r/PublicFreakout • u/Fuck_The_Future_ • 6d ago

Trump double-downs on Haitian's again today in Arizona. They are taking geese. šŸŖæ geese here illegally from Canada šŸ˜”

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u/Limeyness 6d ago

lol 300k Haitians in Florida, this is gonna be fun.

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

I heard they are grabbing your gators by the necks straight out of the swamps and ditches and eating them. Is that true?

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u/CornballExpress 6d ago

Those are the locals.

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u/rayray604 6d ago

Floridaman

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u/collegedropout 6d ago

Just sprinkle a little bath salt on em and it's a Florida delicacy.

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u/El_Peregrine 6d ago

Average day ending in a ā€œyā€ in Florida.Ā 

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u/Braelind 6d ago

Underrated comment, right here!

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u/MissySedai 6d ago

That killed me. I am dead.

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u/darkstar107 6d ago

They're grabbing the locals by the neck from the swamps and ditches?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

I'm a white dude from Louisiana and I have indeed grabbed gators straight out of the swamp and eaten them before. Gators are good eating

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

I'm a white dude from Louisiana

That's exactly what any illegal Haitian would say.

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u/WhereasNo3280 6d ago

Grab 'em by the gator.

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

it is true that they taste just like chicken?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

A little bit. They're meaty in a similar way to chicken but you can tell they spend most of their time in the water. There's a slight fishiness to it. It's like a cross of chicken and fish. It's chewier than both of those too. Like it has a slight rubberiness to it. It's really good deep fried

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

i bet it is an ingredient of most cajun foods.. like gumbo?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

It can be. But most Cajun food use some form of seafood or andouille sausage. Most common are catfish, shrimp, crab, and crawfish. Gumbo is usually shrimp and crab but it can also be chicken and sausage instead. Gator is usually eaten by itself or on a poboy (a kind of sub style sandwich). But I've also seen it used in gumbo, jambalaya, or even some pasta (like fettuccine).

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u/Worthyness 6d ago

Someone tell them that they can eat all the lionfish and Iguanas they can catch

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

When was the last time you saw an Iguana? They are extinct, I heard they are extinct. The illegals ate them all these Haitians. It's terrible what the democrats are doing to Florida, let me tell you folks.

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u/rewddit 6d ago

I heard they are grabbing your gators by the necks

When you're warm-blooded, they let you do it.

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u/churst50 6d ago

They can have em. As long as they got their gator tags

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

Stop being so innocent. These are Haitian illegals. THEY ARE POACHERS. They ain't got no tags.

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u/churst50 6d ago

They can poach and eat the pythons if they want.

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

You are a bloody democrat.

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u/churst50 6d ago

I'm going to swing the FL vote on behalf of the Haitian poachers.

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u/HyzerFlip 6d ago

White guys on meth.

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u/ReginaldDwight 6d ago

Raw and wriggling gators, precious!

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

I heard Haitians alone are responsible for the endangered status of the Burmese Pythons in the everglades. Is that true?

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u/El_Peregrine 6d ago

THEY ARE EATING THE PYTHONS OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

EXACTLY! Biden's fault. He has been personally making trips with his campaign bus to drop off illegal haitians so Kamabla can win Florida. BIDEN DOSEN'T CARE ABOUT PYTHONS!

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u/omfgkevin 6d ago

First they came for the cats

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a cat

Then they came for the dogs

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a dog

Then they came for the geese

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a goose

Now they come for the Burmese Pythons

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Burmese Python

Eventually they will come for me

And there will be no one left

To speak out for me

HIDE YOUR WIVES AND KIDS EVERYONE!!!!!

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u/-MangoStarr- 6d ago

Aren't Pythons incredibly invasive to the everglades?

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

You know what is an invasive species in the Everglades? ILLEGAL ALIENS of the Haitian kind!

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u/-MangoStarr- 6d ago

I heard they go into the Everglades and just fuck relentlessly , wrecking the local environment

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u/bmartin1989 6d ago

They are trying to get rid of the pythons soo

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

So it is TRUE!? OMG

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u/iDontDoMeth 6d ago

YOINK

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u/-MangoStarr- 6d ago

gentle yoink

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u/mothafuckingdigits 6d ago

if thatā€™s true then itā€™s a good thing šŸ˜­

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

i heard that they taste just like chicken, is that true?

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u/Roadtothejames 6d ago

Boutta start another rumor

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

Not a rumour. People said it on television.

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u/bertrenolds5 6d ago

Wyclef is a trumper?

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u/Malaix 6d ago

if blue Florida happens because the GOP decided Haitians are public enemy number 1 this cycle that would be hilarious.

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u/JohnDough1991 6d ago

Letā€™s be honest, they werenā€™t going to vote for him

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u/lacroixanon 6d ago

Yeah but now they might turn out in greater numbers

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u/KatzDeli 6d ago

I know Haitians that said they were voting for them. It is a majority catholic country.

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u/atetuna 6d ago

Honestly, I don't know one way or another.

The weird thing is that they're too racist to accept a win-win by welcoming legal Cuban immigrants even though Cuban Americans historically vote for republicans, and aiding the current mass exodus from Cuba would hurt a socialist government.

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u/OpenMindedMajor 6d ago

Does he mean 300k Haitian Americans? Or 300k Haitian immigrants?

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u/Limeyness 6d ago

True but itā€™s nice when the gop make unforced errors.

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u/Shaved_taint 6d ago

There's the solution to the Iguana problem!

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u/catonsteroids 6d ago

Iā€™m probably gonna be downvoted but you know damn well the racist MAGA Cubans in Florida/Miami in particular (note: Iā€™m not saying all Cubans are racist but racism exists within the population towards other Latinos and Caribbean populations) are gonna take this and run with it.

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u/PsychonauticalEng 5d ago

You say this as if people can't be racist towards people from their own race.

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u/ClimbAndMaintain0116 5d ago

Unfortunately the vast majority of them donā€™t vote. And thatā€™s not just Haitiansā€¦.a large majority of low-income folks donā€™t vote. Iā€™m not trying to insinuate all Haitians are low-income, but referring to Florida the stats agree.

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u/Limeyness 5d ago

Totally, but this may be a catalyst for change.

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u/ClimbAndMaintain0116 5d ago

One can definitely hope

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u/wattsinabox 6d ago

Canā€™t vote for president unless youā€™re a citizen, so that wonā€™t have a huge impact.

Still, could affect the down-ballot stuff. Plus if this clown keeps pissing off large communities, it will add up to something.

Keep talking, Drumf, keep talking.

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u/ProposalWaste3707 5d ago

You do realize that you can both be of Haitian descent AND a citizen, right?

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u/Iamabiter_meow 6d ago

Oh no they are after the gators

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u/DonutsMcKenzie 6d ago

Oh yeah, and how many GEESE do you have in Florida, eh?

CHECKMATE LIBS.

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u/Open_Recognition 6d ago

And not one dog missing!

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u/ProposalWaste3707 5d ago

The Cubans are too busy scaring themselves about communist bogeymen unfortunately, won't be enough.

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u/Limeyness 5d ago

We have 50 odd days left what makes you think he wonā€™t start on them next?

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u/Benjamin_Grimm 5d ago

If this costs them Florida, their patheticness gets even funnier.

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u/safetydance 5d ago

Yeah but they canā€™t vote. Trump is going to win FL by 8%+

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u/Powerfury 5d ago

They just won't allow them to vote, or give them one polling booth.

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u/toothbrush81 5d ago

Watch out manateeā€™s!!

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u/Dull_blade 6d ago

Maybe Trump starts a rumor that Haitians are eating alligators?

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 6d ago edited 5d ago

They're coming, they're coming!!!!!!

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

you're message is obscure.

do you mean they're or do you mean their?

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 6d ago

Ahhh.. and English is my first language! šŸ˜‚

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

so you can edit that... the gif is separate from that text. you can make it all better!

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u/Proud-Butterfly6622 5d ago

Done! All better! Thanks

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 5d ago

oh wow! sorry didn't notice until now! Great, it looks Great!!