r/PoliticalHumor • u/BadLt58 • 1d ago
Imma just leave this here..
Why does a candidate for President of the United States seem to always have the "best" people around him?
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u/CarlSpencer 1d ago
She ONLY smiles for Justin Trudeau.
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u/StrictlyOptional 1d ago
Donald Trump should contact the Guiness Book of World Records about how many sex traffickers he's friendly with.
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u/madmadamemim24 1d ago
I’m sure Diddy has dirt on so many people. Just like Epstein did. It wouldn’t shock me in the slightest if Trump were to be questioned about this.
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u/the-florist 1d ago
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u/madmadamemim24 1d ago
Is this real?
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u/the-florist 1d ago
I really just made it
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u/Master_Trust_636 1d ago
He better stay alive then.
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u/CV90_120 1d ago
Unlike for Epstein, Trump isn't in charge during the incarceration this time. He's prob safe.
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u/Buckeye_Monkey 1d ago
The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.
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u/H34RT13SSv420 1d ago
Is he a groomer, too? Bc a groomer with the last name "Combs" is a bit on the nose. 😂
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u/Other-Key-8647 1d ago
I predict he will have guard-assisted suicide in his jail cell while the cameras don't work
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u/delusiongenerator 1d ago
The photo was taken when Trump and Melanie went down to visit Diddy for one of those full-throated endorsements
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u/Greedy-Bookkeeper460 1d ago
I would laugh if investigation turns up that Melanie has been cheating on DJT this entire time…
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u/Lonnie667 1d ago
Trump could just claim that's some other black person in the photo. It's not like his supporters are going to tell the difference.
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u/No-Emphasis927 1d ago
On the other hand, there are photos of him with Kamala. I hope she's prepared for the onslaught, of right wing crap that's going to come.
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u/oskar_grouch 1d ago
Diddy has been famous for damn near 30 years, so I'm pretty sure having a pic with him doesn't mean much
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u/BadLt58 1d ago
A picture or like 20?
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u/oskar_grouch 1d ago
FDJT but I just don't see this as evidence the same way anyone who knew Epstien was complicit
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u/kalamazoo43 1d ago
One look from Melania could freeze the testicles off a buffalo at 300 yards