r/pics • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

MALLET DOG

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u/MortimerToast 1d ago

Getting serious 14 year old girl vibes from this photo.

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u/Spartan2470 1d ago

For anyone out of the loop.

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u/captainfrijoles 1d ago

I felt this picture special when I thumbed through the album earlier

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u/No_Description7910 1d ago

All hail our lord and saviour Mallet Dog!

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u/AngelicaRotten 1d ago

Didn’t even give it time to disappear in web space

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u/xDaBaDee 1d ago

I knew I had seen it recently...

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u/nameExpire14_04_2021 1d ago

I thought so little sausage do thor who is a carpenter.

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u/Stoepboer 1d ago

It’s almost like a glimpse into the life of a 14yo girl. Amazing.

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u/Some-Operation-9059 1d ago

I’m amazed!

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u/willydong-ka 1d ago

Getting a stealing from another post vibe from this.

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u/Syr_Delta 1d ago

It is the girl

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u/Darthpratt 1d ago

How can they steal from the post they made? lol

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u/CaptainFoxJack 1d ago

They stole it from themselves from the future and brought it back to the present.

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u/Adopt_a_Melon 1d ago

Self plagiarism is a thing!

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u/aelric22 1d ago

Yep, saw this earlier today

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u/IndecisiveTuna 1d ago

OP is the original poster

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u/RealDandyBaby 1d ago

Straight from their camera roll

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u/urbanek2525 1d ago

Actually, we named him Hammer Dog.

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u/SiameseBallTwister 1d ago

I see what you did there... 😁

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u/broncotate27 1d ago

Lol I was gonna say, isn't this the 14 y/o photo collage

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u/WarWeasle 1d ago

It's Harley Quinn! 

Hardley Quin?

Doggy Quin?

I'll workshop it later.

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u/shanksisevil 1d ago

i came here to say this

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u/McMcusername 1d ago

I knew it had potential! Invest 500!

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u/Pinky_theLegend 1d ago

Babe wake up more mallet dog/14 year old girl lore dropped

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u/Orange-V-Apple 1d ago

What?

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u/Pinky_theLegend 1d ago

Original post was captioned something along the lines of "inside the camera roll of a 14 year old girl", included a bunch of disney cruise pics, same friends and family type stuff, and this dog. OP reposted the dog because he's both adorable and furiously intimidating with his hammer

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u/Bardez 1d ago

*Furriously intimidating

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u/M_M_F_I_C 1d ago

Isn't it a Weiner Wacker?

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u/avec_serif 1d ago

It’s a Malletese

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u/Kwetla 1d ago

A Hammerhund

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u/BeenNormal 1d ago

He will maul you

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u/opop456 1d ago

Not a daschammer?

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u/Isekaimerican 1d ago

Weenie Ball-peenie?

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u/BodaciousTacoFarts 1d ago

It's a Mallet Mutt.

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u/ass_staring 1d ago

You put in words my immediate fear upon looking at this picture. Keep it away from me, thanks.

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u/Sometimesyoudie 1d ago

The amount of people accusing OP of stealing their own content is concerning.

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u/Hagenaar 1d ago

I read that in James Earl Jones' voice.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 1d ago

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 1d ago

mallet time

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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago

Lo, for the hour of gavel dawns!

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u/ironlung311 1d ago

My favorite part of the song!

Stop…mallet time!

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u/Gigahurt77 1d ago

Desist…mallet continuum!

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u/Gigahurt77 1d ago

It’s mother-fuckin’ hammer time!

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u/Dank_Bubu 1d ago

Bro woke up and chose violence

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u/thegentlenub 1d ago

Splendid

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u/Drwuwho 1d ago

Dark Souls boss music, instantly started to play in my head.

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u/frokta 1d ago

Definitely a great shot. Why did they take down the pics that you posted this with before? That was a wonderful mix.

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u/frokta 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1fix7p9/i_posted_these_pictures_in_rpics_and_everyone_was/

When I look at the post it says "Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/MadeMeSmile."

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u/BadPotential4893 1d ago

Ohhh ye that got taken down idk why

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u/TommyTeaser 1d ago

Read the solo comment under it. It says why

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u/TommyTeaser 1d ago

Read the solo comment under it. It says why

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u/compuwiza1 1d ago

And now for something completely different, a wiener dog with a mallet!

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u/subtechii 1d ago

Don't force it

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u/Mika-chu 1d ago

Stop trying to make Fetch happen.

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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago

It gonna be real Ruff to make this a thing.

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u/parkerps2 1d ago

Peace was never an option

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u/Tommeeto 1d ago

Came here for that

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u/v4por 1d ago

HONK!

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u/sadman4332 1d ago

He protects

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u/unique0130 1d ago

That dog is so hammered

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u/TheGaslighter9000X 1d ago

Need a theme song like Trogdor for him. “MALLET DOOOOOOOOOOOG!”

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u/nursecarmen 1d ago

DOG SMASH!!! DOG POUND!!

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u/counterfitster 1d ago

Bringing the fight to the Hammer Bros.

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u/Mo0kish 1d ago

Weinerhammer

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u/ynnebenny 1d ago

Did your dog pose for this photo, or did it steal the hammer and guard it, forcing you to negotiate it's safe release?

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u/BadPotential4893 1d ago

Nah my dad thought it was a good idea to give it to her and then proceeded to chase her round the garden before offering her a piece of cardboard in exchange for the mallet

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u/austin8448 1d ago

The weinerhammer

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u/pUmKinBoM 1d ago

Sword dog is what you get when you put stats in Dex. This is what you get when you put stats in strength.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 1d ago

“Peace was never an option”

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u/Scholarly_Koala 1d ago

We have Sif at home

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u/ButcherInTheRYE 1d ago

Imagine stealing from another post just to get imaginary points.

*reddit in a nutshell*

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u/Leberknodel 1d ago

So this picture was from another post here. something like 'camera roll of a teenage girl', and now BadPotential4893 basically just copied it.

Really?

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u/Juz10y0 1d ago

Op is literally the Op of the 14 year old teenager camera post. LOL

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LumberBitch 1d ago

Fair enough have a nice day

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u/cheesewagongreat 1d ago

Bit internet justice!?

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u/Ventenebris 1d ago

Lil guy loves balls so much he wants to play croquet! BE FREE MALLET DOG!!

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u/artistinblack2019 1d ago

Such a cutie

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u/RoguePops 1d ago

Peace was never an option, deth to the ankles

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u/CriticalStrawberry15 1d ago

Not the hero we wanted, but definitely the hero we needed

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u/Honos21 1d ago

U need to relax. Happy u enjoyed some attention, now chill before people get mean

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u/ripllamasa 1d ago

U need to relax. Happy u got to see mallet dog, now chill and scroll past posts you don't like instead of being gatekeep-y to a 14 year old kid

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s an adorable doggo.

What does she think she’s gonna build? (Edited pronouns)

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u/ExZowieAgent 1d ago

That doggie is gonna ruff you up.

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u/6stringgunner 1d ago

That dog is hammered.

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u/oatmilkie 1d ago

14 yr old girl reading this, please protect yourself on here. you are so young and people will take advantage of you. do not dm or txt strangers online, especially any older men. this is coming from a 25yr old that was taken advantage of when i was a 14yr old girl on the internet.

i want you and mallet dog to live a long, happy, healthy life together. please protect yourself and stay safe. 🤍

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u/WindEquivalent4284 1d ago

It’s her !! Watch out !

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u/Firm_Organization382 1d ago

The Squirrel can now trade the ball for this

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u/Content-Grade-3869 1d ago

My dog began swiping my hand tools and other possessions she could get ahold of and burring them in the back yard after her sister passed away last September! This made me laugh so thank you!

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u/MisterSquirrel 1d ago

Help me Lassie, I'm trapped in my Cybertruck

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u/oldandintheway200 1d ago

Hammerhead!

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u/buncle 1d ago

It’s a Whackshund!

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u/Strangest_One 1d ago

Stop...

HAMMER TIME

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u/xadirius 1d ago

The Hammer Hound, Lord of Blunder, Thorg.

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u/Yue2 1d ago

lol I’m going to guess she had a bunch of questions about hammer doge, and now it’s just the popular pic

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

He’s going to hit things till he gets the wisdoms

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u/ballrus_walsack 1d ago

“Becoming ungovernable”

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u/HotKnifeUpAss 1d ago

Rover is ready to break some ankles.

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u/HazySunsets 1d ago

Reminds me Of chorizo from far cry 6.

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u/Drak_is_Right 1d ago

Idc what your age. This is a Pic you take!

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u/LionKiwiEagle 1d ago

Wiener hammer

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 1d ago

When I get home from being away too long and I hear Dark Souls boss music.

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u/Ok_Instruction2623 1d ago

Mallet Doggy sounds better than Hammer Weiner

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u/Entire-Enthusiasm553 1d ago

ANKLE SMASHER!

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u/highglove 1d ago

Worst super hero ever.

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u/SgtMcMuffin0 1d ago

Defend your toes

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u/Paraxom 1d ago edited 1d ago

man that badger must've really messed up

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u/Sarcosmonaut 1d ago

WE LOVE YOU MALLET DOG

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u/muggo5 1d ago

Uh oh. Weiner dog with a mission!

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u/millsj402zz 1d ago

What da dog doin

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u/OoWeeOoKillerTofu 1d ago

Hammer Hound

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u/v4por 1d ago

Peace was never an option.

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u/TaroMilkTea5 1d ago

It’s all fun and games till someone loses a shin

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u/Pseudonova 1d ago

You never want to hammer your weiner.

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u/Lietenantdan 1d ago

That’s it, I’m gettin’ me mallet!

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u/randomcanyon 1d ago

One more step and you get the mallet to the ankle.

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u/Gingersaurus_Rex96 1d ago

When I said I’m bringing down the ban hammer, this is the last pic they’ll see.

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u/chris_rage_is_back 1d ago

That's a hammer hound...

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u/mangoman94 1d ago

Doggo chose violence

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u/Cma1234 1d ago

when you're a hammer everything is a nail

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u/Kilcannon1776 1d ago

Thor…daschund of thunder

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u/GyaradosDance 1d ago

Thor, the dog of thunder!

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u/FirmHand4U 1d ago

Is this a new Mario bros game?

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u/WoodpeckerOdd5013 1d ago

Ha. Ha pah pah. Ha pah pah geh gah dah.

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u/Perkeleen_Kaljami 1d ago

🐶: ”Call me a wiener again, hooman, and I will inflict the wurst pain upon you”

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u/Boba_Hutt 1d ago

“My dog doesn’t bite, but he does smash your toes like a carnival game.”

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u/Novem13r 1d ago

Ball Ween Hammer

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u/mopxhead 1d ago

He defend

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u/GreenFoxyYT 1d ago

Finally. A good fucking r/pics post.

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u/WileyWelshy 1d ago

Hammer Head Saus

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u/MonsteraDeliciosa 1d ago

I saw this in the “teenage girl’s photo roll” post yesterday. It’s a cute dog.

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u/lllllIIIlllllIIIllll 1d ago

The description is perfect.

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u/Polydimensional 1d ago

That Weiner wants to smash!

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u/UnarasDayth 1d ago

Gonna rebuild the Weiner Weich

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u/Gigahurt77 1d ago

This is the Dog of Heck, Hammerus

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u/NutritiveHorror 1d ago

I was digging through some old photos and it looks kinda….similar

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u/jujotheconquerer 1d ago

That's Thor. Don't make fun of him and his mighty hammer.

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u/CreamingProblem 1d ago

dog with da mallet

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u/LordsOfSkulls 1d ago

your dog murdering you is not at 0%

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 1d ago

Hammer Hound

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u/biogazilla 1d ago

Definitely a great shot. Why did they take down the pics that you posted this with before? That was a wonderful mix.

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u/CelticSith 1d ago

The Misery remake is looking 🔥

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u/beardostein 1d ago

Peace was never an option.

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u/CoolIndependence8157 1d ago

Needs a crossover with sword fight dog.

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u/Roflolxp54 1d ago

Seeing a cute dachshund with a rubber mallet in its mouth has such a menacing aura!

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u/BadPotential4893 1d ago

It isn’t rubber she actually had a real mallet

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u/Ryan468777777 1d ago

So cute:7379:

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 1d ago

Oh no slinky is going after piggy bank lol

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u/Regulus242 1d ago

Malleketh

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u/SweevilWeevil 1d ago

mallet dog (the dog with da mallet)

mallet dog (mallet dog)

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u/AnAnonymousParty 1d ago

"If I had a hammer..."

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u/nubspnkr 1d ago

When everyone remembers your content but no one remembers your name….

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u/Lyle_LanIey 1d ago

Hardworking middle class dogs like that built America.

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u/starrpamph 1d ago

Alone in the world with a little mallet dog

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u/chadhindsley 1d ago

Now show me tac-hammer hamster

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u/Izeea 1d ago

Молот вагнера

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u/andrewg702 1d ago

Is his name eustace?

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u/acheron53 1d ago

Mjolnir looks a little different than I remember.

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u/pv505 1d ago

Mordhau build

Naked, short and HAMMER

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u/ohno 1d ago

Thort

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u/Ninjameme 1d ago

This is giving photo taken by a young girl for some reason

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u/sun4moon 1d ago

Hey OP, did you ask your 14 year old for permission to post their content?

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u/BadPotential4893 1d ago

Yes i asked myself permission to post this 

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