r/PublicFreakout • u/Fuck_The_Future_ • 6d ago

Trump double-downs on Haitian's again today in Arizona. They are taking geese. 🪿 geese here illegally from Canada 😡

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

I heard they are grabbing your gators by the necks straight out of the swamps and ditches and eating them. Is that true?

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u/CornballExpress 6d ago

Those are the locals.

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u/rayray604 6d ago

Floridaman

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u/collegedropout 6d ago

Just sprinkle a little bath salt on em and it's a Florida delicacy.

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u/El_Peregrine 6d ago

Average day ending in a “y” in Florida. 

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u/Braelind 6d ago

Underrated comment, right here!

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u/MissySedai 6d ago

That killed me. I am dead.

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u/darkstar107 6d ago

They're grabbing the locals by the neck from the swamps and ditches?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

I'm a white dude from Louisiana and I have indeed grabbed gators straight out of the swamp and eaten them before. Gators are good eating

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

I'm a white dude from Louisiana

That's exactly what any illegal Haitian would say.

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u/WhereasNo3280 6d ago

Grab 'em by the gator.

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

it is true that they taste just like chicken?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

A little bit. They're meaty in a similar way to chicken but you can tell they spend most of their time in the water. There's a slight fishiness to it. It's like a cross of chicken and fish. It's chewier than both of those too. Like it has a slight rubberiness to it. It's really good deep fried

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 6d ago

i bet it is an ingredient of most cajun foods.. like gumbo?

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u/Darbs504 6d ago

It can be. But most Cajun food use some form of seafood or andouille sausage. Most common are catfish, shrimp, crab, and crawfish. Gumbo is usually shrimp and crab but it can also be chicken and sausage instead. Gator is usually eaten by itself or on a poboy (a kind of sub style sandwich). But I've also seen it used in gumbo, jambalaya, or even some pasta (like fettuccine).

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u/Worthyness 6d ago

Someone tell them that they can eat all the lionfish and Iguanas they can catch

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

When was the last time you saw an Iguana? They are extinct, I heard they are extinct. The illegals ate them all these Haitians. It's terrible what the democrats are doing to Florida, let me tell you folks.

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u/rewddit 6d ago

I heard they are grabbing your gators by the necks

When you're warm-blooded, they let you do it.

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u/churst50 6d ago

They can have em. As long as they got their gator tags

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

Stop being so innocent. These are Haitian illegals. THEY ARE POACHERS. They ain't got no tags.

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u/churst50 6d ago

They can poach and eat the pythons if they want.

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u/SalvadorP 6d ago

You are a bloody democrat.

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u/churst50 6d ago

I'm going to swing the FL vote on behalf of the Haitian poachers.

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u/HyzerFlip 6d ago

White guys on meth.

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u/ReginaldDwight 6d ago

Raw and wriggling gators, precious!