r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 6d ago

We don't understand either

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u/NewFuturist 5d ago

TBF so is a permanently leaking arsehole.

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u/Raisedbyweasels 5d ago

The only problem with this analogy is that diarrhea forever essentially means dysentery and you'd be dead within a week or so.

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u/NewFuturist 5d ago

The republicans are offering free hydrolite so that you don't die.

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u/So_Code_4 5d ago

Naw man, free hydrolite is for commie bastards. Republicans want you to pock yourself up by your diarrhea covered boot straps and pay for that hydrolite yourself!!

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u/cashedashes 5d ago

Not to mention, you can literally die from it.

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u/Empty_Ambition_9050 5d ago

Then it would be a medical condition and I would be forced to sit on the toilet all day like Eric Cartman and have my mom bring everything to me cuz I can’t leave the toilet. This could work out. X box and KFC in the bathroom everyone

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u/NewFuturist 5d ago

"Oh gawd, I'm gonna have diarrhoea again.... Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!"