Bunker? I hardly know her!

[u/BeerNirvana]

[u/Royals-2015]

An American taking an immigrants job.

[u/Hipsquatch → u/Royals-2015]

Not to mention that she is one of the meanest, nastiest, most vicious people on the internet.

[u/Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast → u/Hipsquatch]

Not to mention that she is one of the meanest, nastiest, most vicious people on the internet

In the world

No wonder he's into her, she's cruel, and enjoys it

We're watching "The Boys" Stormfront thing happening right now...

[u/wirefox1 → u/Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast]

For fun, they stand in front of a mirror and mock handicapped people.

[u/thelanterngreen → u/wirefox1]

[u/RaygunMarksman → u/wirefox1]

[u/Raskel_61 → u/RaygunMarksman]

Thos should have been the end of it.

[u/drgigantor → u/wirefox1]

[u/radicldreamer → u/Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast]

She’s more Firecracker while trump is an impotent elderly Homelander.

[u/secondtaunting → u/Hipsquatch]

They’re perfect for each other. Although, I can’t see anyone actually sleeping with him willingly. Barf.

[u/Never_Gonna_Let → u/secondtaunting]

His wife doesn't even let him hold her hand for photos despite the optics.

Trump was apparently unable to negotiate that into the prenup amendment after Stormy.

[u/Throwawayac1234567 → u/Never_Gonna_Let]

Mercedes slaps away trumps hand

[u/Shadowman621 → u/Throwawayac1234567]

This is the second time I've seen this name come up in reference to her. What's the background on it?

[u/Ok_Condition5837 → u/Shadowman621]

Trump once referred to Melania as 'Mercedes.' I'm thinking a similar stripper he hung out with or something like that.

Here: https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2024/02/25/trumps-mercedes-gaffe-staffers-dispute-he-confused-wife-melanias-name/

[u/Noregz → u/Never_Gonna_Let]

Probably because she knows where those hands have been earlier that day.

[u/shamedtoday → u/Hipsquatch]

Birds of a feather

[u/diggtrucks1025 → u/shamedtoday]

Shit birds Randy

[u/PM_ur_SWIMSUIT → u/diggtrucks1025]

YOU'RE FUCKING DRUNK LAHEY!

[u/FertilityHollis → u/PM_ur_SWIMSUIT]

Randy, I am the liquor.

[u/PM_ur_SWIMSUIT → u/FertilityHollis]

Goddammit that was my whole vibe running a Red Roof during the COVID lockdowns.

[u/cantadmittoposting → u/Hipsquatch]

so comparison between her rhetoric and some of trump's recent worst takes (i mean, relatively, of his large number of terrible things)...

did trump actually just find someone worse than the bigots he had advising him before and start listening to them?!?!

That is, frankly, incredible.

[u/paone00022 → u/Hipsquatch]

She's like if you boil any leftover good in Ann Coulter. Honestly, if MTG thinks you're racist that's pretty bad.

[u/na__poi → u/paone00022]

MTG is just jealous it’s not her slobbin his knob. Don’t fall for the faux outrage over racism. We’re talking about Mrs. Jewish space lasers here.

[u/GrungyGrandPapi → u/na__poi]

Of all the crazy that has happened since 16 I had forgotten about that one.

[u/Steely-Dave → u/Hipsquatch]

[u/U-47 → u/Hipsquatch]

Lets not rate that women to high. She is a loudmouth bully but small in every way. Life will only go downhill for her now.

[u/292ll → u/Royals-2015]

👏

[u/Khaldara → u/292ll]

Looks like he referred her to his skincare beauty consultant for her plastic surgery.

Presumably it’s just a sledgehammer

[u/Civil-Dinner]

I bet Kari Lake is seething right now.

The appearance of being inappropriately involved with Loomer though, can't be making the campaign staff very happy.

[u/TurtleToast2 → u/Civil-Dinner]

Idk about Lake, but MTG isn't coping well.

[u/CapTexAmerica → u/TurtleToast2]

When did she ever possess the mental fortitude to handle any of life’s smaller challenges, let alone this…Christ, whatever the fuck this is?

Two female baboons fighting over the head shitgibbon?

[u/oneplusetoipi → u/CapTexAmerica]

Two female baboons

Fighting over shitgibbon

Poo was flung that day

[u/ThatTurtleBoy → u/oneplusetoipi]

Orange shitgibbon
Poops wherever he wants to
Mostly in his pants

[u/DorianTurk → u/ThatTurtleBoy]

I do love haikus

But they often make no sense

Refrigerator

[u/4dseeall → u/oneplusetoipi]

beautiful haiku

[u/Civil-Dinner → u/TurtleToast2]

True. I think all three of them are trying to be his dollar store "Harley Quinn".

[u/Orion14159 → u/Civil-Dinner]

Harley from Temu

[u/jaskmackey → u/Orion14159]

Hardly Quinn

[u/the_ultrafunkula → u/jaskmackey]

Gnarly Quinn

[u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard → u/Orion14159]

We have Harley Quinn at home...

[u/Ritaredditonce → u/Orion14159]

"Slop like a billionaire'

[u/PM_ur_SWIMSUIT → u/Orion14159]

Crazy Clown Slut Costume

[u/trib76 → u/Civil-Dinner]

If he was going to openly cheat, Boebert was the way to go IMHO, she's dumb and insane, but not ugly. This though... I can't believe a supposed billionaire ends up with a woman that most people would swipe left on.

[u/Diligent-Run6361 → u/trib76]

Alina Habba, if I have to pick one. Kari Lake is definitely too old for him. He's said before that "once they hit 35, it's ship-out time".

[u/HellblazerPrime → u/Diligent-Run6361]

He's said before that "once they hit 35, it's ship-out time".

Laura Loomer's in her fifties, tho.

EDIT -- I was looking at pictures and eyeballing it, sweet Christmas she's only 31.

[u/gta0012 → u/HellblazerPrime]

What the fuck. Totally thought she was in her fifties.

The way women get plastic surgery now is making them look 50 and desperate

[u/capital_bj → u/Civil-Dinner]

they're all trying to jerk off his little mushroom cap, but there's not enough to go atound

[u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 → u/TurtleToast2]

Is this the explanation for their feud?

[u/Totally_Bradical → u/SuccessfulPiccolo945]

Imagine fighting over who gets to change that man’s diaper

[u/areialscreensaver → u/Totally_Bradical]

Thanks for the visual so early in the morning. At least we have the weekend to recover. 🤪

[u/spokesface4 → u/SuccessfulPiccolo945]

Honestly it makes more sense than the theory that MTG actually has a line racism wise, and Loomer crossed it

[u/Mendozena → u/Civil-Dinner]

Fuck his campaign staff. They know what they signed up for.

[u/BeerNirvana → u/Mendozena]

he's trying

[u/fulldeckard → u/BeerNirvana]

Loomer's so desperate that he clearly doesn't need to try.

She looks like she had her face smashed in by a bounce house.

[u/Vengefuleight → u/Civil-Dinner]

Please!

A) can’t wait for reports to come out B) can’t wait to watch Trump throw her under the bus. This will be her life’s achievement and she will be tossed aside like the garbage she is. I love it.

[u/CapTexAmerica → u/Vengefuleight]

Well shit. First I didn’t want to see or know any of this garbage, and now I want to pull up a jumbo bucket and watch the train derail in real time.

[u/franker → u/CapTexAmerica]

"I don't know this woman that I have my arm around who's constantly in my personal space and accompanies me everywhere I go. I've never seen this person that follows me to my residence every night. She's definitely not my type."

[u/jaskmackey → u/Vengefuleight]

Countdown to him saying he wouldn’t touch her with a 10-foot flagpole.

[u/ty_xy → u/Civil-Dinner]

Kari lake and MTG are past 50, Trump likes them younger.

[u/Bobothemd → u/ty_xy]

Loomers body is 30 butter face is Frankensteins monster.

[u/lolas_coffee → u/Civil-Dinner]

I'm in Phoenix and Kari Lake is well-known here going back to her newscaster days. She is truly demented. Scarily so.

The stories about her crazy ass are pretty common. And she's is deathly afraid of showing her true age.

[u/DollarStoreDuchess → u/Civil-Dinner]

Elise Stefanik is probably on suicide watch. 🤣🤣🤣

[u/un_theist]

So Laura Loomer is steaming his pants now?

And the “family values” Christians/evangelicals are perfectly fine with this.

[u/008Zulu → u/un_theist]

Cherry pickers are fine with anything.

[u/gravity_kills → u/008Zulu]

"Biblical marriage" includes a ton of polygamy. A strict literal interpretation would be much harder on any of the wives remarrying than on him just adding to the harem.

[u/cosaboladh → u/gravity_kills]

Solomon was my hero as an adolescent.

[u/Orion14159 → u/cosaboladh]

"you know what I'd do? 200 chicks at the same time..."

[u/FLKEYSFish → u/Orion14159]

Fukin A Peter

[u/genital_butcher → u/un_theist]

They were okay with Trump fucking children on pedophile Island, so to the evangelicals, this is actually a step up in morals

[u/discussatron → u/genital_butcher]

It's always a nice change of pace to see a Republican have extra-marital sex with an adult female.

[u/vishy_swaz → u/genital_butcher]

That’s a rather good point lol

[u/Moonpenny → u/genital_butcher]

Laura Loomer's about as close as he can publicly get anymore. She's 11 years younger than Ivanka.

[u/Tordah67 → u/Moonpenny]

So I absolutely could not believe this troll is younger than Ivanka but holy shit you're right. She was born in 93.

[u/Caleb_Reynolds → u/Tordah67]

Wow.

You know that feeling when you find out some celebrity is actually a couple years younger than you? I just got the opposite. I've never felt so young. She's 31 going on 55.

[u/dtruth53 → u/un_theist]

“Not so fast” - MTG

[u/orthopod → u/dtruth53]

$5 says either MTG or Boebert spills the beans about Trump and Looney hooking up.

MTG out of jealously, Boebert just because her IQ is on the wrong end of the Bell curve

[u/Average_Scaper → u/dtruth53]

MTG? You mean the WOKE LEFTIST who SLEPT with a GUY who isn't her HUSBAND? RANDOM capital words IN SENTENCES!

Am I doing this right?

[u/dtruth53 → u/Average_Scaper]

You’re doing it perfectly !

[u/Brief-Pair6391 → u/Average_Scaper]

Bravo ! Yes, it's beautiful- the likes of which have never been done before, in the history of this country

[u/The-zKR0N0S → u/Average_Scaper]

Yes, she succumbed to the WOKE MIND VIRUS

[u/goosejail → u/Average_Scaper]

ARBY'S

[u/TryAgain024 → u/goosejail]

SHE HAS THE QUEEFS!

[u/MintasaurusFresh → u/TryAgain024]

Whelp, never hearing that phrase the same ever again.

[u/CT_7 → u/dtruth53]

Between Laura Looney, MTG, Bobo, and Kari Lake this is the weirdest cat fight ever.

[u/needsmoarbokeh → u/CT_7]

Street cats will fight to death for a piece of discarded, rotten meat if the desperation is enough

[u/292ll → u/un_theist]

Her face is absolutely terrifying. She should have stopped 7 plastic surgeries ago.

[u/RatInaMaze → u/un_theist]

I was married to an evangelical preacher kid. I was part of the church for a time and listened to all the end times prophecy about the antichrist and how it was Obama. I don’t believe any of it, but it’s insane to me that they don’t say it now.

One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled as they followed the beast. Revelation 13:3 (literally his recent assassination attempt)

But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. Revelation 3:15-16

There’s also a lot of text about fake Christians following someone exactly like him.

[u/cosaboladh → u/un_theist]

The bible is pretty clear on Rich men having concubines. It's totally cool.

[u/BadAsBroccoli → u/cosaboladh]

I'm waiting for the Supreme Court decision that it's fine.

[u/squeakycleaned → u/un_theist]

I thought Trump put steamers in his own pants. That’s why he wears the diapers right?

[u/hammilithome → u/un_theist]

This is actually looking like a really good cult doc series for Netflix

[u/HabitantDLT → u/un_theist]

She's into mushrooms like that.

[u/Traherne → u/HabitantDLT]

She thinks he's a fungi.

[u/ouroboro76]

Marjorie Taylor Greene really seems to hate Laura Loomer. My best guess is that she's jealous.

[u/grad1939 → u/ouroboro76]

Greene will start banging bones and sticks while grunting to get dumps attention.

[u/TryAgain024 → u/grad1939]

Maybe a giant monolith will come down next to her while she’s at it and she’ll actually evolve to a modern human.

[u/Jenniforeal → u/TryAgain024]

God damn reddit is on fire today

[u/Thornescape → u/ouroboro76]

Didn't you see that video of her publicly groping the crotch of a cardboard Trump in front of a crowd of "Family Values" people? Not exactly subtle.

[u/Life-Celebration-747 → u/Thornescape]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1efshgd/dont_call_us_weird/

[u/Justin__D → u/Life-Celebration-747]

Holy shit... I thought this was some sort of exaggeration, like someone would be able to claim she was just accidentally resting her hand there.

But nope. She's right there Boeberting that shit.

[u/butbutcupcup → u/ouroboro76]

She didn't even get a handshake when she went out to meet Trump getting off his plane that one time. I think he hates her, probably incredibly superficially thinks she's ugly.

[u/North-Artichoke-8216 → u/ouroboro76]

Trump, unfortunately for her, isn't into bleach-blonde, bad built butch bodies.

[u/LawPD]

Probably the only case where both participants in the sex act would prefer it if the other wore a paper bag over their head.

[u/defcon_penguin → u/LawPD]

I don't think that would do much to improve Trump's appearance naked

[u/WhoStoleMyEmpathy → u/defcon_penguin]

Yeah but you wouldn't see it coz you also had the bag.

[u/-jp-]

At least it isn't his daughter for once.

[u/GogglesPisano → u/-jp-]

Loomer is 11 years younger than Trump’s daughter.

EDIT: She's 11 years younger than Trump's oldest daughter. Forgot about Tiffany, but that's understandable because Trump does, too.

[u/sandybuttcheekss → u/GogglesPisano]

JFC she's aging like milk

[u/jaskmackey → u/sandybuttcheekss]

She looks like the Moonlight Man from Gerald’s Game.

[u/kw43v3r → u/sandybuttcheekss]

It’s bad plastic surgery. Being told you’d be more beautiful if you just had “this surgery” is a never ending downward spiral.

[u/unstopable_bob_mob → u/sandybuttcheekss]

Yep, 52 years old here and I look younger than Loomer who is 31.

This is why you don’t do plastic surgery at a young age, folks.

[u/theProffPuzzleCode → u/unstopable_bob_mob]

I would gave guessed she was over 60.

[u/gocubsgo22 → u/unstopable_bob_mob]

Wtf, we’re the same age.

I thought she could be 50.

[u/CarterBasen → u/unstopable_bob_mob]

SHE IS 31?

[u/Mediocre_Scott → u/sandybuttcheekss]

Hate ages you

[u/ace2532 → u/GogglesPisano]

She's my age (31), and it looks like she's 85 with all that plastic work 🤮🤢

[u/IguaneRouge → u/ace2532]

Stephen Miller is younger than me yet looks much older than me. Hate ages people prematurely. The plastic surgery they try as damage control only makes it worse.

[u/Groomsi → u/ace2532]

And makeup

[u/Class1 → u/Groomsi]

Aww what a beautiful monkey. She did a great job with her makeup.

[u/neednintendo → u/ace2532]

SHE'S 31!? What is with conservative women and their obsession with plastic surgery!?

[u/Drithyin → u/neednintendo]

Dude, I had the same reaction and nearly spit my coffee.

No shot I would have guessed anything under mid 40s

[u/ronm4c → u/GogglesPisano]

HOLY FUCK SHE’S ONLY 31?

I’m 43 and I thought she was easily 50

She is aging like Alex Jones

[u/Real_Size2138 → u/GogglesPisano]

No fucking way... I'm 40s thought she was my age..

[u/futureformerteacher → u/-jp-]

Loomer is still just a side piece to his daughter.

[u/adamiconography]

If it plays out that Trump is banging Laura Loomer, all of MAGA will be like “YEAH WHAT AN ALPHA HITTIN THAT!”

But simultaneously think gays shouldn’t be married.

Worst fucking timeline of the modern era

[u/GogglesPisano → u/adamiconography]

And the Evangelicals will cheer for him.

“Party of Family Values” my ass.

[u/thedankening → u/GogglesPisano]

They clap so enthusiastically because they pray no one looks deeper into all the child sex abuse allegations against them, and only GOP filth are willing to cover up for them.

[u/Diligent-Run6361 → u/GogglesPisano]

They'll just see it as confirmation that "the Lord works in mysterious ways". No BS, they regard him an imperfect vehicle sent by God, so sticking with Trump is almost a test of loyalty. Not my thought, a famous ex-Evangelical said it somewhere. If there's one thing about the human species, it is that we're very good at rationalizing our own bad behavior.

[u/regulomam → u/adamiconography]

He’s done it with many women during his presidency. Remember Hope Hicks

[u/Orion14159 → u/regulomam]

Did Hope actually cop to it or did he just chase after her the whole time?

[u/GogglesPisano → u/regulomam]

Would not be surprised if his ex-lawyer Alina Habba is on that list.

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/GogglesPisano]

And his son’s wives… who you think pays for those 🐛lips?

[u/na-uh → u/Exact_Mango5931]

Guilfoyle is 100% sloppy seconds for junior.

[u/ivyagogo]

Where’s Melania?

[u/L0ading_ → u/ivyagogo]

With her pool cleaning boy

[u/pedpablo13 → u/L0ading_]

She's supposedly had a long-term fling with one of the heads of Trump private security.

[u/BewBewsBoutique → u/pedpablo13]

If that’s true it adds another layer of intrigue to the poor security surrounding the assassination attempt.

[u/Top_Rekt → u/BewBewsBoutique]

Melania: Tell Donald it was me.

[u/Djent_Reznor1 → u/ivyagogo]

Waiting for the orange fuck to finally croak so she can get that bag

[u/Imacatdoincatstuff → u/ivyagogo]

The eternal question.

[u/Mookafff]

Somehow I never knew who Loomer was. Now I’m seeing her everywhere.

Really wish I could go back to not knowing her. What a disgusting, racist, PoS

[u/ImOutWanderingAround → u/Mookafff]

She is 31. The really sad thing is that she has been like this for over a decade. Remember the racist Steve King from Iowa? He’s been friends with Loomer and social medial fetishizing with her for at least that long. That’s how I heard of her originally. That means she was 18 or 20 when she got her start.

[u/DekoyDuck]

Trump is cheating on Melania?

I really don’t care, do you?

[u/biggiy05 → u/DekoyDuck]

Cheating on Melania again*

[u/pedpablo13 → u/DekoyDuck]

If these religious fucks didn't fall all over themselves, pretending to be the 'family values' party, I wouldn't care

[u/deez_treez]

[u/Healthy-Mango-2549 → u/deez_treez]

This is more fitting

[u/foozalicious → u/Healthy-Mango-2549]

It’s like they used a mould of her face.

[u/windmill-tilting → u/deez_treez]

This one wins. It's the eyes.

[u/holamau]

Mushroom Forager? 🤢

[u/SurveyNinja42]

MTG must be heartbroken.

[u/grad1939 → u/SurveyNinja42]

She's making cave painting on how she feels.

[u/mcfeezie2 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know but it can't get here soon enough.

[u/ThatCoryGuy]

Lol. Gross.

[u/BeerNirvana → u/ThatCoryGuy]

I love the smell of vomit in the morning. It smells like...karma.

[u/PresidentSpanky]

[u/Imadethosehitmanguns → u/PresidentSpanky]

Honestly Firecracker from the latest season is more fitting.

[u/nicmos → u/Imadethosehitmanguns]

eh... Stormfront was more racist, and the physical resemblance is better.

[u/Federal_Marzipan]

Saw this in another group.

[u/uprightshark]

Now we know why Melania is no longer around.

[u/Schrecht → u/uprightshark]

No no no, you have cause and effect reversed. She's not around because her contract didn't require her to be in his loathsome presence any longer.

Loomer came later. If at all.

[u/Orion14159 → u/Schrecht]

He stopped paying her retainer, so she stopped work

[u/thegreatbrah → u/Schrecht]

She definitely didn't cum 

[u/GogglesPisano → u/uprightshark]

Melania’s not around because she renegotiated their prenup and now she doesn’t have to pretend to care about Trump anymore.

[u/ohleprocy → u/uprightshark]

She's on a visit to Canada😉

[u/GogglesPisano → u/ohleprocy]

She goes to a different school - we don’t know her.

[u/ImgurScaramucci]

I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup than a video of those two banging.

[u/ctb030289]

Temu milania

[u/mike_pants → u/ctb030289]

Filled with about the same amount of cheap plastic as a typical Tenu product.

[u/Orion14159 → u/mike_pants]

And lead paint

[u/jdd20201974]

Wife number 4….. Christian values huh? SMH

[u/DreamsAndSchemes]

I'm almost 40. I thought she was older than me. She's 31. Hate ages you.

[u/TObias416]

Does she change his diaper before sexy time?

[u/biggiy05 → u/TObias416]

the diaper stays on during sexy time

-Loomer

[u/TObias416 → u/biggiy05]

Just push to the side

[u/BeerNirvana → u/TObias416]

after.

[u/littlekatie3]

She’s 30? Jesus she looks like, 46. The cheap hair dye and the massive roots are a telltale sign of the devil 😈.

[u/SoThrowawayy0 → u/littlekatie3]

She looks more plastic than an actual Barbie doll, it's terrifying.

It's uncanny valley but somehow she is actually human.

[u/snotboogie]

She flew to the debate with him. This is all making sense now.

[u/Redstar81]

Way too many people assuming his dick still works.

[u/TheWaywardTrout]

Legit question, why is her head so large?

[u/BeerNirvana → u/TheWaywardTrout]

waiting on a replacement skin suit. Lizard people gonna lizard.

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/BeerNirvana]

I’m LIZ

[u/TheSilkyBat → u/TheWaywardTrout]

All the fillers she has pumped into it.

[u/oshawaguy]

He took a 9/11 conspiracy theorist to the 9/11 memorial. Has to rank high on the “I can’t believe he hasn’t been canceled” list.

[u/Radkingeli995]

That’s genius word play right there

[u/Suctorial_Hades]

I am just trying to imagine how America would’ve reacted 60 years ago if the candidate was never seen with his wife, and stepped off a plane with some random acting like his wife

[u/QuicheSmash]

Laura Loomer does mushrooms. 

[u/DonnyMox]

VOTE!

[u/Vivid-Sky58]

That’s really low. Eva was quite good looking. Laura looks like roadkill

[u/Moonpile → u/Vivid-Sky58]

Shhhhhhhhhhh. Don't give RFKjr any ideas.

[u/GogglesPisano → u/Vivid-Sky58]

[u/BeerNirvana → u/Vivid-Sky58]

more like a cheap plastic knockoff of roadkill.

[u/dkdelicious → u/BeerNirvana]

[u/effinbrak2]

She must be damn near blind and lacking olfactory sense.

[u/Savings-Sprinkles-75]

Her face is so disturbing.

[u/SiteTall]

Oops, that will make Marjorie jealous!!!!

[u/ColHapHapablap]

How romantic

[u/LivingroomEngineer]

Taking everything into consideration it's a downgrade for both. Melania is probably not complaining though