AITAH for telling my daughter I won’t budge even if she never speaks to me again?

[u/TopVersion2940]

[u/DifficultHeat1803]

I need to read about Karma. I have zero clue how it works. 😬👀

[u/Four-Triangles → u/DifficultHeat1803]

No you don’t. It’s 100% arbitrary anyway. Ignore it.

[u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 → u/Four-Triangles]

I love karma farming accusations. WTF does karma even do for your average singular Reddit user?😂

[u/Four-Triangles → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

You didn’t get your “I’m Reddit Famous” t shirt?

[u/Reimiro → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It gave me an invitation to access the Reddit IPO where I actually made a bunch of money but other than that it’s useless.

[u/Solid_Pension6888 → u/Reimiro]

Well, that’s something

[u/DebbieGlez → u/Solid_Pension6888]

Nah, I got it too. I thought it was something trying to make me give them money so I paid it no attention.

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/Reimiro]

What is an IPO?

[u/tdc012 → u/SurvivorX2]

Initial Public Offering

[u/nobutsmeow99 → u/Reimiro]

What now?

[u/mrszubris → u/nobutsmeow99]

Stock options. I got them too . I only have high karma because I'm a snarky ass.

[u/Reimiro → u/nobutsmeow99]

The stock opened at around $34 and now is at $60. I bought a lot of the stock at open and sold about half and kept about half. It’s been stable around $60 so far.

[u/orchidelirious_me → u/Reimiro]

Very nice!👍🏻

[u/Significant-Comb7273 → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

Karma’s a bit*h

[u/No_Long9749 → u/Significant-Comb7273]

No, karma is my boyfriend

[u/No_Calligrapher2640 → u/No_Long9749]

No, it's a cat.

[u/Daedalhead → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

C'mon. You know karma is a chameleon.

[u/FarVisual2255 → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

Ooo!!! Hadn’t thought of that. Next cat will be named Karma!!!!

[u/RainbowNarwhal13 → u/FarVisual2255]

I knew someone once who had three cats named Kismet, Karma, and Fate :P

[u/Pyr8Qween → u/No_Calligrapher2640]

Sitting on my lap

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/Significant-Comb7273]

I've heard that!

[u/JorytheGreat → u/Significant-Comb7273]

I shoulda known better

[u/TheBungoStrays → u/Significant-Comb7273]

My kink is karma

[u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It can revoke your ability to post.

On my 50m karma account I used to get advertisements from influencers wanting me to reply to certain accounts and continue comment chains going to support products as if it was naturally occurring Reddit conversation.

[u/omgwtflols → u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_]

I heart your user name

[u/G_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ → u/omgwtflols]

They said, "don't use your real name as a username"

But rules were meant to be broken

[u/FairLea17 → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

It makes me feel special.

[u/nocturn99x → u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

People karma farm to sell accounts

[u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 → u/nocturn99x]

I’m aware of that but it’s pretty niche, which is why I specified average singular Reddit user.

[u/DifficultHeat1803 → u/Four-Triangles]

Thank you. It won’t pay my bills. 😃

[u/ELMangosto16 → u/DifficultHeat1803]

It certainly won't buy your daughter a car!

[u/Fit-Explorer2823 → u/ELMangosto16]

Underrated comment

[u/Steeze_Schralper6968 → u/ELMangosto16]

It won't because OP is a bot lol. Go check his comment history

[u/G-force4470 → u/Steeze_Schralper6968]

Funny 😄

[u/vitcorleone → u/ELMangosto16]

You wouldn’t download a car

[u/Sorry-Donkey-4959 → u/vitcorleone]

I would if I could

[u/Nopeahontas → u/ELMangosto16]

W comment lol

[u/Four-Triangles → u/DifficultHeat1803]

I’m not on here all the time but I had a few weird things take off like a meme on the DunderMifflin subreddit and woken up to like +20k. It does nothing.

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/DifficultHeat1803]

It is what is gonna get me a gf though!

[u/Bob70533457973917 → u/TheArtofZEM]

But he has currently negative 100 comment karma.

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/Bob70533457973917]

Well, he ain’t getting none then. With my 17k, I have to beat them off with a stick!

[u/quixotic_jackass → u/TheArtofZEM]

Oof you’re at 15k now. Rip

[u/Nopeahontas → u/quixotic_jackass]

-He has to be at least 6”2

-Earning 8 figures

-Owns houses and cars

-Likes to cook and clean

-Has at least 17k karma

For me to even look at him

[u/TheArtofZEM → u/quixotic_jackass]

Comment only. 17k total. That extra 2k makes allllll the difference. “Imagine what I can do with 2k extra babe”

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/TheArtofZEM]

Ya think?

[u/MurphyPandorasLawBox → u/Four-Triangles]

That’s not entirely true. There are subs that have restrictions if a user has low or negative karma.

[u/Four-Triangles → u/MurphyPandorasLawBox]

You’re right. I’d forgotten. I got invited to a sub for accounts over 100K. Super lame.

[u/MurphyPandorasLawBox → u/Four-Triangles]

100K? Jeez. I have more important things to do.

[u/Four-Triangles → u/MurphyPandorasLawBox]

Yeah, but then you post a throwaway meme or comment on a hot comment and get 15k in 12 hours. 90% of my karma is from like 10 comments.

[u/simplyTrisha → u/DifficultHeat1803]

Me, either. I don’t understand it, flair, etc. I guess I’m a Reddit idiot. Lol

[u/VyePuwahi → u/simplyTrisha]

Reddidiot

[u/simplyTrisha → u/VyePuwahi]

Lol Yep! That would be me! 😀

[u/Critical_Armadillo32 → u/simplyTrisha]

Me too! 😄

[u/Bloppee → u/VyePuwahi]

It’s like my tongues going over speed bumps trying to say that 😂😂😂

[u/Financial_Store_9201 → u/simplyTrisha]

So am I. Surprised they haven't kicked me off here.

[u/simplyTrisha → u/Financial_Store_9201]

Oh God! If that happens, I’m sure I’d be the next to go since I don’t understand it all, either! Lol

[u/SurvivorX2 → u/simplyTrisha]

May I join the Reddit idiot group, too?

[u/simplyTrisha → u/SurvivorX2]

Sure, new members are welcome! Lol

[u/pm_me_tits_and_tats → u/DifficultHeat1803]

No one really knows how it works tbh

[u/Cobalt7291 → u/pm_me_tits_and_tats]

But its provocative, gets the people going

[u/Messaria → u/DifficultHeat1803]

Me too! I don’t understand why you have to do something to be allowed to comment in some places. It’s like being punished for not commenting often. Maybe you want to read and not participate but sometimes have something you really want to say but you can’t because of your karma? So confusing here. But please have her sister do something to help pay her back for her car. Work for you or do yard work. Something. My little sister broke something of value of mine and my parents did nothing and I resented her intensely. Please do what’s right to help both of them.

[u/DokiDokiDead → u/Messaria]

It's because every website is under a bot attack 24/7. It's for a sub to allow brand new accounts to post.

[u/Financial_Store_9201 → u/DifficultHeat1803]

I don't even know there's such a thing between Reddit and karma. How do I find out about it?

[u/errr_lusto → u/DifficultHeat1803]

Me either

[u/MyNinjaYouWhat → u/DifficultHeat1803]

Nobody bothers to read a long comment so those usually get close to no interaction, no karma growth, no karma drop.

Other than that, pretty much downright random. Too many insane neckbeards and equally insane special snowflakes out here to predict anything.

But mind you, there’s an account for per-subreddit karma. You might have a good karma overall but get -1000 on this one sub and not be able to comment specifically on it

[u/Bright_Party5806 → u/DifficultHeat1803]

Yeah, new to this. Me either.

[u/Emergency-Twist7136 → u/DifficultHeat1803]

It doesn't do anything