AITAH for telling my daughter I won’t budge even if she never speaks to me again?

[u/TopVersion2940]

[u/Four-Triangles]

No you don’t. It’s 100% arbitrary anyway. Ignore it.

[u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 → u/Four-Triangles]

I love karma farming accusations. WTF does karma even do for your average singular Reddit user?😂

[u/Four-Triangles → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

You didn’t get your “I’m Reddit Famous” t shirt?

[u/Reimiro → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It gave me an invitation to access the Reddit IPO where I actually made a bunch of money but other than that it’s useless.

[u/Solid_Pension6888 → u/Reimiro]

Well, that’s something

[u/DebbieGlez → u/Solid_Pension6888]

Nah, I got it too. I thought it was something trying to make me give them money so I paid it no attention.

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/Reimiro]

What is an IPO?

[u/tdc012 → u/SurvivorX2]

Initial Public Offering

[u/nobutsmeow99 → u/Reimiro]

What now?

[u/mrszubris → u/nobutsmeow99]

Stock options. I got them too . I only have high karma because I'm a snarky ass.

[u/Reimiro → u/nobutsmeow99]

The stock opened at around $34 and now is at $60. I bought a lot of the stock at open and sold about half and kept about half. It’s been stable around $60 so far.

[u/orchidelirious_me → u/Reimiro]

Very nice!👍🏻

[u/Significant-Comb7273 → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

Karma’s a bit*h

[u/No_Long9749 → u/Significant-Comb7273]

No, karma is my boyfriend

[u/No_Calligrapher2640 → u/No_Long9749]

No, it's a cat.

[u/Daedalhead → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

C'mon. You know karma is a chameleon.

[u/FarVisual2255 → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

Ooo!!! Hadn’t thought of that. Next cat will be named Karma!!!!

[u/RainbowNarwhal13 → u/FarVisual2255]

I knew someone once who had three cats named Kismet, Karma, and Fate :P

[u/Pyr8Qween → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

Sitting on my lap

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/Significant-Comb7273]

I've heard that!

[u/JorytheGreat → u/Significant-Comb7273]

I shoulda known better

[u/TheBungoStrays → u/Significant-Comb7273]

My kink is karma

[u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It can revoke your ability to post.

On my 50m karma account I used to get advertisements from influencers wanting me to reply to certain accounts and continue comment chains going to support products as if it was naturally occurring Reddit conversation.

[u/omgwtflols → u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_]

I heart your user name

[u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ → u/omgwtflols]

They said, "don't use your real name as a username"

But rules were meant to be broken

[u/FairLea17 → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It makes me feel special.

[u/nocturn99x → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

People karma farm to sell accounts

[u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 → u/nocturn99x]

I’m aware of that but it’s pretty niche, which is why I specified average singular Reddit user.

[u/DifficultHeat1803 → u/Four-Triangles]

Thank you. It won’t pay my bills. 😃

[u/ELMangosto16 → u/DifficultHeat1803]

It certainly won't buy your daughter a car!

[u/Fit-Explorer2823 → u/ELMangosto16]

Underrated comment

[u/Steeze_Schralper6968 → u/ELMangosto16]

It won't because OP is a bot lol. Go check his comment history

[u/G-force4470 → u/Steeze_Schralper6968]

Funny 😄

[u/vitcorleone → u/ELMangosto16]

You wouldn’t download a car

[u/Sorry-Donkey-4959 → u/vitcorleone]

I would if I could

[u/Nopeahontas → u/ELMangosto16]

W comment lol

[u/Four-Triangles → u/DifficultHeat1803]

I’m not on here all the time but I had a few weird things take off like a meme on the DunderMifflin subreddit and woken up to like +20k. It does nothing.

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/DifficultHeat1803]

It is what is gonna get me a gf though!

[u/Bob70533457973917 → u/TheArtofZEM]

But he has currently negative 100 comment karma.

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/Bob70533457973917]

Well, he ain’t getting none then. With my 17k, I have to beat them off with a stick!

[u/quixotic_jackass → u/TheArtofZEM]

Oof you’re at 15k now. Rip

[u/Nopeahontas → u/quixotic_jackass]

-He has to be at least 6”2

-Earning 8 figures

-Owns houses and cars

-Likes to cook and clean

-Has at least 17k karma

For me to even look at him

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/quixotic_jackass]

Comment only. 17k total. That extra 2k makes allllll the difference. “Imagine what I can do with 2k extra babe”

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/TheArtofZEM]

Ya think?

[u/MurphyPandorasLawBox → u/Four-Triangles]

That’s not entirely true. There are subs that have restrictions if a user has low or negative karma.

[u/Four-Triangles → u/MurphyPandorasLawBox]

You’re right. I’d forgotten. I got invited to a sub for accounts over 100K. Super lame.

[u/MurphyPandorasLawBox → u/Four-Triangles]

100K? Jeez. I have more important things to do.

[u/Four-Triangles → u/MurphyPandorasLawBox]

Yeah, but then you post a throwaway meme or comment on a hot comment and get 15k in 12 hours. 90% of my karma is from like 10 comments.