r/PublicFreakout • u/Fuck_The_Future_ • 6d ago

Trump double-downs on Haitian's again today in Arizona. They are taking geese. 🪿 geese here illegally from Canada 😡

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u/JoeLibrary 6d ago

The elites don’t want you to know this but those geese at the park are free, you can take those 

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u/alwaysablastaway 6d ago edited 6d ago

My dad immigrated from Poland in the 50's. He overheard some racists calling Canada Geese "illegals" and just can't stop laughing everytime he sees one now.

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u/Mgroppi83 6d ago

"You have a problem with Canada geese, then you have a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate."

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u/R3VIVAL-MOD3 6d ago

That’s a Texas size difference 10-4 good buddy

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u/A_Gray_Old_Man 6d ago

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 6d ago

This made me uncomfortable.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 5d ago

Isn’t this that guy from the Canadian show?

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u/A_Gray_Old_Man 5d ago

I replied to the Letterkenny quote with a Letterkenny gif.

Yes.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 5d ago

Lol thanks.

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u/formerlyanonymous_ 6d ago

A special place in heaven for animal lovers. That's what I always say.

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u/Brief_Bill8279 6d ago

CANADA GOOSES ARE VAN FUCKING GUARD. GUARDIANS OF THE FUCKING GALAXY.

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u/choppingboardham 6d ago edited 6d ago

THE ENVIES OF ALL ORNITHOLOGIES!

Edit: correcting my spellings.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hey, those guys are assholes!

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u/derkpip 6d ago

How do they taste?

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u/dedragonhow 6d ago

Like pate’.

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u/Brief_Bill8279 6d ago

Lol why did this get downvoted.

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u/redalert825 6d ago

I got it. That joke didn't go over my head. Cuz reflexes.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 6d ago

They are also federally protected wildlife and doing stupid shit with them will get you a stupid high fine.

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u/BrutalSpinach 5d ago

NATURAL BORN LEADERS!

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u/catbearcarseat 6d ago

Can confirm.

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u/jNealB 6d ago

You’re.. dead?

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u/catbearcarseat 6d ago

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u/jNealB 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/catbearcarseat 6d ago

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u/jNealB 5d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Flaky-Interest8169 6d ago

Oh good, you're back from grabbing a C.S.'n G&T

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u/duke812 6d ago

it’s fuckin embarrassing

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u/huggerofnone 6d ago edited 6d ago

We oughta leave this world behind

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u/Szygani 5d ago

When I was growing you didn't even have canada gooses, now we gots so manies you wanna start killing their babies mustbefuckingnice

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u/ItsokImtheDr 6d ago

Some of us ought to, yeah.

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u/jonnyquestionable 6d ago

🥾🗑️

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u/LovableSidekick 6d ago

you're spare parts!

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u/aknomnoms 6d ago

WHAT?! smashes kombucha bottle on ground

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u/Framingr 6d ago

Canada gooses is born leaders

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u/kwchamber 6d ago

Pitter patter.

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u/meh_69420 6d ago

You have a problem with Canada geese, you just gonna have problems. Those duckers are mean.

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u/Rainbow918 5d ago

Duckers lol love it

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u/meh_69420 5d ago

Auto correct has jokes.

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u/ItsokImtheDr 6d ago

It’s “Canada Gooses!” Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!

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u/Solidmarsh 6d ago

If you got a problem with our geese good luck they will kill you

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 6d ago

The geese have their own built in animosity for anyone to care about their feelings.

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u/Fibby_2000 6d ago

Grey Goose fucked my liver!

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u/Al_Kydah 6d ago

thats what I likes about you Catie

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u/martindavidartstar 6d ago

Migrate

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u/Mgroppi83 6d ago

What? Explain please.

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u/martindavidartstar 5d ago

Geese migrate. They are a migration species.

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u/Mgroppi83 5d ago

And why did you say it with no context? My quote, hence the " " is from a TV show.

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u/Boygunasurf 6d ago

I feel the same way about frogs

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u/ajahanonymous 6d ago

Canada geese taste much better after marinating.

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u/jNealB 6d ago

Why did I hear this in John candy’s voice from home alone 🤣🤣

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u/Magic-Codfish 6d ago

i mean... everybody has a problem with canadian geese, its none optional... they decided long ago and that is just the way it is...

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u/Chendo462 6d ago

Are you a goose or a gander?

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u/KerbherVonBraun 6d ago

Figger it out.

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u/ItStillIsntLupus 6d ago

“You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning…”

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u/ItachiSan 6d ago

Canada gooses.... are like Canada mooses

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u/DawnSennin 6d ago

If Canadian Geese have a problem with you, you better run.

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u/BarNo7270 5d ago

One of my top 5 letterkenny episodes

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u/unabsolute 5d ago

What type or marinade do you recommend?

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u/Renacus 5d ago

You know I saw two Canada Gooses mount a swan one time and you gotta think that swan told her friends about it

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u/Doletron1337 6d ago

Yes! Marinated geese taste the best!

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u/HiDDENk00l 6d ago

What? No, the quote is marinate

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u/alienbringer 6d ago

What kind of marinate are we talking about? Teriyaki, spicy jalapeño, honey mustard?

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u/gurry 6d ago

Degen.

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u/liverpool3 6d ago

Fuckin degens from up country