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u/RedofPaw 5d ago

Come on, are you trying to tell me Donald Trump, who was once president, would cheat on his wife???

Because if you are that seems on brand.

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago edited 5d ago

What? No. Not the leader of the party of family values. Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...and possibly several other women.

Clearly, the gay frog Antifa Haitian deep state globalist Marxist Jewish space lasers forced Trump to cheat on all his wives, because personal responsibility, also it's fake news, and also what about Hunter Biden's laptop?!

Edit: ...you know you don't have to defend him on everything, right? He's just a dude, a very fallible dude, admitting he fucked up will not fracture reality, your god king does not hold the universe together. No need for whataboutism, or BUTTTERY MALES, or more conspiracy theories (you know I'm making fun of you, right?). Maybe have a laugh at yourself for being so ridiculous for the last 9 years? Break the cycle, leave the cult, I believe in you (not really).

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u/EDaniels21 5d ago

Also, have you noticed how no one seems to care about this laptop anymore now that Biden is stepping down?

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u/Hardcorish 5d ago

*insert Gump meme* and just like that.. the laptop story vanished into the ether only to be replaced by immigrants eating cats and dogs.

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u/toads4hire 5d ago

don’t forget about the transgender operations being done on illegal aliens in prison

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u/Hardcorish 5d ago

We're saving that one for the sequel

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u/pterodactyl_speller 5d ago

I'm more worried about the legal aliens. Who let them in!? MiB?

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u/helraizr13 5d ago

I either heard this in my head in Forest Gump's voice... Or Carrie Bradshaw's.

Edit: typo

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u/Public_Concentrate_4 5d ago

He still tried to use some of it in the debate to get his moneys worth. Can’t let the millions he spent on the Biden smear campaign go to waste, even though it was all completely irrelevant.

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u/Icy-Welcome-2469 5d ago

They got him though.... on checks notes gun charges?

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u/exotic801 5d ago

Trumped up gun charged that normally aren't prosecuted cause they aren't worth the time

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u/squirt-destroyer 5d ago

Hallie Biden — who is the widow of Beau Biden and was dating Hunter at the time — found the gun in his truck and tried to get rid of it.

what happened to the gun after Hallie Biden threw it in a trash can outside a high-end grocery store two minutes from her Wilmington home.

Idk, this seems like gross negligence. If we're going to be serious about gun control, this absolutely should have been prosecuted.

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u/Icy-Welcome-2469 5d ago

Maybe but this type of thing isn't prosecuted.

Lieing on a form and having your gun unsecured.

People report their unsecured guns stolen all the time. Which is horrible because teens and criminals get a hold of these weapons.

But those negligent owners are never prosecuted.

Maybe they should be. But the precedent is they aren't.

Also she threw it into a grocery trash can. He left it unsecured in his truck.

Imo throwing it away in a very public space is worse then keeping it in your truck...

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u/squirt-destroyer 3d ago

But those negligent owners are never prosecuted. Maybe they should be. But the precedent is they aren't.

It's time to start setting precedent then.

We should start with the elite.

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u/mrmoe198 5d ago

Almost as if it was a politically motivated witch hunt. You know, the kind of thing Trump screams about constantly.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 5d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Mission_Albatross916 5d ago

😂🤣 that’s so funny and true!

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u/somebodyelse22 5d ago

As a thought, I'm delighted to see in the photo, how Donald's ear has grown back so beautifully after he gave it up in service to his country. Clearly he has God on his side, along with Lady Luck.

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u/betabry 5d ago

But her emails!

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u/HiFiGuy197 5d ago

Dems won’t rest until cats and dogs are sleeping together… on their dinner plates!!!11!!eleventy

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u/High-flyingAF 5d ago

And killing full term babies.

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u/TheColorblindDruid 5d ago

Extra late term abortions?

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u/jureeriggd 5d ago

I mean, they clearly support extra late term abortions, kamala just performed a 936 month post birth abortion on the biggest baby you'll ever see on stage the other night

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

Extra late term abortions don't kill people, people kill people.

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u/MartyCool403 5d ago

After reading the initial comment thread on this post I wish I could be extra late term aborted at 396 months.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 5d ago

Hey now, Harris killed a full-term baby live on stage the other night.

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u/Sockerbug19 5d ago

Dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

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u/Bmrtoyo 5d ago

All the worlds a TV show

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u/pengalo827 5d ago

It’s pandelerium!

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u/Mr_Sense 5d ago

ALL HOUSEPET LIVES MATTER

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u/surlyhurly 5d ago

Hey leave my gay dog out of this!

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u/DodgyAntifaSoupcan 5d ago

“Cats and dogs, sleeping together, mass hysteria!!”

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u/Ornery_Law9727 5d ago

Well, that was stupid!

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u/poeticdisaster 5d ago

gay frog Antifa Haitian deep state globalist Marxist Jewish space lasers

My coffee very nearly came out of my nose with the force of the laughter this phrase caused. I needed that laugh too so thanks :)

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

Oh, sure laugh now, but when you wake up in a woke communist socialist FEMA camp with Sharia law and daily forced sex change operations due to the 5G covid vaccines, you're gonna wish you listened to me.

Wake up sheeple, follow the money, do your own research, drink school and stay in milk, I'll wait, let that sink in...

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u/Agreeable_Guide_5151 5d ago

Drink school?

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

That's the one you question? I feel like that was the most sane part of that rant.

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u/Jak_n_7 5d ago

I’m just kind of rolling with it… NEXT!

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u/CurlsintheClouds 5d ago

You're good.

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u/zombie_girraffe 5d ago

Is "A Sacred Bond" the name of the Eastern European Mail order bride service Trump is subscribed to?

Speaking of which, shouldn't Melianas replacement be arriving in the mail soon?

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u/DefinitionSquare8705 5d ago edited 5d ago

I want one of them to tell me what they think Marxism is. Just for the laughs. Had a Trumpsit "voter registration person" try to come to my door the other week, thinking she was going to teach this independent registered voter all about how Kamala is a Marxist and she is evil blah blah blah.

After I explained, I was a poly sci minor, then explained the difference between Marxism and Socialism to her she tried telling me the liberal colleges teach it wrong. Then, she went on to explain how Biden was a communist, and we went down that rabbit hole of me explaining the difference between that and national socialism and fascism.

Then I told her that I was not a neo liberal but, in fact, a leftist, and then things got scary. That had her become angry and start ranting like a lunatic about civil war against "my kind" and I had to chase her off my property by pointing at my pistol on my hip after she started threatening my mother who was standing behind me laughing at the whole exchange inside a deed restricted no solociter gated community and reminding her she was on private property.

They understand leftists have guns, too, at least, thankfully. But not only are they dumb and willfully misinformed, but they send people to our houses door to door now to threaten us into Conservative compliance in conservative states now, too, and threatening violence at our doors. I ultimately had to have the cops run her out of the neighborhood.

Can their party please for the love of Cheesus be added to the terror group watchlist? 🙏

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

I'm still waiting for definitions on "globalist" and "woke".

Also WTF is "the swamp". Put 10 Republicans in a room and you'll get 15 completely different definitions of those things.

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u/Lovinthesea3 5d ago

I wish I had your facts to her remarks come to mind quickly! I find it difficult when people say such outrageous things to take them seriously, it then affects my thinking and what they will hear when i speak. I am not a pol sci minor but I do my research, and I’m not stupid. Articulating those differences alone, might be the way to go. I’ll try that. “Biden is a communist”, Your kind”, “Civil War”, I’m so glad you called the police. She probably thought they’d go to dinner. She’s all about law and order, a true american, lower case a, right? A true republican, believing absolutely crazy statements. I already know, to her, the truth was absolutely not important. I find that so difficult! Your final paragraph was stellar! Yes, they should be on the terror list. For real! I hope someone is watching them.

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u/Drakesyn 5d ago

If it helps, their propaganda is literally just remixes of the Protocols. They're actively being told that Marxism, Communism, and socialism are all "Globalist" (read: Jewish) plots to rule the world. Add to that, decades of McCarthyism (which was almost certainly also based on remixes of the Protocols, plus an overarching need to protect capital and their lives from the masses) and you get a fundamentally miseducated voting bloc that just inherently hates anything that isn't their specific flavor of totalitarianism.

you're educated in poly-sci, you almost certainly know all this already, but I feel it's helpful to add for anyone coming across the thread. Feel free to add any of your own, much more well-researched info as needed.

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u/Just_Me_Alex 5d ago

This was a fun read, I like your writing style!

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u/kakapo88 5d ago

Evangelicals claim God Himself chose Trump to redeem America and restore morality. That’s hard work, and requires suitable R&R.

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 5d ago

What? No. Not the leader of the party of family values. Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...and possibly several other women.

... And maybe a 13 yo girl or two.... DEPENDING on what state you are in..

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u/juntareich 5d ago

You didn't even mention trans or forced sex change. B-

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

Yes, the free and forced sex changes at schools... can't afford hot meals for the kids or supplies for the teachers, but daily sex changes are totes a thing.

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u/Falkun_X 5d ago

No no...his Saudi friends advised him he can have upto 4 mistresses!!

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u/TheCuddlyVampire 5d ago

Excuse me. Excuse me! Marriage is a sacred bond, only broken by divorce followed by another marriage. Women like power, but don't like cheetos breath, so you get another one. Very Expensive. Natural selection! Just the way it is, when you see peak manhood. I'm sorry, but this is Doing My Part for America. Have you seen what they have in the PRISONS? They take men, and they change them into women, and that's YOUR tax dollars being spent on immigrant scum-of-the-earth, right from ASYLUM ISLAND, that's what I call them. I'm sorry, that's against children. Anti-Children! They don't like kids, that's what it is folks, it's so sad. They've gotten away from a MAN and a WOMAN, just a PERSON with no TV. No attraction at all. They're DOGS. Really just tough to be them. I don't even think it's the kind of dogs that are being eaten in OHIO. Love DOGS hate KIDS!.. Not me though, I've got 4,5, who knows maybe 6 soon. No problems, in that department. Marriage, kids, power, the whole covfefe, still got it, and you know what, my base LOVES me for it. You know what they call it... HATERS. And we're going to shake shake shake em off in November. Sound Familiar?

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u/pcnetworx1 5d ago

You're forgetting about Benghazi!!

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

I'm still upset Hilary didn't use her mind control powers to stop people in another country... Literally the first and only time any American has ever died overseas, ever.

All other secretaries of state used their mind control powers (as granted to them by The Constitution) to keep Americans safe, but not Hillary.

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u/NottaLottaOcelot 5d ago

This is excusable for those with family values. It is written that when your wife loses her girlish figure, it is God’s will that you replace her with a young supermodel as a reward for being born with a penis.

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u/Thing1_Tokyo 5d ago

The respect of marriage only applies to everyone else and to them only on Sunday while at church.

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u/One-Bodybuilder-9830 5d ago

Sacred bonds to multiple women like jr’s friends the polygamists

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u/FinnOfOoo 5d ago

All I know about Hunter biden’s laptop is that he has a huge hog apparently.

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u/Gargleblaster25 5d ago

But... But... They're eating dogs!

That's the new "Hunter's laptop"

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u/dhkendall 5d ago

What? No. Not the leader of the party of family values. Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman...and possibly several other women.

And the pool boy. And his horse. And his underage daughter.

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u/dugorama 5d ago

Don't you try to tell me Hilary's server wasn't involved!

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u/Ladderjack 5d ago

That filled my entire bingo card in one post. Applause.gif.

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

I missing so many other buzzwords. Communist, socialist, woke, BLM, drag queens... red Starbucks cups?

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u/SpareWire 5d ago

also what about Hunter Biden's laptop

SOMEONE BRING UP THE ALL IMPORTANT COCK PHOTOS

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u/RedditorStrikesBack 5d ago

They really only pay attention to the abortion part of the thou shall not kill commandment. Like adultery & lying, didn’t see anything about that. Oh also killing is mostly ok as long as it’s defending something important like a broken down car on the lawn.

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u/lastres0rt 5d ago

I do enjoy how all the discussion of Hunter Biden went poof in the last couple months for some strange reason.

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

I feel like "discussion" is way too generous of a word. "unhinged rants of Hunter Biden" or "insane ramblings of Hunter Biden", maybe even "all caps FB/ posts of Hunter Biden"?

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u/forgetfulsue 5d ago

It’s no longer the family values party, they dropped that long ago. This is the Trump party. Hopefully things will get so deranged that we will develop into to a three party system country. There have to be some moderate conservatives out there that can’t bring themselves to vote for trump but will at least do a write in. That’s what I did for a local election. Wrote myself in (sadly, I did not win).

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u/Ok-Elk-6087 5d ago

And Hillary's emails too.

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u/Catlore 5d ago

Buttery males!

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u/Surfing_Ninjas 5d ago

This is clearly the fault of gay abortions

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u/raddishes_united 5d ago

Dare I ask.. what are buttery males?

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

"but her emails", as in Hilary's emails, you know her terrible crime of emails. It's how every Republican justified Trump being terrible person from 2016 till, I would say about two years ago.

Trump makes fun of a handicapped dude, they respond with BUTTERY MALES!

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u/toderdj1337 5d ago

Man I love you, that is all.

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u/el_guille980 5d ago

the words "communist" & "socialist" rn:

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u/Who_Dafqu_Said_That 5d ago

I know, and I forgot "woke" and BLM, and drag queens, and forced sex change operations.

They have so many buzzwords and enemies of the week, I can't keep up.

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u/Grulken 5d ago

“SET PHASERS TO INFIDELITY MODE!”

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u/Astronomer-Secure 5d ago

sacred bond between a man and a woman...and possibly several other women.

I'm wheezing 🤣😂

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u/DammatBeevis666 5d ago

A man that pays women who don’t like him to have sex with him.

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u/TransBrandi 5d ago

You forgot "Buttery Males!"

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u/Starcat75 5d ago

I can’t imagine that kind of garbage rolling through my head all the time.

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u/Capable-Rooster 5d ago

Her emails!!!!!

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u/Cautious-Pen4753 5d ago

doesn't trump like children 😭

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u/cip43r 5d ago

The man against contraception has never had sex with the intent to not have children. He did not use protection or expect any contraceptive from the woman at all.

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u/Informal_Zucchini114 5d ago

Nonono just the 5G

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u/Ctfangirl 5d ago

This sounds like a quote actually but I can’t recall when the orange turd said it…/s. Kudos. You forgot aborting babies after they are born

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u/Cheap-Boysenberry112 5d ago

It’s because Hunter Bidens immigrant laptop ate that transgender cat.

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u/Turbulent-Aerie-1152 5d ago

Chill internet comment etiquette

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u/jimmy-jro 5d ago

Antifa haïtien 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrankenGretchen 5d ago

The whole plan was explained in Hillary's emails.

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins 5d ago

Love it. Can we just add Haitian to every insult of the Republican Party which has a global or elite vibe?

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u/truncated_logs 5d ago

haha - The party of fam values has little to do with family values and more to do with keeping skin white, females big boobed nice ass, thin, lots of money and plenty of Viagra for old white men. All those fugly looking GOP women are just keeping their Mercedes and their sons in the pipeline.

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u/Affectionate-Web-807 5d ago

What about Hillary’s emails?

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u/Complex-Jacket4509 5d ago

Don't worry, he can afford to go to another state to get her an abortion... You know, just like me and you!

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u/Scared-Tea-8911 5d ago

You win the brainrot award of the day… 🏅

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u/NoCalHomeBoy 5d ago

Underrated comment right here

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u/Dizzman1 5d ago

Q???? Is that you???

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u/Kaapdr 5d ago

No way, that guy who was in Home Alone movie became president?

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u/spasske 5d ago

Home Alone 2

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u/HauntedHippie 5d ago

Ronald Reagan!? The actor? Then who's vice-president.. Jerry Lewis?

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u/Monk0313 5d ago

Macaulay Culkin?!?

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u/OssimPossim 5d ago

No, she's just jabbing her tits into his belly fat cuz he respects her and values her opinions 🙄

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u/Vhoghul 5d ago

Let's just say I saw a bunch of guys digging a deep rectangular hole on one of his golf courses this morning....

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u/slim-scsi 5d ago

Melania better start wearing copper-gripping socks or hiking boots up and down the stairs along with body armor!

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u/icouldbeflying 5d ago

Literally just got a comment from a dude on tiktok saying Trump never cheated and all of that is false and Obama was the reason for Covid. These people are so delusional it's scary.

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u/emperor_dinglenads 5d ago

Something something family values

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u/GroundbreakingPage41 5d ago

Not to mention the fit they threw about Bill Clinton in the 90s

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u/MisterB78 5d ago

He’s done it many times before, with multiple wives.

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u/TheRustyKettles 5d ago

Yes, that is the joke.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 5d ago

The shocking part is the man who was with a porn star while his wife was giving birth to his child would be so indiscreet with his cheating.

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u/CharlieParkour 5d ago

In the mythology of the American president, the ur-story is Washington cutting down the cherry tree, then admitteding it. This is because the president, or at least our image of him, is supposed to be honest and honorable. 

Trump would stand next to that cherry tree, axe in hand and say it was like that when he got here. This guy needs to go to jail or we're going to have a generation of shitty used car salesmen ripping us off.

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u/MrBurnz99 5d ago

Trump is at the top of the list for sleaze balls, but I’m confident that most presidents through history have cheated on their wives.

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u/CharlieParkour 5d ago

Most likely.  But they didn't have a habit of repeatedly divorcing their wives so they could marry the younger upgrade or, up until Clinton, make it a part of their public persona. Like it or not, the president is a role model. From personal experience, the number of real estate people who don't think they need to pay their invoices has gone up since he got elected. 

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u/JeremyNT 5d ago

She's likely the one who fed him the dogs and cats stuff, so if he starts sounding even crazier than usual we can guess what's going on here...

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u/Ill-Common4822 5d ago

He cheated on all his past wives. Is it surprising he is cheating so openly on his current wife while running for president? Only a little bit. How much will this sway voters? Not all. That's America today. 

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u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker 5d ago

Something something “imperfect vessel”

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u/OriginalGhostCookie 5d ago

Yes, this right here. They consider all his past sins washed away because he’s their leader now, and those bad things were then.

That being said, while it wouldn’t move people to another side, there would be a not insignificant number of his supporters that would offended by him actively cheating now. As we saw with IFV, any slight hint of support for things they stand against gets people turning on him pretty hard. They need him to be their version of perfect now so they can play it up like he is gods anointed. And while there are far too many supporters of his that would continue to support him if he openly bragged and showed them his evil child sex trafficking pizza parlour, him actively engaging in affairs and or a divorce would be a bridge too far for many of them.

And if you are asking why they consider him saved and the chosen one now even with all his hateful rhetoric, understand that just explains that to his people, those are things they not only believe in, but believe their bible supports.

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u/MonitorOfChaos 5d ago

I don’t believe that gelatinous mound of flesh can get his dick up to cheat but I’m sure jigsaw is knob gobbling with the force of a tornado. 🤮

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u/clamdigger 5d ago

he’s no Dave Grohl

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u/theangryintern 5d ago

The Party of Family Values at it's finest.

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u/rpsls 5d ago

Nono, this is just how a man typically stands with any woman, like ones daughter or something. What are you suggesting?

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u/Herknificent 5d ago

It’s all a little bit of history repeating

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u/toga_virilis 5d ago

Nah, he’s more about non-consensual sex.

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u/tammoton 5d ago

I don’t buy it for one second. I was certain that on the campaign trail he just went back to his hotel room alone and ordered room service.

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u/Kpachecodark 5d ago

If you don’t have to pay them hush money it doesn’t count

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u/MySFWAccountAtWork 5d ago

No no, that woman is just intoxicated by his musky scent and is inhaling it.

She's in no way his replacement for MTG his wife.

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u/Kryds 5d ago

would cheat on his wife

No.

I'm saying he is cheating on his wife, and I'm guessing she's cool with it.

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u/Natural_Office_5968 5d ago

is it considered cheating if you and your wife haven’t slept in the same room for years lol

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u/Muggle_Killer 5d ago

We all know Melania has been playing around for years now.

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u/Scared_Flatworm406 5d ago

I don’t think he would cheat with a gremlin though. He has too much money for that it wouldn’t make any sense. Melania is literally his wife. I’m sure he cheats regularly but probably with women who don’t look like otherworldly monsters

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u/Holymoose999 5d ago

No, not the man who has been convicted 34 times for covering up payments to a porn star for having an affair on his current gold digger wife.

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere 5d ago

But... but.... I thought he was a Christian. What about family values?

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u/guytyping 5d ago

A WWE hall of famer? I doubt that very much.

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u/SLO_Citizen 5d ago

He converted to Mormonism

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u/Versidious 5d ago

I mean, he would, but he does at least seem to have standards, which Laura Loomer does *not* meet. She's a hideous butterface.

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u/Big-Supermarket-945 5d ago

The librul media made him cheat! They forced him to cheat on his wives, his financial records, his golf scores....arrest them! /s

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u/PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns 5d ago

“Don? Don Trump?, the New York Real Estate mogul?”

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u/dani96dnll 5d ago

Our president beat the shit out of his wife during his term in office... Pretty sad.

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u/RadiantZote 5d ago

Come on, are you trying to tell me Donald Trump, who was once president, can even get it up???

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u/FatherTime1020 5d ago

I don't think he needed the title of president to cheat on his wives.

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u/ExcitingVacation6639 5d ago

That’s the thing, I feel like we are watching this presidential nominee have an affair in real time and no one is talking about it. If this was any other person, this would be a HUGE scandal.

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u/ScarcityIcy8519 5d ago

October Surprise Anyone? Melanie files for Divorce and accuses Trump and Loomer to have committed Adultery.

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u/citymousecountyhouse 5d ago

Yep,all three of them.

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u/UnamedStreamNumber9 5d ago

Well, it was Epstein’s old plane. You don’t want to blacklight the interior of that one

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u/shoshinatl 5d ago

Come on, are you trying to tell me Donald Trump who was recently convicted of sexual assault, would cheat on his wife?

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u/sirduckerz 5d ago

If Donald Trump were to have cheated on any of his wives, I think I would have heard about it

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u/nando12674 5d ago

To be fair they don't even like each other Melania doesn't even want to come back to the white house with trump if he wins

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u/pinkyfitts 5d ago

Is it really cheating if Melania’s opinion is “Ew, Ick! Good, someone else is gonna do that instead of me!”?

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u/PinkPineapple1969 5d ago

And he raped outside marriage! 😳

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u/electric_ocelots 5d ago

The thrice married man who paid hush money to the pornstars he slept with to cover up his affairs? I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.

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u/whiskersMeowFace 5d ago

But they're the party of family values!!!!

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u/NeverAdopted 5d ago

It's a brand with BILLIONS, some people are saying more, much much more, possibly HUNDREDS of billions.

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u/VVuunderschloong 5d ago

I oftentimes wonder just who Melania has to be banging as she is just nowhere to be seen or heard from as Trump is roadtripping’ and slumber partyin’ with JD Vance, getting shot at, becoming a national punch line, and visibly losing his grip on himself and the OZ-esque illusion he somehow convinced millions to buy into. He just looks bad in every way and his wife (yeah she wrote a letter about “my husband is getting shot at, what’s up with that”), his wife is just SOMEWHERE ELSE and let’s be real, she’s no spring chicken but I’m an attractive man in my 30’s. I would absolutely hit that TO-DAY (uh if I were single obviously uh huh huh 🙄) if the option presented itself and yes Melania if you just happen to find this comment, this is absolutely an invitation and I’ll really make you feel like a First Lady, deadazz.

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u/TohavDuudhe 5d ago

I think his wife prefers that he have sex with someone else so that she doesn't have to

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u/Hue_Honey 5d ago

Don Trump? The business owner? No way

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u/KaingaDev 5d ago

I'm not seeing a ring...

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u/dancode 5d ago

If your president they let you do that it is called dicklomatic immunity.

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u/DreamSqueezer 5d ago

Fun fact! Trump had three different wives during the 17 year span of his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/Typical-Annual-3555 5d ago

Cheating on his wife is a hell of a reach from a single picture. I despise the cheeto as much as anybody, but let's not lie or were no better.

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u/unpopular-dave 5d ago

If it was a single picture, that would be one thing. But it’s not. There’s multiple pictures of his hand on her lower back bordering ass… She’s staying with him in Mar-a-Lago, and she travels with him everywhere

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u/Typical-Annual-3555 5d ago

OK. I'm not arguing. Just saying the post is only one picture. I don't care to look at more pictures of this clown and his followers, so I haven't seen or don't know about all that. Also it's an exceedingly vomit-inducing thought that he has sex with anyone at all or ever doesn't exist fully clothed.

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u/unpopular-dave 5d ago

i’ll good. I think most people are referencing multiple pictures/actions though. Not just this post.

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u/Typical-Annual-3555 5d ago

I need no proof to believe that he still tries to cheat

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u/RedofPaw 5d ago

It would be a reach if he had not done it many, many times.

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u/Turtledonuts 5d ago

He's just finally acting presidential and taking his cues from Clinton, Kennedy, Johnson, FDR, Bush, Wilson, Adams, Lincoln...

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u/Rstuds7 5d ago

wouldn’t be the first president sadly

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u/Hercules801 5d ago

Oh just Donald? Have you heard of JFK, LBJ, Clinton?

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u/Embarrassed-Tale-200 5d ago

It's photoshopped.
They have shadows coming from different angles on a sunny day.
They don't even have colors of eachother's shirts reflecting off each other.

If you guys are gonna hate the man, atleast hate him for legit reasons.

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u/TheLayMaster- 5d ago

Well Bill Clinton did. I wouldnt be surprised if any future or former US Presidents have too. Bill kind of set the precedent for the presidents

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u/RedofPaw 5d ago

In what way?

Also, are you suggesting he wouldn't?

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u/westmonster 5d ago

who gives a fuck

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u/Street_Ear1340 5d ago

You guys fall for fakes all the time

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u/Funny247365 5d ago

Bill Clinton is the Gold Standard.

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