This is just complete bullshit. Ask me anything about your own bullshit and I will bullshit an answer for you.

I'm 44, my husband is 41

we adopted our daughter when she was 3 months old

Me and my husband have been together for 17 years, we got married 5 years ago

I've been out as gay since I was 12, so 32 years (damm I'm old)

I have been an unlicensed veterinary technician for 4 years now. I work in a state where it is legal for technicians to work without licenses. I have worked in General practice,overnights ER/ICU, and a clinic that was a mix of the two. I have worked with dogs, cats, hamsters, guinea pigs, chameleons, snakes, rats, mice, sugar gliders, bearded dragons, rabbits, hedgehogs, and a few other exotics in probably forgetting. I have not worked any large animal (horses, cattle, pigs, etc) and I don’t know as much about that side of the field.

I am also autistic (low-support needs) and was diagnosed a few months ago at 24. I’m still learning what this means for me because I never allowed myself to ever think that deeply before.

I have a couple special interests. Animals and animal medicine are one. I also am very passionate about dog behavior, enrichment, and training. I have lots of opinions on dog breeding and registration (not saying I’m totally educated in it all tho lol). I like video games and audiobooks and crochet, too. And I like a lot of random other things.

DISCLAIMER: I will not give out pet medical advice. If you came here to ask a medical question, my answer will usually be “talk to your vet” and other times it might be “dear lord take your animal to the ER right now!” So, either way I will direct you to your vet for all medical questions.

Suffering from success.

Outfits like these: https://imgur.com/a/ObdmFP8

M27, 5’ 5”

Start weight: 255

Goal weight: 140

Current weight: about 148

Brushing, sometimes washing, combing, or putting it up all does it. It's called hair-grooming syncope. I would really like to wear a high ponytail for extended periods of time but we take what we can get.

I have tried bacon before, just to understand the hype. it just tasted like seasoned oil; i don’t really get it. I also had a hot dog when I was a little kid, but i don’t remember the taste at all. i’ve also tried fish but no longer remember the taste (nor what kind of fish) and i tried shrimp a few years ago and didn’t like the texture. i’ve had sushi with imitation crab (which is made of other fish, some people think it’s meatless but it isn’t)

other than those experiences i’ve never had meat before

edit: I should probably add that I also have autism and that makes a lot of foods harder to eat due to my problems with texture, so i have a lot of food limitations in general. it’s very hard for me to try new foods

Might as well answer some questions while I chill. What's up?

Reddit has ran out

I run a side business as a hypnotist now and I love both my teaching career and my outside life.

We got high speed internet in 1999 and I've spent lots of time on it

They have plans and while they're out, I'm gonna "sneak" in and clean their house a little. I say "sneak" because I technically sort of live with them, just not in their house.

I picked up the hobby back in late April. Every weekend since I've been in the garage either hammering, grinding or sharpening something. I also recently lost my job, so I've been in there almost every day for the last week. AMA.

So you hear about fathers that "go out for milk" and don't come back well I kind of did the opposite. Made arrangements to live elsewhere. Packed my stuff one morning and left without saying goodbye to anyone. Ask me anything

I have the hypermobile-type Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a dominant genetic disorder that is usually passed down through families. There is a small chance of it mutating spontaneously in utero.

EDS affects most tissues in the body, namely the connective tissues like skin, ligaments, tendons, organs, etc. I’m in my mid-20s and am moderately disabled from this syndrome. My mobility will wax and wane as I get older. My physical age is moreso equivalent to that of the average 40 year old in terms of wear n’ tear.

Ask me anything!

I was selectively mute until I was 13

I'm homeschooling because of it

My main hyperfixation is zoology, I'm obsessed with zoology, all of it, but mostly bugs

My dad's a nature photographer for National Geographic, and my mom's a marine biologist, which is where I get it from

I'm also gay and have been dating Mt bf since I was 12, he isn't autistic though

I'm spending some time with my mum over the next few days and she loves to chat, so please let me know of any questions you want to ask her.

For a bit of context, she was born in Aden to British parents when it was still a British territory, moved back to England as a small child and later attended boarding school. She's done a variety of jobs throughout her life, such as working with the elderly, working in a restaurant and in high end retail. She now works behind the bar at a men's club.

As the title suggests, I am 24 years old, autistic (having been diagnosed at age 2), and spend most of my days glued to my laptop. Ask me whatever you like.

I am the most basic person alive. I have never done anything.

If anyone knows someone worse than me I will be impressed. I have never done anything in life.

Tech is my longest hyper-fixation, lasting since 2017

I live an upper-middle class lifestyle as a black guy in the US

I have been diagnosed since two years old, and also ADHD

Also bisexual, but single

Title. Dual degree student and if I’m not smoking I’m drinking or both. I have a 3.7 gpa and a job, pretty lax schedule my senior year. Ask me anything.

Ill help you process whatever made you feel old recently