r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Imma just leave this here..

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Why does a candidate for President of the United States seem to always have the "best" people around him?

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u/kalamazoo43 1d ago

One look from Melania could freeze the testicles off a buffalo at 300 yards

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u/lost_in_connecticut 1d ago

That’s why there is only Barron. She didn’t have a Forbes or a Fortune.

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u/CarlSpencer 1d ago

Or a child named Hustler.

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 1d ago

She always looks like she is trying to bend spoons with her mind.

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u/MTgolfer406 1d ago

Melania has got the eyes of a handler of an old rapey cowardly treasonous grifting weirdo working on behalf of Russia and Putin.

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u/mai_tai87 1d ago

Svetlana Yevgenivna-Milkovich-Fisher?

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 1d ago

Trump discriminates against her now because she's got the black lung.

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u/CarlSpencer 1d ago

She ONLY smiles for Justin Trudeau.

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u/mcrjuno 1d ago

And Barack Obama who is actually NICE to her.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 1d ago

Despite her pushing the birther bs

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u/RepresentativeAge444 1d ago

Despite her pushing the birther bs

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u/RepresentativeAge444 1d ago

Despite her pushing the birther bs

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u/StrictlyOptional 1d ago

Donald Trump should contact the Guiness Book of World Records about how many sex traffickers he's friendly with.

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u/madmadamemim24 1d ago

I’m sure Diddy has dirt on so many people. Just like Epstein did. It wouldn’t shock me in the slightest if Trump were to be questioned about this.

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u/the-florist 1d ago

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u/madmadamemim24 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/the-florist 1d ago

I really just made it

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u/madmadamemim24 1d ago

lol I wouldn’t be shocked if he had posted it, honestly.

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u/urbanlife78 1d ago

You say that, but I am just gonna assume it's real

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u/JustAVirusWithShoes 1d ago

Many people are saying it

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u/Fit-Struggle-9882 23h ago

That's ok according to Vance.

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u/Master_Trust_636 1d ago

He better stay alive then.

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u/CV90_120 1d ago

Unlike for Epstein, Trump isn't in charge during the incarceration this time. He's prob safe.

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 1d ago

It was always the P(Diddy) tape.

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u/Nowiambecomedeth 1d ago

Fox news is stating combs as a lifelong democrat supporter.

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u/crankbot2000 1d ago

Why she always throwin Blue Steel

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u/CurrentlyLucid 1d ago

Wow, he knows all the pervs.

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u/moonsickprodigalson 1d ago

Birds of a feather

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u/crapbag29 1d ago

My momma says “you are the company you keep”

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u/Buckeye_Monkey 1d ago

The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.

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u/H34RT13SSv420 1d ago

Is he a groomer, too? Bc a groomer with the last name "Combs" is a bit on the nose. 😂

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u/Zelon_Puss 1d ago

I didn't know who he was.

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u/EricsAuntStormy 1d ago

Diddy, Shitty, and Titty? What happened?

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u/New_Percentage_9059 1d ago

He meets a lot of douche bags. Nat have met you.

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u/Resident_Repair8537 1d ago

I wish her well. 

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u/Other-Key-8647 1d ago

I predict he will have guard-assisted suicide in his jail cell while the cameras don't work

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u/krstphr 1d ago

Warning: do NOT search inside image.

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u/delusiongenerator 1d ago

The photo was taken when Trump and Melanie went down to visit Diddy for one of those full-throated endorsements

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u/F350Gord 1d ago

Diddlers gotta diddle

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u/FlaAirborne 1d ago

Is that a Slovenian Smile?

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u/Greedy-Bookkeeper460 1d ago

I would laugh if investigation turns up that Melanie has been cheating on DJT this entire time…

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u/Mike_Huncho 1d ago

Diddy and the Diddler

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u/Lonnie667 1d ago

Trump could just claim that's some other black person in the photo. It's not like his supporters are going to tell the difference.

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u/galtpunk67 1d ago

p diddy.  

his name is p diddy.

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u/Garden_Aria 1d ago

It’s all coming together now

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u/CobraPony67 1d ago

Birds of a feather…

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u/No-Emphasis927 1d ago

On the other hand, there are photos of him with Kamala. I hope she's prepared for the onslaught, of right wing crap that's going to come.

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u/Chieferdareefer 1d ago

Bad people can do good things from time to time.

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u/Chieferdareefer 1d ago

Shit I though you were

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u/NotTooGoodBitch 1d ago

If you think this is bad, look up Kamala Harris praising Diddy. 

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u/oskar_grouch 1d ago

Diddy has been famous for damn near 30 years, so I'm pretty sure having a pic with him doesn't mean much

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u/BadLt58 1d ago

A picture or like 20?

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u/oskar_grouch 1d ago

FDJT but I just don't see this as evidence the same way anyone who knew Epstien was complicit