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Antisemitic incidents in Europe 2023

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u/Aoimoku91 6d ago

He's back!

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

Somehow Hitler has returned.

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 5d ago

When the world needed him the least, he came back!

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u/eleytheria 5d ago

Frame freeze

Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

Flashback to 1945

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u/jacowab 5d ago

I knew the moon theory was true

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u/Anyweyr 5d ago

The Moon is Hitler's Exegol.

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u/MenstrualMilkshakes 5d ago

The dark side of the moon is his stache casted on the ass of Wallace and Gromit's cheese.

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u/SkyeMreddit 5d ago

Seriously you need to watch Iron Sky. It is funny af!

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u/lord_foob 1d ago

Nah if he's on the moon he's not coming back Def the hollow earth route (it's even more bat shit insane of a deep dive into )

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u/redironmoose 5d ago

Ancient aliens episode on the 3rd Reich.

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u/SolidusSnake78 4d ago

“Hey It’s me , DIOOOOOO”

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u/cyrano1897 4d ago

Now flash forward to 8% of Austria being Muslim.

😳

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u/abroc24 5d ago

To screw it up again

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u/CyberCookieMonster 5d ago

We never managed to unscrew it really 😅

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u/elhermanobrother 5d ago

gets tighter the more you unscrew it

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u/CelestialSlayer 5d ago

It’s one of those reverse screws!!!

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u/KuriTokyo 5d ago

Righty tighty, lefty Hitler!

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u/stablegeniuscheetoh 5d ago

Ah yes, the lefty tighty / righty tighty thing

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u/j_ly 5d ago

lefty loosey, righty tighty

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u/FullMetalAurochs 5d ago

To make Germany even smaller again?

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u/Chiggero 5d ago

He was a French sleeper agent all along

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u/mbcbt90 5d ago

He really was an Austrian immigrant.

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u/antontupy 5d ago

And to split it in four pieces this time.

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u/GuudenU 5d ago

At least Hitler did 1 good thing for humanity, he killed Hitler.

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u/jdbcn 5d ago

I hadn’t thought about it that way but you are right

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u/octopoddle 5d ago

Well, hi there people, you know me. I used to run a little joint called Germany.

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u/Technical-Pitch4978 5d ago

to screw it up exactly.

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u/smalltownlargefry 5d ago

This summer coming to a theater near you

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u/Bebyakk 5d ago

Absolutely destruction!

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u/mothje 5d ago

Well, i don't want to sound like a person defending Hitler....... But he did give a lot of old enemies a common goal.

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u/Endleofon 5d ago

And he did kill Hitler.

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u/IncomeFinal6308 5d ago

MVP really

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u/EagleCatchingFish 5d ago

But in so doing, he also murdered the guy who killed Hitler.

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u/Aardark235 5d ago

Those old enemies went back fighting again the day Hitler died. Maybe we should have frozen him to have sustained the peace.

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u/Doctor_Danceparty 5d ago

Just should've dropped him into an AM like supercomputer. AM could fully and completely project his eternal hatred of existence on Hitler and the rest of us can occasionally visit a mainframe to see it happen and just go "man fuck that guy for real".

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u/CyfrowaKrowa 5d ago

"If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place"

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u/Asian8640 5d ago

Hail Hydra. Now we must go to Tahiti. It's a magical place.

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u/lagerbaer 5d ago

Russia be like: "Okay and we'll but our ICBMs here, here, and here."

West be like: "Don't make us thaw him!"

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u/GitmoGrrl1 5d ago

Somebody hasn't seen the classic movie They Saved Hitler's Brain!

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u/WeimSean 5d ago

He helped found NATO, the Warsaw Pact and the European Union. Not bad for a mediocre artist from Austria.

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u/stormiliane 5d ago

Warsaw Pact was not cool.

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u/tomodachi_reloaded 5d ago

He also made Switzerland an insanely rich country with all they stole from the Jews.

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u/Tourist_Relative 4d ago

He is also immortal as long as human with recorded history exist.

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u/PiotrekDG 5d ago

Putin is strengthening friendships today, too.

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u/Dylan_Driller 5d ago

Well, i don't want to sound like a person defending Hitler

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u/belaGJ 5d ago

he could unify European politics very effectively

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u/mothje 5d ago

The great uniter

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u/Aglogimateon 5d ago

so did cholera

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u/geo_gan 5d ago

Saw him on here recently complaining about the price of the PlayStation 5 Pro in Europe compared to America

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u/dog_be_praised 5d ago

Hitler to Trump, "hold my Pilsner".

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u/kicek_kic 5d ago

World is pretty fucked up right now, and according to maths negative + negative is positive, so if he came back we would be saved now

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u/ilikedota5 5d ago

Negative + negative = negative Negative * negative = positive

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u/Simple-Plane-1091 5d ago

So if we are adding, we need Hitler squared?

Negative + (negative x negative)

UltraHitler is chaotic neutral?

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u/CacklingFerret 5d ago

You ain't mathing bro

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u/kicek_kic 5d ago

Nah my sources are always correct (trust me bro thats how it works fr)

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u/EricUtd1878 5d ago

The One-bollocked man vs The Incontinent Orangutan

The sequel nobody knew they wanted 🤣

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u/Vegetable_Onion 5d ago

What do you mean vs? They're on the same side....

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u/Humanmode17 5d ago

🎶 But he came back 🎶

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u/Vulture_tea 5d ago

Great, now im thinking of the fire nation making anti avatar propaganda by drawing him like Hitler.

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u/kowloonjew 5d ago

Care to expand on when the world needed him the most ?

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u/SpeechStunning8179 5d ago

Humbly asking, who is he?

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u/Barkers_eggs 5d ago

Not the hero we wanted or deserved or a hero at all but the thing we got

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u/debeli_kreten 4d ago

You mean the most

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u/TennisWitty2803 4d ago

You mean the most

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u/cyrano1897 4d ago

Wait, why is he repeating Allah Akbar? And why is he joined in Allah Akbar chorus by 8% of Austrias population???

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u/Resident-Big-4429 2d ago

Hamas simps of reddit demand his presence

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u/Damarli-Kobra 1d ago

“Needed him the most”

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u/SpecialMango3384 1d ago

It’s the second coming of the mustache!

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u/talldata 5d ago

It's a great movie. Er isn't vieder da. Hitler comes back to life, just walks up where the bunker was, and no one believes that it's him

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u/Zomby_99 5d ago

Its called "Er ist wieder da" in german and I agree its a great movie

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u/talldata 5d ago

Autocorrect was fighting me and I gave up.

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u/JohnnyRelentless 5d ago

No one can defeat the autocorrect. Just submit.

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

Seen it on youtube. Pretty funny at first but the ending is really shit.

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u/skincarelion 5d ago

I thought the ending really left space for a conversation, and it’s really appropriate giving that they predicted the rise of facism and now we see AFD living a first ‘victory’

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

I get the conversation aspect but it could have been done better. Felt like they ran out of money or time and had to rush it somehow.

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u/Pisspistolen 5d ago

They probably literally did. The whole concept was based on guerilla filmed improvised sketches where the main actor just pretended to be Hitler, to peoples' befuddlement. Then they were able to get some more funding and stretch the whole thing to a feature length film.

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u/Miserable_Victory450 5d ago

The film wasn't a conglomerate of stretched out improvised sketches, but a deliberate adaptation of a bestselling book that got released 3 years earlier. The director said he wasn't interested in turning it into a movie if not for his interpretation in that way.

The budget of the movie was exactly average for German movies btw (2.9m.€)

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

Interesting.

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u/skincarelion 4d ago

ah makes sense!

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u/cebula412 4d ago

How did it end? I've only seen the trailer, but I don't mind spoilers.

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u/Cefalopodul 4d ago

Well, like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y52fmhZGPE

You can find the whole movie on youtube if you're curious.

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u/Firehawk526 5d ago

Is the one with Mussolini any good?

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u/Capybara39 5d ago

Is that the one that’s called ‘look who’s back’ in English?

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u/Spore_Frog 5d ago

The dead speak!

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u/Hockeytown11 5d ago

The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late HITLER.

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u/RunParking3333 5d ago

"I am all the shit" said Hitler, calmly

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u/willozsy 5d ago

"Did you put your name in the Goblet of Antisemitism, Adolf?" Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/babihrse 5d ago

Ich bin alles Die Mist

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u/Leading-Ad-9004 5d ago

who's gonna place the flag over the reichstag?

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u/Thug-shaketh9499 5d ago

I will.

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u/Leading-Ad-9004 5d ago

I'll take the picture.

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u/Virtual_Geologist_60 5d ago

And i will give him the flag:

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u/CuriousCrandle 5d ago

No there are a lot of Muslims in thise countries

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u/Beneficial_Lychee331 5d ago

Oh no. More so anything and everything being flagged as antisemitism and added to the numbers. Even saying free Palestine, or let Gaza live or publically condemning Israel is counted as “antisemitism” by the groups that compute these numbers. It’s propaganda.

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u/Real_Ad_8243 5d ago

Came here to day this.

Research done in to antisemite behaviour by Tel Aviv University, an institution of a state that is determined to conflate criticism of it with antisemitism, is literally not worth the bytes used to load the image.

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u/uncensoredsaints 4d ago

Exactly this. The source is hardly relatable either, given the agenda of the university.

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u/Talk_Bright 5d ago

In austria?

The Muslims were historically better with jews than Christian Europe was by far, sentiment began to change with the blood libels spreading in the middle east due to colonialism.

Finally erupting after 1948, at the same time Europe was kind of tired of antisemitism as they had seen the horrors of the holocaust and didnt want to repeat it.

Now we see middle easterners as jew hating bigots but historically it was the opposite, jews emigrated to the middle east and north Africa during pogroms and to find a better life as they were not banned from certain professions and were not forced to live in Ghettos, some even were allowed to be in positions of power.

The Jewish population in those countries has largely moved to Israel with the only significant population in Morocco and Iran.

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u/credditfarabuletin 5d ago

The Real Slim Shady

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u/Aah__HolidayMemories 5d ago

It’s worse! It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

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u/PhoenxScream 5d ago

Is it too late to enroll him into an art school?

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u/shaun2312 5d ago

To compliment Israel on how well they're doing

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u/No_Journalist3811 5d ago

Yes, his under a new name. Let's call him Benjamin...

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u/LucyTheBrazen 5d ago

Don't deadname him, he goes by Kickl now

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

Elon Kickl

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 5d ago

Back from the dead to condescendingly chide Donald Trump with a "No, no, no, that's not how you do it..."

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u/Cefalopodul 5d ago

Or take notes.

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u/twodogsfighting 5d ago

Nazis fly now?

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u/pwakham22 5d ago

Er ist wieder da

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u/Fancy-Progress-1892 5d ago

We all knew he was in hiding now, it's not that surprising

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u/troutsie 5d ago

Has someone been rejected from art school recently?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Mustachio man

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen 5d ago

The Allies thought he died when he jumped through that window in dramatic slow-motion

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u/chip_bam 5d ago

Cloning, dark magic, secrets known only to opioid users

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u/AdditionalTheory 5d ago

“Hitler flies now?”

“He flies now!”

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u/SpanishNerd55 5d ago

Big Rise of Skywalker energy

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u/Nakobuu 5d ago

Er ist wieder da!

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u/Amelia-likes-birds 4d ago

The comedy trope Whitest Kids U'Know did a song awhile back about Hitler just randomly re-appearing the 2000s and having a redemption arc. It's aged not greatly but the lyric 'stopped burning Jews, started burning CDs' lives rent free in my head.

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u/schraxt 5d ago

*Ooooh he is back

He's the man behind the mask

And he's outta control*

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u/Rk92_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

We’re Friday the 13th today… is he actually back ?!

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u/quasart 5d ago

ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma

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u/SDGrave 5d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/sjr323 5d ago

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u/thewanderer79 5d ago

The correct answer. Ty

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u/Sacrer 5d ago

Austrian exterminator or Austrian Terminator?

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u/babihrse 5d ago

Depends are we talking t1 or t2

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u/livinalieontimna 5d ago

Exterminator 2

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u/Delicious-Cow-7611 5d ago

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u/MaustFaust 5d ago

A sad movie, really

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u/Delicious-Cow-7611 5d ago

That poor little doggo gave his life to save us all!

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u/Cpzd87 4d ago

a great book too. if you liked the movie you'd love the book

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u/InfiniteSun51 5d ago

Remember Adolf? He's back! In pog form!

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u/TheVlogger110_R 6d ago

Who’s back? Hitler or Herzl?

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u/muftu 5d ago

Yes

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 5d ago

The love child of both

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u/cagingnicolas 5d ago

as i'm writing this, this comment has 666 points

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u/DragonLordSkater1969 5d ago

Er ist wieder da.

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u/TheCarpincho 5d ago

He just cannot catch a break.

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u/Engineer_engifar666 5d ago

his spirit still lives

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u/TheBestGuru 5d ago

I can only get so hard.

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u/Equacrafter 5d ago

Look Who’s Back

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u/T1misk 5d ago

The art school is closed

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u/banan-appeal 5d ago

Guess who's back

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u/Aadsterken 5d ago

Er is wieder da

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u/rac3k 5d ago

...hes back, and his name is Netanyahu

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u/leckysoup 5d ago

Never went away

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u/kroketspeciaal 5d ago

Er is wieder da

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u/Decimation4x 5d ago

They thought he was a goner…

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u/abhinandkr 5d ago

Look Who's Back is a hilarious satirical German film about Hitler coming back to life in the modern world. Highly recommended!

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u/KamikazeSalamander 5d ago

And he's got a new trick...

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u/thedomage 5d ago

Is anti semitism included in anti racism? Do we have an anti Islam number? Or anti black (insert here)?

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u/carneasadacontodo 5d ago

I read this in Cornelius Fudge’s voice

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u/Buaille_Ruaille 5d ago

Hitleryahu?

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u/belaGJ 5d ago

slim shady?

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 5d ago

Er ist wieder da! (that's ab amazing movie BTW)

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u/Wonderful_Plant_945 5d ago

he was never really gone sadly

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u/SparkeyRerun 5d ago

Great movie

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u/_Kevlaaar_ 5d ago

Back again…

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u/I_Am_A_Door_Knob 5d ago

They really need to start accepting more painters into their art schools.

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u/BugetarulMalefic 5d ago

Er ist wieder da!

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u/OGfromATL91 5d ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/ViennaKing 5d ago

Back again!

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u/elmanutres 5d ago

And more fuhrer than ever!

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u/zebulon99 5d ago

He is singlehandedly respnsible for all ~1000 incidents

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u/SludgegunkGelatin 5d ago

Holy shit..looooooooooool 😂

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u/sheffieldasslingdoux 5d ago

Er ist wieder da

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u/Agatio25 5d ago

Grat movie

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u/javerthugo 5d ago

He’s the man behind the mask mustache

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u/Typical_Response_950 5d ago

Great movie btw. Dispels the myth that Germans have no sense of humor. At least i think they intended it as humor. Dear god, it's supposed to be humor right??

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4176826/

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u/redironmoose 5d ago

But he goes as Klaus Schwab now.

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u/benkonto 5d ago

Guess who's back, back again

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u/totesnotyotes 5d ago

Guess who's back (back)

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u/Rare_Ad8942 5d ago

Lisan al gib

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u/mage2k 5d ago

Quick! Someone call Gandalf!

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 4d ago

It’s kinda ridiculous that my brain went to another well known Austrian first for a second. I think it’s because of how famously he told us that he’d be back.

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u/FengYiLin 2d ago

Er ist wieder da

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u/peter_piemelteef 2d ago

Look who's back!/Er ist wieder da!

Check out that movie.