r/PublicFreakout • u/Fuck_The_Future_ • 6d ago

Trump double-downs on Haitian's again today in Arizona. They are taking geese. 🪿 geese here illegally from Canada 😡

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u/alwaysablastaway 6d ago edited 6d ago

My dad immigrated from Poland in the 50's. He overheard some racists calling Canada Geese "illegals" and just can't stop laughing everytime he sees one now.

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u/Mgroppi83 6d ago

"You have a problem with Canada geese, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate."

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u/formerlyanonymous_ 6d ago

A special place in heaven for animal lovers. That's what I always say.

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u/Brief_Bill8279 6d ago

CANADA GOOSES ARE VAN FUCKING GUARD. GUARDIANS OF THE FUCKING GALAXY.

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u/choppingboardham 6d ago edited 6d ago

THE ENVIES OF ALL ORNITHOLOGIES!

Edit: correcting my spellings.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hey, those guys are assholes!

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u/derkpip 6d ago

How do they taste?

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u/dedragonhow 6d ago

Like pate’.

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u/Brief_Bill8279 6d ago

Lol why did this get downvoted.

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u/redalert825 6d ago

I got it. That joke didn't go over my head. Cuz reflexes.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 6d ago

They are also federally protected wildlife and doing stupid shit with them will get you a stupid high fine.

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u/BrutalSpinach 5d ago

NATURAL BORN LEADERS!