r/PublicFreakout • u/Fuck_The_Future_ • 6d ago

Trump double-downs on Haitian's again today in Arizona. They are taking geese. 🪿 geese here illegally from Canada 😡

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u/Grayson0916 6d ago

It’s in the constitution!

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u/Odlavso 6d ago

Why is this guy so anti freedom, can’t even take home free geese from the park anymore.

I’m pretty sure Trump got paid off by big geese farmers

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u/StainerIncognito 6d ago

The big money geese lobby. Some say bigger than pharma even!

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u/RebelliousInNature 6d ago

Big Goose doesn’t want you to know this one simple trick

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u/AdamDet86 6d ago

Gotta be the Turkey industry. Thanksgiving here in America isn't too far away. Geese are free Turkeys, and you don't feel bad about eating because both are assholes.

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u/4494082 6d ago

savethegeese

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u/Fimbir 6d ago

Big Goose sponsoring a silly goose

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u/Frogger34562 5d ago

It's not that you can't eat the geese. It's that the geese are for everyone so you can't eat them all.

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u/kungpowgoat 6d ago

Not sure about geese but I do know that it says everybody has the right to own bear arms.

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u/stopthinkinn 6d ago

RFK grabbed a whole bear carcass.

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u/cmfppl 6d ago

Ya, but he gave it a bike!!

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 6d ago

It was just a prank! /s

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u/Icy-Bicycle-Crab 6d ago

But he only has the right to bear arms! 

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u/Brave-Math-6371 6d ago

Trump wants to take that away. My subcompact handgun is my weapon of self defense

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u/Leftover_Salmons 6d ago

It is what it is

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u/Pudi2000 6d ago

And the declaration: pusuit of happiness. Checkmate.

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u/solasgood 6d ago

Wasn't it originally the right to own property?