.

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u/Latter_Painter_3616 5d ago

This is how I am describing myself from now on. Explain what level of proportional resizing in Photoshop that I am compared to smaller women.

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u/aboatz2 5d ago

No...? She looked pretty skinny to me.

There was one pic of her from 2020ish that made her legs look the larger side of average, but everywhere else, she's pretty slim to average at most.

https://people.com/cassidy-hutchinson-memoir-biggest-bombshells-7969075

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 5d ago

They both fine

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u/edd6pi 5d ago

Loomer aside, most of the women Trump surrounds himself with are. Look at Kayleigh McEnany.

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u/Reward_Antique 5d ago

She was on the cover of a YA book series I read, so crazy , The It Girl, it was a spinoff of Gossip Girl

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u/superCobraJet 5d ago

No Hope Hicks sounds like another name for MAGA

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u/oNe_iLL_records 5d ago

"No-Hope" Hicks

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u/Ssshizzzzziit 5d ago

She looks like a serial killer wearing someone else's face.

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u/Silver-Study 5d ago

What does Alina Habba have to say about this?

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u/MacEWork 5d ago

She’s been in the doghouse since failing in all of her court filings.

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u/drainbead78 5d ago

"I hope I don't end up losing my law license for this shit."

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u/s1m0n8 5d ago

She's Nope, ick.

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u/extrastupidone 5d ago

Yea.. hope is a bombshell. Laura looks like she took one to the face

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u/Artistic-South8139 5d ago

That’s how you know the campaign has really gone downhill

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u/wutangandBasia 5d ago

Hope was fine

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u/123xyz32 5d ago

And Hicks didn’t press her tits up against his big fat gut either.

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u/CherryHaterade 5d ago

WONICA LEWINSKY

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u/mermaidreefer 5d ago

Bro what happened to her

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u/InvincibleDandruff 5d ago

She's 31 btw, and somehow she looks like a 45 years old woman whose surgeon overdid her botox.

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u/BilbOBaggins801 5d ago

That's like comparing Charlotte Rampling to a bucket of shit.

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u/Ophiocordycepsis 5d ago

And she’s certainly no Melania. I know his third wife won’t talk to him anymore, but this new low is just tragic.

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u/No_Routine_3706 5d ago

Spelled Nohope Hicks

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u/Life_Inspection_448 5d ago

Maybe Trump hopes she licks

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u/Express_Upstairs2625 5d ago

She’s no door knob either

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sun9911 5d ago

She's one of the "no hope" hicks

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u/Gold_Listen_3008 5d ago

she's "no hope" Hick

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u/33drea33 5d ago

I read this like it was a new nickname for Loomer: "No Hope Hicks"

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u/PerryKaravello 5d ago

Monica Lewinsky would shade her today at 51 years of age.

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u/LexaproLuger 5d ago

She’s more like Despair Hicks.